Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.02 Limestone 83Dog meat, turkey eggs, or bayberries. What does a dwarf have to do to get a decent meal around here?
04 Limestone 83And I’ve been hearing others complain about the lack of decent meals. Just because we live in a hole in the ground doesn’t mean we can’t have good food.
I’ve asked Ral to do some experimenting over in the kitchen. How different can cooking food be from brewing it, after all?
Maybe she can find a way to make those yam plants halfway edible, given that any beer she tries to make from them tastes absolutely horrible. We certainly have plenty of them.
13 Limestone 83A speardwarf? What, does he expect to find another werecreature here? Does he think one of
us got bitten?
I’ll have Imic’s squad keep an eye on him.
15 Limestone 83And judgement day has arrived, once again.
I’ve ordered the quota moved. And, while it’s too early to really tell, I
think we have everything! At least, Akrul isn’t yelling at us while she tallies up each item delivered.
And, with some of our recent visitors gone, our import numbers have lowered again.
But if more visitors keep arriving, it’s going to keep driving the import numbers higher. So to compensate, we need to operate with a working import cap of…I have a headache.
I need a drink.
17 Limestone 83I took a short break from quota hauling to listen to the speardwarf’s tales of his many adventures in the wilderness. Wow, he’s been to so many places and done so many things, it’s unbelievable!
Still, it was a nice way to pass the time.
But that quota isn’t going to move itself.
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21 Limestone 83Yes, yes. Coming.The Earth of Staves. They control Theaterknowledge. I remember Mestthos, though I never actually interacted with her. Wait a minute, isn’t she… “Oh, no!”
OOC: Names that are crossed out are dead, and Mestthos Lividsilver (Azzinral) is at the top left. Bolded names are currently in Atolasob. This isn’t a complete genealogical tree for her, since I’m only including locally-known dwarves (otherwise it gets very unwieldy very quickly). The colors follow the male lines of descent, because our civ started with a king (so I made us patriarchal).Echoworked sat back, giving Lotu a minute to work through the immediate consequences.
A third of Finderboards is going to be grieving at the news that Mestthos has died. Does Ral have enough beer on hand to deal with it? OOC: 14 out of our 50 dwarves are descended from her.With a quick excuse, Lotu raced over to the brewery for a quick consultation.
“Yeah.” Ral said slowly, studying all of the kegs. “Yeah, we should have enough.”
Lotu walked sedately back to his meeting, having swiped a mug of good old dwarven ale on his way. Nodding to Echoworked, he sat back down.
“STEEL!” Lotu barely waited for Echoworked to finish speaking before jumping in. “We need steel! Anything! Just as long as it’s made of steel.”
After a moment of debate, he added, “And some flux stone wouldn’t come amiss, either.”
Echoworked nodded in understanding. “I did notice that corpse on the way in. I’ll need to congratulate your soldiers before I leave.”
“Just make sure you give Imic a wide berth. He’s still upset at having to fight in leather armor.”
“Uh-huh.” Echoworked looked back at his notes. “Swordgangs is holding steady at 55 dwarves, and here is Bomrek’s list for the year.”
Lotu nodded, scribbling madly.
So we need to make…Oh dear Urdim. 110 backpacks? And another 220 pieces of leather? Not even Akrul can manage this. We are soooo going to fail…______________________________________________________________________________
Excerpt from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.27 Limestone 83I’ve just come from a meeting with Akrul. The crazy dwarf seems to think this impossible quota is perfectly attainable!
She’s already sent out work orders to Mebzuth and the woodcrafters to focus on toys. And Rith is focusing on making bolts, which I’m sure is going to make the Pillars of Ink very happy. Olon has already started making backpacks. I guess he’s happy to be distracted from his grief over his great-grandmother.
Sodel is another story. He’s been huddled in the brewery, nursing mug of beer after cup of wine with chasers of ale and frequent shots of whiskey. And the occasional palate cleansing cider.
And I’m going to have to go pull him out of there and get him over to the clothier’s to start making some more gloves. Then again, the drunker the dwarf, the better their work.
I think I’ll let him drink for another week or so.
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06 Sandstone 83Up on the ramparts, Besmar watched as another troupe of the ever-present capuchins approached. Suddenly, they panicked and started racing north along the palisade.
Huh? Did they smell the rotting corpses? Or can capuchins see through walls now?Expecting them to keep running north, Besmar’s mouth dropped open in shock as the troupe swerved around the edge of the wall and raced south across the drawbridge.
