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Egan_BW

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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2016, 11:13:43 am »

The Ocean, man.
Well, technically some other planet's ocean, but you're not going to space today.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2016, 11:21:03 am »

Back on topic!

Deep sounding but really stupid thought time.

Nobody else can take a shower for you.
that IS deep, man
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2016, 11:24:11 am »

Only as deep as your shower's drainpipe. Nothing before the sheer, majestic deepness of the Ocean.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2016, 02:18:57 pm »

Space elevator drainpipe? No oceans 420km deep.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2016, 02:22:52 pm »

Space elevator drainpipe water slide would be pretty deep, man.

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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2016, 02:57:21 pm »

Home made ice meteor slide
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2016, 02:53:44 pm »

Does someone who observes enough surreal fiction require less REM sleep?
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2016, 02:55:45 pm »

I sure hope so.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2016, 08:30:30 pm »

A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father."
Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish."
Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" Asks the chef.
"You can feed me to your customers," Tuna replies. So, the chef and tuna play chess. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win", says the tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife in the fish's belly.
"But I won", says the tuna, as he feels the knife wriggling into his guts.
"So did your father," says the chef.

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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2016, 09:36:16 pm »

Well, I suppose I can PTW this.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #55 on: August 04, 2016, 05:50:03 pm »

Imagine if people got a rush equal to the money they had, instead of the money they stood to gain.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #56 on: August 04, 2016, 06:04:39 pm »

I saw a puddle that looked like a cat today.

All reflective surfaces look like cats when you're riding a bicycle.
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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #57 on: August 04, 2016, 06:35:32 pm »

Everything looks like a cat when you own a cat

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Re: that's deep, man
« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2016, 06:38:22 pm »

I don't. That's the deep part.
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« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2016, 07:09:38 pm »

Oh yeah. There's a rock that looks like a cat from a certain angle by the side of the road.
As you drive past, as you look at it from a changing angle, it continues to look like a cat constantly, before suddenly looking like a rock.
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