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Author Topic: Roll to be a Hydra Head  (Read 5108 times)

NRDL

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2016, 04:21:46 pm »

Bite the humans with the tube-weapons.
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2016, 05:02:37 pm »

Tell the humans we mean no harm through interpretive neck-swinging.
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2016, 07:57:10 pm »

I claim the next available head, whichever one that is.

Start grabbing nearby objects or people and throw them at the people with tubes.
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ATHATH

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2016, 10:25:52 pm »

Make the hat uglier. Ask if it approves of any changes that I want to make to it before I perform them.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2016, 01:20:42 am »

Flail! Flail like there's no tomorrow!
[4-1]
You flail wildly, managing to accomplish nothing of note, except managing to not headbutt the cattle-prod again. Progress!

Keep on Hypnotizing...
[9+1]
The humans stay in a stupor, though some of the stubbornest uniformed humans have manage to put on the sunglasses, which seems to help them resist the hypnotism.

steal medicine and bandages from a nearby store
[8]
You try to steal bandages from a nearby story, and then realize you don't have enough reach to access a store with first aid supplies. So you start disrobing some of the vacantly staring humans and rip their clothes into sets of bandages.

use my latent psychic abilities to broadcast random words and images at full force into the puny humans minds.
use my latent psychic abilities to broadcast random words and images at full force into the puny humans minds.
Bite him in the neck if he tries this.
Hydras can learn magic, right? try to do some telepathic communication to get my minion to dissuade his comrades.
Failing that, just glare more disapproval at the new incoming guards.
[5 vs 1]
The two wannabe psychics enter into a headfight! Head Nerd batters Head Dustan into submission with a series of headbutts, which he insist are a psychic move, since he is using his brain.

[10]
Head Nerd then uses his not so latent anymore psychic abilities to broadcast mental static into the human minds. The uniformed humans drop their tube things and clutch their heads. You know you won't be able to keep this up long without suffering a serious case of brain exploding.

Head Nerd has become a psychic. This will not provide a bonus to psychic actions, but ensure most of them are possible at all.

Head Dustan has a headache, taking a -1 to his next action.


Close my eyes and sniff the air for interesting scents.
[5]
You smell the cloying stench of humanity forced into cramped spaces, mixed with tones of perfumes and various deodarants, and the tantalizing scent of food from nearby restaurants

Honestly it's all too much of a mess to pick up more than that.

Bite the humans with the tube-weapons.
[3]
You bite Head Dustan's minion, managing to rip off his ear.

Tell the humans we mean no harm through interpretive neck-swinging.
[8]
You uncover a hidden talent for interpretive neck-swinging, which clearly conveys your intent of non-harm. This is somewhat undermined by everyone else harming the humans. Also, none of them are capable of paying enough attention to actually interpret your neck-swinging.

I claim the next available head, whichever one that is.

Start grabbing nearby objects or people and throw them at the people with tubes.
[4]
You start throwing some of the nearby hats from the store at the uniformed humans. This does as much as you would expect.

Make the hat uglier. Ask if it approves of any changes that I want to make to it before I perform them.
[2]
The hat god is displeased! It smites you lightly. The painful burning disrupts your concentration

ATHATH take -1 to their next action due to being on fire.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2016, 01:31:33 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2016, 01:28:46 am »

Propose a whole-body movement in the direction of the food court!
We can follow our noses. Probably.
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NRDL

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2016, 01:38:50 am »

+1 to going to the food court.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2016, 04:25:36 am »

+1 to food-court.

Exercise my neck muscles while on move!
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ziizo

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2016, 05:43:01 am »

accept going to the food court
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2016, 07:51:09 am »

+1 to food court, but also grabv the human who shocked me and drag him behind us.
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2016, 07:55:42 am »

Bite NDRL for biting my minion's ear off! that's just rude and nasty!
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2016, 09:37:06 am »

Food Court, also decrease physic projection
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2016, 10:44:22 am »

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Having reached a consensus, the Hydra begins heading towards the the strongest concentration of food smells, trampling over the dazed humans, you hear bones breaking. One of the tube-toting humans manages to fire a shot into the side of the Hydra's torso, but the wound quickly heals, the deformed bullet clinking on the floor. The minion with the horrendous hat follows close behind



Whole plucked birds are impaled on poles, rotating within transparent ovens, steadily being roasted. Humans sit at dozens of tables, eating meat, fish, eggs, vegetables and stranger things you cannot recognize, many pausing in their eating as they see you come around the corner, food falling back into plates, many taking photos of your fashionable splendour, others screaming in terror at your magnificence.

With a start, you realize you are very hungry, and all the heads begin to salivate. It has been more than a hour since your last meal!

Hungry, heads will take -1 to non-feeding actions until the body is sated.

Exercise my neck muscles while on move!
[4]
You do some stretching exercises to keep your neck nice and limber.

grab the human who shocked me and drag him behind us.
[4]
You manage to grab the demon's cattle-prod and carry it away as the body moves to devour.

Bite NDRL for biting my minion's ear off! that's just rude and nasty!
[7 vs 3-1]
You try to bite NRDL. Irritated, he casually rips off your face. You black out.

Head Dustan cannot do anything for two turns
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2016, 10:56:39 am »

Buy food using gold coins

Because what kind of self-respecting monster doesn't carry random gold coins everywhere.
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Re: Roll to be a Hydra Head
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2016, 11:04:16 am »

eat the delicious chicken.
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