Wha—? “Alert! Alert! Enemies past the drawbridge! Alert!”
But the caravan guards were already moving. With swift, brutal efficiency, they decimated the capuchin charge. Sky, arriving to find most of the work already done, took off after the fleeing pair of remaining monkeys, with the caravan guards in hot pursuit.
Besmar watched in bemusement as the guards soon gave up the chase, returning at a much more moderate pace.
Sky, on the other hand, proceeded to chase the two capuchins all over the western half of the map. Managing to grab one by the tail, he wrestled it into a chokehold and finally managed to choke it death.
How could the dude forget his axe at a time like this? Besmar was perplexed.
By the time Sky managed to catch up with, and kill, the last capuchin, he was clearly in no state to answer anything. Swaying in visible exhaustion, he made his way slowly back toward the village.
Lotu, carrying a bin full of quota crafts, froze in shock at the entrance to the depot.
“What? What are you doing?”
Dastot barely looked up from his frantic tightening of straps. “It’s too dangerous here! We’re leaving! Now!”
“B-bu-but! The quota! What about the quota?”
“Don’t care. Not waitin’. We’re goin’!”
And without giving Lotu time to respond, Dastot leaped to the front of his wagon, and urged the pair of aurochsen forward. The rest of the caravan quickly followed suit, rushing to meet the returning caravan guards. Those dwarves didn’t ask questions, but formed up in short order and escorted the traders away.
Lotu stood staring after them. Thoughts raced through his head, but none of them slowed enough for him to grab on to it. Finally, one managed to stick around.
Either we’re doomed, or that caravan is doomed.His head dropped forward, and caught sight of the mess the traders had left behind. In their hurry to escape the capuchin attack, they had clearly cut all of the weight they could.
What a mess. Then again, He perked up a bit.
We don’t have to make as many toys or shields this year. That thought cheered him up considerably.
Assuming Dodok is smart enough to blame Dastot for this little fiasco. His heart fell to the bottom of his boots.
And that's not very likely, is it.______________________________________________________________________________
Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.09 Sandstone 83With all of the extra, mostly useless, quota goods lying around, we need another general stockpile. I think I can dig one out pretty quickly while Airith is designing and building pumps.
16 Sandstone 83And we’ll go ahead and floor it so that we don’t get things full of sand.
It’s a good thing Another has been training by making blocks out of the otherwise useless stone coming out of the aquifer.
17 Sandstone 83Here to compose a mockery of such cowardly dwarves, are you? Grrrr.
04 Timber 83And that new stockpile is now ready for use.
We need some more bins and barrels…
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17 Timber 83Working on the last level of retaining walls, Lotu was startled to hear a rather timid voice.
“Lotu, sir? May I have a word?”
Lotu shrugged, and slogged his way up the wet ramp. “Come up to my office.”
What does she want?Someone is actually choosing to stay? Especially after seeing the hole in the ground? And witnessing the constant, backbreaking, thankless work it takes to keep a narcissist happy?Something of his thoughts must have shown on his face, because Udil explained, “My poetry will lift the hearts of those here, which will make living in such a joyless place more bearable and their burdens will be lighter. I wish to bring some joy into your lives.”
Joy? Akrul would have something to say about that. Aloud, “Sure. You’re welcome to stay!”
We can always use another pair of hands to help move the quota around.______________________________________________________________________________
Excerpt from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.28 Timber 83The caravan will have arrived at Swordgangs by now, and Dodok will soon learn of the Capuchin Fiasco. That’s what we’ve been calling it. Our production numbers are, mostly, on track.
But we will definitely fail the leather unless something changes drastically. How many of those animals in the pasture can we slaughter?
Late Autumn 83Meng watched as a
very small caravan passed through the last tunnel gates into the depot.
Only two wagons? How could they have fit the entire quota into two wagons?Heavy footsteps echoed behind him, and he turned to watch Bomrek approach. “It’s kinda small, ain’t it?”
“It certainly seems to be.”
“An’, th’wagons’re mos’ly emp’y!” Fuming, Bomrek charged over to Dastot. His resulting tirade could probably be heard in Finderboards.
“ ‘N I’m gonna make
sure His Majesty ‘ears ‘bou’ this! Runnin’ f’om cat-sized
monkeys!”
Early Winter 83King Dodok read Bomrek’s letter in increasingly visible agitation. “Fetch him!”
