02 Limestone 84The dwarf found the bin he had been looking for. Carefully, he started filling it with the pile of trade goods he carried, while using only a corner of his attention. The rest dwelt on the most recent failure of his plans.
And after all that work, finding a way to lure that giant here. Graah! That Imic is just too damn good at his job!His eye fell on the figurine he was about to add to the bin. Pausing abruptly, he took a closer look at it.
Now that’s an idea. A giant is clearly not strong or fast enough. But if I can lure a giant here, maybe the Master can coax something even more powerful?______________________________________________________________________________
Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.04 Limestone 84A sudden shout from the carpentry drew our attention.
An artifact casket? Where am I going to put
that? Is that a hint that I need to dig out some burial grounds? Fine, I’ll add it to the to-do list.
Aban is, rightfully, very proud. But I stood firm. We need an armorer more than a third carpenter. She went back to the forge, grumbling all the way.
09 Limestone 84Another human entertainer petitioned today.
I said yes, of course. After all, they’re proving to be just as crazy as we are, if in a different way. What is it with humans wanting to live here?
17 Limestone 84Crud.
I ordered the quota moved. Since we don’t have leather, I went ahead and substituted in cloth. It certainly can’t make the situation worse.
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21 Limestone 84Lotu waited for Echoworked in the dining area, wishing he were anywhere else.
The two sat down in their accustomed places, across from each other.
Just what I didn’t want to hear. Hasn’t Bomrek pissed anyone else off enough to want him replaced?Shrugging the plaintive thought away, he pulled out his list. “We need more steel stuff, anything Theaterknowledge can spare, and some leather.”
Especially given Bomrek’s predilection for cleaning us out. He added, “And some kimberlite rock.”
“Kimberlite?” Echoworked looked up in surprise.
“Yeah. We need to do some color-coding. Six boulders should be plenty.”
Raising his brows, Echoworked nonetheless made the necessary notations. “Anything else?”
Lotu shook his head. Finderboards, out of necessity, was now producing almost everything they needed. It was Bomrek that kept throwing things out of joint.
Echoworked nodded. “In that case, this is what Bomrek wants next year, for his 57 dwarves.”
With a sigh, Lotu set to work on the calculations.
Looking back over the numbers, Lotu jerked upright, and barely managed to restrain his bellow of outrage.
He’s stealing our booze! How dare he! How does he expect us to live around here? Barely had that penetrated, than his eyes fell on another set of numbers.
And 228 ivory or tooth amulets? Even with the giant porcupines producing nicely, that’s not dwarvenly possible! We’d need 114 of the porcupines, not just 20, and nothing else around here produces ivory.Closing his eyes, he forced himself to breathe in through his nose, and out through his mouth several times, trying to calm down, before looking back over the numbers once more.
But on the plus side, we now have a use for all of that animal hair that Sarvesh has been spinning into thread. Sodel will be very glad to know he won’t be losing any of the weavable stuff this time around.
And everything else looks possible. It’s just the one thing. Bomrek always has to include one impossible thing. Maybe if I write to the king, pointing this fact out in each of our failed quotas? Then again, if he takes it the wrong way…Lotu barely acknowledged it.
Then why don’t you ever tell the king how unreasonable some of these demands are? That would help us far more than anything else you’ve done.______________________________________________________________________________
Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.13 Sandstone 84With my yearly meeting with Echoworked complete and the quota moved, it was time to trade. I ended up buying some steel bars and various steel trap components for Catten to melt for re-use.
When I handed over the quota, I gave the traders 220 blots of masterfully-worked cloth. Sodel wasn’t happy about losing it, but it was that or nothing on the leather entry. We were still missing eleven backpacks, so I threw in twenty unused waterskins that have been gathering dust in the bins for years.
I hope that will mollify Bomrek enough that he won’t go whining to Dodok about the quota lack. At any rate, it certainly can’t make things worse.
Before Trade: After Trade:
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19 Sandstone 84When the merchants finally left, they carried with them letters from several dwarves, including Lotu.
This is a finely-crafted sheet of cave thistle fiber. It is embossed with a single, exceptionally designed image of thread in kenaf cloth. This image is the symbol of the Trampled Rampart, the group in charge of Finderboards Village.
Attention: His Majesty by the Grace of Armok, King Dodok Charmedmirrors, Cheesemaker
Sire, it is with the greatest respect and sincere concern that I must apprise you of the ongoing actions of your servant, Bomrek Whiptrailed. Each quota that he demands from us contains at least one item which is impossible for us to fulfill. For example, before we successfully breached the aquifer this spring, he repeatedly requested fish, even after being informed that we have no surface fish here. We were, in fact, forced to depend on unreliable humans to provide that fish, and it is only because the gods smiled that we succeeded.
In other years, he has demanded rock or metal items, which were, of course, impossible to meet until we reached dry rock in the Month of Slate of the Year 84. I am sure you will be pleased to learn that we are now well-placed and prepared to fulfill these future quotas, of course.
