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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1413075 times)

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #240 on: July 14, 2016, 03:28:06 am »

I... want that to be a sitcom
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #241 on: July 14, 2016, 03:33:39 am »

The tapes that have been doctored to remove enemies of the state would be particularily awkward.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #242 on: July 14, 2016, 04:07:44 am »

I don't know how but you managed to overwhelm the horribleness of that republican platform and turn it into a sitcom I want to see only slightly less than Thor, Loki, and Captain America sharing an apartment and being flustered by modern technology and such. "I say, toastbox, return my browned bread at once! This is ridiculous, Steve, can you call Tony again?"
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #243 on: July 14, 2016, 04:23:46 am »

... so basically the Justice Friends?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #244 on: July 14, 2016, 05:02:59 am »

That or maybe the Redneck Avengers.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #245 on: July 14, 2016, 05:07:00 am »

It's not Thors fault, tony only equips justice friends sweet hangout pad with the most obscure function bloated gadgets imaginable.
Only dr banner and himself actually know how to use the dry fusion baked product carameliser.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #246 on: July 14, 2016, 06:27:35 am »

The tapes that have been doctored to remove enemies of the state would be particularily awkward.
An orgy with fewer and fewer participants each time it's shown. It'd be a running joke throughout the season: eventually it ends up with two participants, on opposite ends of the room, participating in "sexual exercise practice" since they mysteriously lack partners. Plus shenanigans with the department constantly needing to round up the voice actors to re-record the audio "just one more time".
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #247 on: July 14, 2016, 06:28:21 am »

I've always wanted to write a story that would take place in the department of some communist bureaucracy responsible for porn production. "Come on Comrade! We need to fullfill our anal quota for the five-year plans!"

"Cummunist Party"
"All up in Stalin"
"Colon Commisar"
"Adventures of the Cockmonauts"
"The Brown and the Red"
"Into the Motherland"
"KGB: Kommittee of Gang Bangs"
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #248 on: July 14, 2016, 06:35:08 am »

You forgot The Red Star
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #249 on: July 14, 2016, 06:46:57 am »

Cuban Missile Crisis, anyone?

Pretty sure there's innuendo in The Great Leap Forward but ???
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #250 on: July 14, 2016, 07:12:11 am »

North Korean porn is just Kim Il-Sung raising from the death, followed 5 hours of various women orgazming non-stop by his sheer force of will.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #251 on: July 14, 2016, 08:02:33 am »

I can honestly say I did not see this topic of discussion... coming.

(...and neither did she!)
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #252 on: July 14, 2016, 08:24:26 am »

The motto of the Communist Porn Administration would be "From each according to ability, to each according to need".
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #253 on: July 14, 2016, 09:40:44 am »

Here we see regulated state sex male, getting ready for his regulated state sex job.
First he obtains his regulated sexual health package (only $57.99 and 6-8 weeks for processing depending on backlogs with paperwork).
He meets regulated state sex work female who dons her workplace health and safety gear.
woah hold on thee regulated state sex man, it's not time for that yet, you need to pass the 17 point medical exam before you're allowed to remove your pants.
It's beautiful

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #254 on: July 14, 2016, 09:41:36 am »

Okay can we maybe stop
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