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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1411720 times)

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17475 on: January 15, 2017, 08:29:33 am »

That would require agreeing with Trump on something
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17476 on: January 15, 2017, 09:13:35 am »

That will go over about as well as a lead balloon...
It seems to be topping the charts of at least two Russians news aggregators that I know of, despite its ridiculous objective insignificance (5 thousand signatures is like chump's change on the Internet). And, since all media sites in Russia are, obviously, controlled by the government...

If Russia had any interest in doing something with Mexico, they probably would have tried something already. Though yeah, an invasion would not go over well.

Couldn't the Wall actually help Mexico if it slows the passage of drugs northward and guns southwards?

They'll just find some way around it, whether under* or over, don't underestimate human ingenuity.

*That depends on what measures we take, if any, to make it harder to tunnel under it. The dorfian method would of course, be magma.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17477 on: January 15, 2017, 09:31:50 am »

Make America dorfy

Build a magma moat
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17478 on: January 15, 2017, 11:06:17 am »

Couldn't the Wall actually help Mexico if it slows the passage of drugs northward and guns southwards?

Err, isn't by this point pretty clear that the wall was a dumb, unworkable idea to begin with?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17479 on: January 15, 2017, 11:08:25 am »

Couldn't the Wall actually help Mexico if it slows the passage of drugs northward and guns southwards?

Err, isn't by this point pretty clear that the wall was a dumb, unworkable idea to begin with?

And yet they're planning on trying to build it anyway :P
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17480 on: January 15, 2017, 11:11:34 am »

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17481 on: January 15, 2017, 11:15:57 am »

Eh, no. They're backpedaling. Because it cannot be done in any reasonable fashion. It was simply too stupid to do.

They changed it to mostly fence, but whether it's a fence or a wall, they're going to build something.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17482 on: January 15, 2017, 11:17:31 am »

RAISE FENCE just doesn't have quite the same xenophobic sheen as BUILD WALL, I'm afraid. Please turn in your meme card.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17483 on: January 15, 2017, 11:47:42 am »

It's a chicken wire wall, not a fence. Newspeak to the rescue.

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17484 on: January 15, 2017, 11:56:53 am »

Eh, no. They're backpedaling. Because it cannot be done in any reasonable fashion. It was simply too stupid to do.

isn't he using retail price for concrete tho? it is missing the cost for leveling out the whole thing and prepare the ground, so I'm gonna guess it's a tall order anyway.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17485 on: January 15, 2017, 12:27:17 pm »

Yeah, that concrete price sounds extremely expensive.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17486 on: January 15, 2017, 12:38:02 pm »

RAISE FENCE just doesn't have quite the same xenophobic sheen as BUILD WALL, I'm afraid. Please turn in your meme card.

Build a wall with a big beutiful gate on it for people to come in /legally/

Yeah xenophobic zeal gata make them mexicans obey our laws, the next Hitler!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17487 on: January 15, 2017, 12:46:55 pm »

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17488 on: January 15, 2017, 01:00:48 pm »

RAISE FENCE just doesn't have quite the same xenophobic sheen as BUILD WALL, I'm afraid. Please turn in your meme card.

Build a wall with a big beutiful gate on it for people to come in /legally/

Yeah xenophobic zeal gata make them mexicans obey our laws, the next Hitler!
yeah, because people pay violent and unpredictable human traffickers huge sums of cash because they just cba to fill in paperwork
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17489 on: January 15, 2017, 01:04:08 pm »

We can work to make it easier to get in legally by all means but its hardly xenophobic for people to think the border should be secure, especially considering the human traficers and drug cartels.
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