However, this year, Bomrek has requested over two hundred amulets made of ivory. My liege, we simply do not have enough animals to fulfill this request, and it is impossible to import them consistently. As your liaison, Logem Echoworked, will testify, at the time of writing this letter, we have only twenty-six giant porcupines, of which only seven are adults and thus butcherable for useable items. Yet each adult porcupine will only give two teeth large enough to carve into an amulet, and these numbers fall far short of Bomrek’s desires. We have no other animals capable of producing any ivory at all.
Please, Your Majesty, I beseech you to verify if such requests are truly required for Swordgangs to manufacture a spear worthy of your great stature. I fear that your servant Bomrek is using your rightful wishes to justify his own greedy excesses.
I remain your most humble and obedient servant, Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.Lotu watched the caravan leave, glumly convinced his missive would have no effect.
But I had to try, dammit. We’ll just have to find ivory somewhere, or make amulets out of something else.______________________________________________________________________________
Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.20 Sandstone 84Akrul has set up some new work orders.
She canceled all of the current tasks in the crafters’ and carpentries, and has those dwarves in quite the tizzy. Rith especially, stomps over to Akrul’s chair at least once a day to complain about the lack of ivory, and can she please, please, please, make some bolts in her currently copious free time?
Akrul’s answer is always the same. “The quota must be finished before anything else happens.” I can hear her biting that out from here, as I sit at this dining table writing this.
But we only have one kind of animal that will produce ivory. What is Bomrek thinking?
21 Sandstone 84What is this, Petition Season?
This isn’t a blasted human town! We’re digging down, into the rock! Why do they keep wanting to live here?
In any case, I approved it. I do enjoy a good song or story after a hard day’s work.
05 Timber 84With the Central Spire now fully built from the sand level down to the granite, hauling times to keep Catten supplied have decreased correspondingly.
With that done, it’s time to remove the temporary stairs and dig out the bottom footings of these rail loops. Once that’s done, we can finalize the stockpiles and actually get some minecarts running.
OOC: Four sets of rails means four sets of all labeled areas (except the Central Spire). There is one layer of granite (immediately beneath the aquifer, so prone to leaking if digging isn’t carefully done, hence the kimberlite order) between this picture and the last one of the previous set, but it just has one more quarter turn on the tracks to get them set up for this one. Nothing else interesting there.21 Timber 84We’ve finally used up all of the cobaltite we brought.
Fortunately, I noticed a few veins of the stuff buried in the rock along the exploratory shaft. I’ll go dig some more out to finish off the minecart rails.
28 Timber 84No yelling this time. I was amazed.
Then again, other than the ivory crap, we’re off to a really good start. And I may be able to persuade Akrul that either horn or bone amulets are close enough to be substituted in. As long as the king doesn’t decide to be stubborn about this.
Late Autumn 84This time the wagons were reassuringly full. The Swordgangs dwarves waited patiently as the merchants steadily unloaded bins, barrels, and a lot of random items that appeared to have been tossed in wherever there happened to be room.
Tallying up the numbers, Meng froze. “That’s not leather! That’s cloth!”
The merchant shrugged. “That’s what Finderboards gave us. Ye sure ye don’t want it? It’s all masterfully-crafted. I can easily sell it on if’n you don’ want it.”
Meng shook his head. “We’ll keep it!” Continuing to check the numbers, he noticed the backpack situation.
Though why Bomrek wanted so many backpacks…? Hmm, those numbers are short by a small enough margin that I can fake them. If Bomrek notices the lack later, I can always blame the stupid soldiers for absent-mindedly dropping them into that chasm or something.But there was no getting around the lack of leather. Squaring his shoulders, Meng went off to beard the beast.
Bomrek was happily drunk, an unusual situation. Hearing about the lack of leather, though, that quickly changed.
“I need my leather! How else are we going to armor the dummies to test those spears? Cloth just isn’t the same!”
Meng nodded. “But remember, we haven’t used up all of the leather they sent in earlier quotas. And there’s that giant cave spider chitin that’s sure to be tougher than anything Finderboards could have sent.”
Bomrek’s expression turned mulish. “The chitin is supposed to be turned into armor for the peons. It’ll be wasted on a target.”
“Well, what about if we used several layers of the cloth? It looks like they sent a variety of bolts, all of them of the highest quality. Surely, if they’re properly layered, it would provide a good test as to which spears should then be tested against armored targets?”
Bomrek cocked his head. Encouraged by his unaccustomed reasonable moment, Meng quickly forged ahead. “I mean, right now a lot of the spears break against the armor and ruin it. But if they don’t succeed against mere cloth, we’ll end up using the leather more efficiently in our tests.”
His expression made it clear Bomrek was still not enthused with the idea. But, “Fine. I’ll give Finderboards a pass.
This time.” He said magnanimously. “But if it doesn’t work, I’m taking it out of
your hide.” He jabbed his finger in emphasis.
Meng nodded in understanding and got out of there.
Early Winter 84The Master read the letter for a third time. While it was clear that the sender sought to explain away his own failures, he did make some valid points. Not least of which was the number of visitors, some of which were target dwarves, that seemed to find a reason to visit Finderboards. Granted, it appeared that the overwhelming majority of actual petitioners were humans, but the Master could work with the greedy, ambitious creatures.
