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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1418061 times)

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17115 on: January 11, 2017, 12:59:02 pm »

Trump's seen the remake of Tron, so he knows how cyberdefenses work.

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17116 on: January 11, 2017, 12:59:12 pm »

Don't worry, Google has decided to stop hosting the internet in the US, and is moving all it's remaining servers to Europe, to safeguard the internet for humanity until Trump is no longer president.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17117 on: January 11, 2017, 01:02:36 pm »

Hum. I feel like Trump is going to cause more troubles between Russia and the USA. honestly, i wish everyone got along with no blackmail keeping it that way. but i guess i'm too optimistic on that front :P

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« Reply #17118 on: January 11, 2017, 01:03:41 pm »

Don't worry, Google has decided to stop hosting the internet in the US, and is moving all it's remaining servers to Europe, to safeguard the internet for humanity until Trump is no longer president.
Its not just Trump on that front though.  Government and stuff has been working to legally get into that sorta thing for awhile now.  Nor will it end when Trump is no longer president.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17119 on: January 11, 2017, 01:05:48 pm »

I'm sure Trump will build a great firewall, and make Russia pay for it.  Maybe even convince them to build it for us!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17120 on: January 11, 2017, 01:10:53 pm »

I'm sure Trump will build a great firewall, and make Russia pay for it.  Maybe even convince them to build it for us!

No, no. He'll build the wall, pay for it with US tax dollars and then try to recoup the money from Russia in some capacity.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17121 on: January 11, 2017, 01:17:23 pm »

It would be funny if Trump made Mexico pay for the wall, Mexico agrees, pays, and then goes 'okay we paid for it, it's our wall now', and bulldoze it to the ground.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17122 on: January 11, 2017, 01:18:43 pm »

Jessi Slaughter's father was right all along, we must call the cyberpolice.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17123 on: January 11, 2017, 01:19:34 pm »

Third world countries have the best cyberdefense. No computers.

Basically what I'm saying is, I don't think the US cyberdefense is particularily poor, compared to the rest of the world. Sure it sucks balls, and is really really bad. But so is cyberdefense in the rest of the world.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17124 on: January 11, 2017, 01:22:08 pm »

Don't worry, Google has decided to stop hosting the internet in the US, and is moving all it's remaining servers to Europe, to safeguard the internet for humanity until Trump is no longer president.

lol you're confusing your candidates, the one with plans to destroy internet was the other one
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17125 on: January 11, 2017, 01:35:40 pm »

Something tells me GOP will likely force Trump to delegate foreign policy matters to them. So we'll have 4-8 years of W Bush 2: The Rebushening instead.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17126 on: January 11, 2017, 01:53:00 pm »

Something tells me GOP will likely force Trump to delegate foreign policy matters to them. So we'll have 4-8 years of W Bush 2: The Rebushening instead.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17127 on: January 11, 2017, 01:54:11 pm »

Trump... well, just read it:

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President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday refused to take a question from a CNN reporter during his press conference, berating the network for “fake news.”

"Your organization is terrible," Trump told CNN’s Jim Acosta when he tried to ask a question.

"You're attacking us, can you give us a question?” Acosta replied.

"Don't be rude. No, I'm not going to give you a question. You are fake news," Trump responded, before calling on a reporter from Breitbart.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17128 on: January 11, 2017, 02:04:00 pm »

Something tells me GOP will likely force Trump to delegate foreign policy matters to them. So we'll have 4-8 years of W Bush 2: The Rebushening instead.
That'd be great for the climate. The deserts need more Bush
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: 2016, Version 2.0
« Reply #17129 on: January 11, 2017, 02:23:44 pm »

Something tells me GOP will likely force Trump to delegate foreign policy matters to them. So we'll have 4-8 years of W Bush 2: The Rebushening instead.
That'd be great for the climate. The deserts need more Bush
But getting Bush in your mouth is terrible.
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