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Tigra
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2415 on: October 16, 2016, 02:18:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2417 on: October 16, 2016, 02:36:28 pm »

Well if we can only breed with elves then our next course of breeding action is clear. We must gather a Elf harem! Of both genders in case we have a queen!

Good luck as there has been only 1 elven female in Luathbas since the game started in year 800 v;



You demand that she cuts to the point.

"Alright then. I'm here on behalf of my protege, Agrenna, an impoverished lady of twenty years and the last one of her house. Nobody wants to marry such a poor girl, despite the fact that she is of great wits and quite some beauty. I implore you, do me just this one favor and have her married off to one of your sons! Your eldest is already married and you have spares, clearly you can ."

A) She gains everything and the Kingdom gains nothing - you won't get a proposal worse than this! No marriage.
B) Do your sister a favor and promise her that Agrenna shall be wife of Llewyn, whom you recently pardoned.
C) Do your sister a favor and promise her that Agrenna shall be wife of Romuald, who seem to not be very interested about marriage and politics.
D) Do your sister a favor and promise her that Agrenna shall be wife of Feodh, even if that will take a decade.
E) Tell her to wait a day, in the meanwhile go ask Romuald and Llewyn if they wish to have a marriage arranged for them.
F) Demand that she lists the ancestry of the girl, and her connections, and her parents' connections, and whether she can be trusted, as people are scheming against you EVERYWHERE!
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2418 on: October 16, 2016, 02:38:59 pm »

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« Reply #2419 on: October 16, 2016, 02:40:06 pm »

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« Reply #2420 on: October 16, 2016, 02:40:28 pm »

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« Reply #2421 on: October 16, 2016, 02:42:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2422 on: October 16, 2016, 02:47:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2423 on: October 16, 2016, 02:48:12 pm »

E.

Maybe a human female and male harem then?
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2424 on: October 16, 2016, 03:09:55 pm »

You ask her to wait a day, and she is taken to a guest chamber.

Later that day you ask Llewyn and Romuald to come talk with you, and then you tell them of the proposal.

"A poor girl of no social standing? Have I harmed you and Tvadar so much that you're asking me to marry worst of the worst, father?" Llewyn walks off fuming.

"I do not wish to marry this girl, father. I should return to my studies actually." Romuald blushes a bit, bows and leaves in hurry.

Children.

Next morning you summon your sister Elsa to the throne room, and tell her your decision.

A) Do your sister a favor and promise her that Agrenna shall be wife of Llewyn.
B) Do your sister a favor and promise her that Agrenna shall be wife of Romuald.
C) Do your sister a favor and promise her that Agrenna shall be wife of Feodh, even if that will take a decade.
D) Your sons aren't interested and the girl brings absolutely nothing to the family. No marriage!
E) Demand that she lists the ancestry of the girl, and her connections, and her parents' connections, and whether she can be trusted, as people are scheming against you EVERYWHERE!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2425 on: October 16, 2016, 03:11:03 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Taricus

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« Reply #2426 on: October 16, 2016, 03:11:18 pm »

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« Reply #2427 on: October 16, 2016, 03:13:41 pm »

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