And the dwarf’s ultimate solution had merit.
But it will also take time. The bait will need to be presented carefully. Very carefully.And if more targets could be drawn to Finderboards in the meantime…
The possibility was tempting. Very tempting.
Still Early Winter 84The councilor stepped through the door into the royal office. Making his obeisance, he greeted his king respectfully.
“I am sorry to disturb you, Sire, but I believe this particular letter cannot wait.”
Munching on his snack of whip vine flour biscuits, the king gestured for him to hand over the letter.
Unfolding it quickly, he scanned it. He carefully re-read certain passages, then grunted. “This will certainly need to be dealt with.” He waved the councilor away.
And since Bomrek is one of the queen consort’s favorites, I’ll need to discuss it with my wife.Queen consort Doren Geniusnet was perhaps the only person who could make King Dodok actually stop and think rather than react.
Current character list:
Ushrir (NCommander) Anvildimples (woodcrafter/animal trainer/weaponsmith) -> NCommander (alive)
Vutok (Spriggans) Pleatsteels (wood burner) -> Spriggans (alive)
Ral Scalemerchant (brewer/cook) (alive)
Uvash Toolsport (carpenter) (alive)
Mestthos Stafftown (furnace operator/papermaker) (alive)
Edzul Lanternnotched (cook) (alive)
Lorbam Clawdike (bookkeeper/manager/woodcrafter) (alive)
Akrul Glazeletter (manager) (alive)
Olin (Lyra) Coppertargets (carpenter) -> Lyra (alive)
Catten Fencedlearned (furnace operator) (alive)
Zutthan Paddledact (thresher/spinner/shearer) (alive)
Minkot Bannerthrone (planter) (alive)
Mebzuth Cudgelleaves (glassmaker) (alive)
As (Another) Mirrorstockade (mason) -> ☼Another☼ (alive)
Tun Staffpacked (fish cleaner) (alive)
Rith Vesselglaze (bone carver) (alive)
Ast (Lotu) Sizzlediron (miner)-> Dame de la Licorne (alive)
Kadol (Airith) Helmflashed (architect/mason) -> TheImmortalRyukan (alive)
Sodel Stockadecharmed (weaver/clothier) (alive)
Erib Razordrinkers (butcher/tanner/planter) (alive)
Logem Laborgirders (gem cutter/woodcrafter) (alive)
Olon Worshipglazed (leatherworker) (alive)
Sarvesh Mirrorsling (shearer/spinner) (alive)
Aban Ransackedmansions (carpenter) (alive)
Kogsak (Imic) Stokerblocked (axedwarf/woodcutter) -> Imic (alive)
Lokum (Sky) Weaksilvers (axedwarf/woodcutter) -> Skyclimber (alive)
Udil Roomrouts (axedwarf/woodcutter) (alive)
Rigoth Tinchant (axedwarf/woodcutter) (alive)
Likot (Mooney) Tongsgirder (marksdwarf/herbalist) -> MoonyTheHuman (alive)
Besmar Minepink (marksdwarf/herbalist) (alive)
Ustuth Shieldfences (marksdwarf/herbalist) (alive)
Urist (Dr. Urist) Drilledhatchet (doctor/engineer) -> Gwolfski (alive)
Udil Lockedringed (dwarf poet) (alive)
Orda Sizzledbulbs (human crossbowman/lord consort) (alive)
Cawcul Polishedautumns (human performer) (alive)
Us Authoredglazed (human bard) (alive)
Idur Skunkpartners (human bard) (alive)
Nil Goldenname (child) (alive)
Medtob Boatsmessiah (child) (alive)
Id Craftcrabs (child) (alive)
Tobul Cloisteredmoistened (child) (alive)
Litast Citystorm (child) (alive)
Solon Pageletter (child) (alive)
Stodir Hallesteems (child) (alive)
Endok Boltprairies (child) (alive)
Datan Paddledclutches (child) (alive)
Thikut Doorpattern (child) (alive)
Endok Glacierpaddle (child) (alive)
Rovod Claspedlearns (child) (alive)
Goden Keytooth (child) (alive)
Litast Factionmountains (child) (alive)
Avuz Loverknife (child) (alive)
Lokum Tangledattics (child) (alive)
Ingish Blockadesound (child) (alive)
Rakust Worktangle (child) (alive)
Iteb Craftsstood (baby) (alive)
Onul Girdersnarl (baby) (alive)
Tayldis (kobold thief) (dead, cause of death: elf, discovered in Legends mode)
Logem Echoworked (outpost liaison) (alive)
Dodok Charmedmirror (king) (alive)
Doren Geniusnet (queen consort) (alive)
Bomrek Whiptrailed (Swordgangs leader) (alive)
Meng Baldarrow (Swordgangs trader/Bomrek’s assistant) (alive)
Dastot Brimsrelics (dwarven caravan lead trader) (dead, cause of death: dwarven hammering, d. 83)
The Master (alive)
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