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Author Topic: Roll to Trench  (Read 13594 times)

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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2016, 04:26:23 pm »

Drown the Enemy in my Tears!
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Poohbah

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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2016, 04:28:49 pm »

Take a rifle,some ammo and go on an adventure with dragons and orcs and crap
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Pancaek

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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2016, 04:33:30 pm »

The grandma's have done their part. Now sacrifice them in an arcane ritual to summon beings from beyong the veil to crush our enemies!
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2016, 04:39:53 pm »

Bang bang! Dakka dakka!
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2016, 05:04:47 pm »

Poison the enemy food
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2016, 05:13:31 pm »

Savage!
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2016, 05:16:50 pm »

Turn 2
Town: 590
Enemies: 3933

Organize the militia into squads, and assign them weapons based on their fighting styles. Lead the men into a successful defense.

[5] You do a damn good job organizing the troops in a hurry. And just in time, too, as a wave of enemies comes back and [6] manages to take the farthest trench without killing any of your squads. They sustain heavy losses from your troops, but don't retreat.
-68 enemies

Loot a heap of valuables whilst everyone's distracted, load 'em all in a stolen cart and flee.

...To go petition nearby Lord What's-his-Name for aid, of course!

[4] You ransack three or four houses if all valuables and take off in a wagon that once belonged to the sheriff.

[5] Upon arriving at Sir Pentyne's mansion in the next town over, you sit down and negotiate for more troops. He agrees to your terms and sends 300 able bodied fighters to the front.
+300 town

I Use Necromancy to Raise up our dead Enemies and Send them back to attack their old friends.

[1] You go and try to raise the dead, but vaporize the bodies on accident. Along with yourself. RESPAWN?
-1 town

Drown the Enemy in my Tears!

[5] Your tears fall like a tidal wave, washing away many of the forward opposing army.
-90 enemies

Take a rifle,some ammo and go on an adventure with dragons and orcs and crap

[1] You grab a rifle and start to head out when you are shot for desertion. RESPAWN?
-1 town

The grandma's have done their part. Now sacrifice them in an arcane ritual to summon beings from beyong the veil to crush our enemies!

[1] You summon beings from beyond the veil to crush the enemies, but they just crush you instead and leave. Some of the others are scared off by this display. RESPAWN?
-15 town

Bang bang! Dakka dakka!

[1] *Bang Bang Dakka Dakka* BOOM You are hit by artillery.
-5 town

Poison the enemy food

[5] You poison their food AND their water. They die swiftly.
-32 enemies


Town remaining: 868
Enemies remaining: 3743
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2016, 05:19:57 pm »

Be on the attacking team.

Rocket jump onto a building and fire down on the militia of the town!
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:32:13 pm by Dustan Hache »
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2016, 05:20:11 pm »

Take the 3 best snipers in the village and go to the church steeple. Pick off as many enemies as we can and report on their formations
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2016, 05:21:01 pm »

Take up a rifle and start picking off enemy officers and important looking soldiers.
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Poohbah

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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2016, 05:21:47 pm »

Respawn

shout at the enemy army until they explode
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:24:52 pm by Poohbah »
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2016, 05:23:06 pm »

Respawn.


Summon the Dragons to battle!
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2016, 05:43:48 pm »

set the enemy camp on fire
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Pancaek

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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2016, 06:00:10 pm »

Respawn indeed. Use blood magic to ascend to deamonhood and crush our enemies!
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Re: Roll to Trench
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2016, 06:06:35 pm »

Lead the men in a valiant charge to reclaim our trench!
Because I have not died yet, I shall name myself. I am Ser Wellington the Third! Average commander!
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