Flail! Flail like there's no tomorrow!
[4-1]
You flail wildly, managing to accomplish nothing of note, except managing to
not headbutt the cattle-prod again. Progress!
Keep on Hypnotizing...
[9+1]
The humans stay in a stupor, though some of the stubbornest uniformed humans have manage to put on the sunglasses, which seems to help them resist the hypnotism.
steal medicine and bandages from a nearby store
[8]
You try to steal bandages from a nearby story, and then realize you don't have enough reach to access a store with first aid supplies. So you start disrobing some of the vacantly staring humans and rip their clothes into sets of bandages.
use my latent psychic abilities to broadcast random words and images at full force into the puny humans minds.
use my latent psychic abilities to broadcast random words and images at full force into the puny humans minds.
Bite him in the neck if he tries this.
Hydras can learn magic, right? try to do some telepathic communication to get my minion to dissuade his comrades.
Failing that, just glare more disapproval at the new incoming guards.
[5 vs 1]
The two wannabe psychics enter into a headfight! Head Nerd batters Head Dustan into submission with a series of headbutts, which he insist are a psychic move, since he is using his brain.
[10]
Head Nerd then uses his not so latent anymore psychic abilities to broadcast mental static into the human minds. The uniformed humans drop their tube things and clutch their heads. You know you won't be able to keep this up long without suffering a serious case of brain exploding.
Head Nerd has become a psychic. This will not provide a bonus to psychic actions, but ensure most of them are possible at all.
Head Dustan has a headache, taking a -1 to his next action.Close my eyes and sniff the air for interesting scents.
[5]
You smell the cloying stench of humanity forced into cramped spaces, mixed with tones of perfumes and various deodarants, and the tantalizing scent of food from nearby restaurants
Honestly it's all too much of a mess to pick up more than that.
Bite the humans with the tube-weapons.
[3]
You bite Head Dustan's minion, managing to rip off his ear.
Tell the humans we mean no harm through interpretive neck-swinging.
[8]
You uncover a hidden talent for interpretive neck-swinging, which clearly conveys your intent of non-harm. This is somewhat undermined by everyone else harming the humans. Also, none of them are capable of paying enough attention to actually interpret your neck-swinging.
I claim the next available head, whichever one that is.
Start grabbing nearby objects or people and throw them at the people with tubes.
[4]
You start throwing some of the nearby hats from the store at the uniformed humans. This does as much as you would expect.
Make the hat uglier. Ask if it approves of any changes that I want to make to it before I perform them.
[2]
The hat god is displeased! It smites you lightly. The painful burning disrupts your concentration
ATHATH take -1 to their next action due to being on fire.
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