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[Gwolfski]

Explicitly code it so it is fully obedient to us.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Explicitly code it so it is fully obedient to us.

so your absolutely sure?

[Gwolfski]

Sure why not.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

But that thing shouldn't be in our system, in theory it is just sitting in someone else's system being all "imma count cars and stuff"...

Bitcoin mining always seemed like a dodgy idea to me. It seems like something that there would be countermeasures developed against...

Hire use of a supercomputer for one turn to design a system-breaching-assistant A.I. whose name fluctuates between "Curiosity" and "Calamity". Install it into our server farm and ask it to keep itself entertained by breaking into abandoned networks.

-20,000
1+12=13
well, that was a massive waste of money.

+3000

book: Italian food.
tools: Italian food.
Italian food, preserved: 2 turns.
$81,000
$20,000(cash)
19 robo-pets
19 remote control helicopters
48.5 kg of 3d printer material
1 van
4 generators and 25 turns of fuel
subscription to major tech magazines(29 turns left)
bills paid (29 turns left)
food(0 turns)
very well furnished condo
TV
3d printer
7 high qual desktops
5 high qual laptops
independent connection to server
2 high power server farm
3 highly intelligent Ai's

[Gwolfski]

Ah well. Time for some bank errr... Exploits? As in get an Ai that monitors currency rates, and using many bank accounts, moves money around to get more money. Give it 5990$  for starters.

Make sure its banc accounts are not connected to our.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Ah well. Time for some bank errr... Exploits? As in get an Ai that monitors currency rates, and using many bank accounts, moves money around to get more money. Give it 5990$  for starters.

Make sure its banc accounts are not connected to our.

19+7=26

you put together a highly intelligent ai, and it immediately starts making you money -5,990

+4000

book: Italian food.
tools: Italian food.
Italian food, preserved: 1 turns.
$79,010
$20,000(cash)
19 robo-pets
19 remote control helicopters
48.5 kg of 3d printer material
1 van
4 generators and 25 turns of fuel
subscription to major tech magazines(28 turns left)
bills paid (28 turns left)
food(0 turns)
very well furnished condo
TV
3d printer
7 high qual desktops
5 high qual laptops
independent connection to server
2 high power server farm
3 highly intelligent Ai's

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Create a monitor AI to observe our actions and the actions of the AI we create. It's instructions are to calculate the risks of actions that are taken in regards to legal actions and in regards to security and then inform us of those risks.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Create a monitor AI to observe our actions and the actions of the AI we create. It's instructions are to calculate the risks of actions that are taken in regards to legal actions and in regards to security and then inform us of those risks.

6+7=13
nope.

+4000

book: Italian food.
tools: Italian food.
Italian food, preserved: 0 turns.
$83,010
$20,000(cash)
19 robo-pets
19 remote control helicopters
48.5 kg of 3d printer material
1 van
4 generators and 25 turns of fuel
subscription to major tech magazines(27 turns left)
bills paid (27 turns left)
food(0 turns)
very well furnished condo
TV
3d printer
7 high qual desktops
5 high qual laptops
independent connection to server
2 high power server farm
3 highly intelligent Ai's

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Try again.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Try again.

you prepare to try again, when you hear a loud thud coming from your front door.

[Gwolfski]

Plug Ethernet cable out of server farm. Instruct the bank ai to pretend it wasn't doing what it was doing.

Look to see who's doing that next.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Plug Ethernet cable out of server farm. Instruct the bank ai to pretend it wasn't doing what it was doing.

Look to see who's doing that next.

you see a humanoid robot with a large gun for a left hand. It appears to be attempting to force an entry.

[crazyabe]

>Open door

[origamiscienceguy]

Plug Ethernet cable out of server farm. Instruct the bank ai to pretend it wasn't doing what it was doing.

Look to see who's doing that next.

you see a humanoid robot with a large gun for a left hand. It appears to be attempting to force an entry.

grab one of the remote-control helicopters, and act like you were playing with it while you open the door.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Plug Ethernet cable out of server farm. Instruct the bank ai to pretend it wasn't doing what it was doing.

Look to see who's doing that next.

you see a humanoid robot with a large gun for a left hand. It appears to be attempting to force an entry.

grab one of the remote-control helicopters, and act like you were playing with it while you open the door.

17=17
you put on a pretty convincing act of someone who was just playing with a helicopter when you open the door. the robot intones in a metallic voice 'Release Me'