One of his aides, braver than the rest, ventured, “Fetch who, Your Majesty?”
“The Captain of the Guard, of course!”
That dwarf arrived quickly, as he always did. “I want him hammered!”
“Who, Your Majesty?” The Captain asked calmly.
“Him!” King Dodok jabbed at the letter, then grabbed it up, scanning for the name he wanted. “This Dastot, the so-called trader. Dastot the Coward, rather. Hammer him!”
The Captain nodded. “I will see to it at once, Your Majesty. How many times?”
The king thought for a minute. “Twenty-one. Once for each dwarf that left Finderboards with him, and without the quota.”
Saluting, the Captain turned sharply on his heels and marched out of the room to dispense justice. Behind him, the king snapped his fingers at his aides. “Fetch me a scribe. I need to write a letter.”
The next morning Dastot’s bloody, mutilated body was delivered to his family for funeral rites. Justice had been served.
Current character list:
Olin (Lyra) Coppertargets (carpenter) -> Lyra (alive)
Catten Fencedlearned (bowyer) (alive)
Zutthan Paddledact (thresher/spinner/shearer) (alive)
Lorbam Clawdike (bookkeeper/manager/woodcrafter) (alive)
Minkot Bannerthrone (planter) (alive)
Mebzuth Cudgelleaves (glassmaker) (alive)
Ast (Lotu) Sizzlediron (miner)-> Dame de la Licorne (alive)
Kadol (Airith) Helmflashed (architect/mason) -> TheImmortalRyukan (alive)
Sodel Stockadecharmed (weaver/clothier) (alive)
Erib Razordrinkers (butcher/tanner/planter) (alive)
Logem Laborgirders (gem cutter/woodcrafter) (alive)
Olon Worshipglazed (leatherworker) (alive)
Ushrir (NCommander) Anvildimples (woodcrafter/animal trainer/weaponsmith) -> NCommander (alive)
Vutok (Spriggans) Pleatsteels (wood burner) -> Spriggans (alive)
Ral Scalemerchant (brewer/cook) (alive)
Uvash Toolsport (carpenter) (alive)
Mestthos Stafftown (furnace operator/papermaker) (alive)
Edzul Lanternnotched (cook) (alive)
Kogsak (Imic) Stokerblocked (axedwarf/woodcutter) -> Imic (alive)
Lokum (Sky) Weaksilvers (axedwarf/woodcutter) -> Skyclimber (alive)
Udil Roomrouts (axedwarf/woodcutter) (alive)
Rigoth Tinchant (axedwarf/woodcutter) (alive)
Likot (Mooney) Tongsgirder (marksdwarf/herbalist) -> MoonyTheHuman (alive)
Besmar Minepink (marksdwarf/herbalist) (alive)
Ustuth Shieldfences (marksdwarf/herbalist) (alive)
Urist (Dr. Urist) Drilledhatchet (doctor/engineer) -> Gwolfski (alive)
Akrul Glazeletter (manager) (alive)
Sarvesh Mirrorsling (shearer/spinner) (alive)
As Mirrorstockade (mason) -> Another (alive)
Tun Staffpacked (fish cleaner) (alive)
Rith Vesselglaze (bone carver) (alive)
Aban Ransackedmansions (carpenter) (alive)
Ingish Blockadesound (child) (alive)
Udil Lockedringed (poet) (alive)
Nil Goldenname (child) (alive)
Medtob Boatsmessiah (child) (alive)
Id Craftcrabs (child) (alive)
Tobul Cloisteredmoistened (child) (alive)
Litast Citystorm (child) (alive)
Solon Pageletter (child) (alive)
Stodir Hallesteems (child) (alive)
Endok Boltprairies (child) (alive)
Datan Paddledclutches (child) (alive)
Thikut Doorpattern (child) (alive)
Endok Glacierpaddle (child) (alive)
Rovod Claspedlearns (child) (alive)
Goden Keytooth (child) (alive)
Litast Factionmountains (child) (alive)
Avuz Loverknife (child) (alive)
Lokum Tangledattics (child) (alive)
Tayldis (kobold thief) (alive)
Logem Echoworked (outpost liaison) (alive)
Dodok Charmedmirror (king) (alive)
Bomrek Whiptrailed (Swordgangs leader) (alive)
Meng Baldarrow (Swordgangs trader/Bomrek’s assistant) (alive)
Dastot Brimsrelics (dwarven caravan lead trader) (dead)
The Master (alive)
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Edit: Always the typos...