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Author Topic: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?  (Read 27185 times)

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Re: Roll to twitch turn 14: putting the "minimal" in "minimalistic RTD"
« Reply #195 on: August 24, 2016, 06:53:17 am »

Recharge magic....

Summon a patch of kudzu that grows aggressively.
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 14: putting the "minimal" in "minimalistic RTD"
« Reply #196 on: August 24, 2016, 06:57:25 am »

Best three out of five.  Also, spam throwing beam swords.
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 14: putting the "minimal" in "minimalistic RTD"
« Reply #197 on: August 24, 2016, 11:38:49 am »

Be Pikachu
1. Magically reveal that you are in fact, a lvl 2 Pidgey.
2. Kill Ash
3. Create a pokemon army
4. Take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 14: putting the "minimal" in "minimalistic RTD"
« Reply #198 on: August 24, 2016, 01:12:04 pm »

statuses were not updated.
Statuses were updated. The meta-knight is now thundercharged, everyone healed properly, it all worked out.
Oh wait I forgot to remove Bardnir's ass-vacuum. Editing...
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 14: putting the "minimal" in "minimalistic RTD"
« Reply #199 on: August 25, 2016, 12:43:13 pm »

Also, complain that a 6 doesn't mean you completely fail at your objective.  That's not how RTDs work.
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #200 on: August 30, 2016, 09:22:43 pm »

Turn 15

statuses were not updated.

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[auto 5] [trees: 4]
The chaotic bloodmage weaves ultimate power and casts a spell to revert time and begin the cycle anew! Everything plays out exactly as it has for another cycle, but by the time the adventure returns to the point at which the chaotic bloodmage asks for ultimate power, the GM refuses and instead says, "yeah I'm real happy for you and your time-bending shenanigans, but I'm-a have to let you wait on that until I can figure out a way to turn this into a stable time loop and keep the adventure going." In the end, all that accomplished was a load of flavor text and four more trees.

Recharge magic....

Summon a patch of kudzu that grows aggressively.
[3] [5] [trees:6]
You attempt another mantra to recharge your magic, but it fails! Resolving to well use your remaining 10%, you channel your magic to its greatest extend and conjure a patch of kudzu! Six more trees fall from the skies, one landing directly on top of the kudzu, but the vines quickly grow to cover the tree entirely! The Kudzu, no longer threatened, is still growing fast enough for the growth to be visible, but it is not growing at an extremely alarming rate. It would seem that the vines grow aggressively, when they are being aggressive. Oh, GM, why must you pun me so?

Best three out of five.  Also, spam throwing beam swords.
The Meta-knight refuses your rematch!
"You've already invoked best two of three, and I've already won best two of three. That's it, we're done, I win, there's no more smash-offs between us. Now grow up and learn to accept defeat."

Be Pikachu
1. Magically reveal that you are in fact, a lvl 2 Pidgey.
2. Kill Ash
3. Create a pokemon army
4. Take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are now pikachu.
[2]
Somehow, despite everything, it's still pikachu.
[2]
You attempt to murder Ash, but he survives, and runs too far away for you to chase him! Damn, that kid is fast.
[2]
You cannot create a pokemon army because there are no pokemon around to create an army of!
[6]
Angered by the excessive amount of twos, you unleash a legendary thunderbolt which destroys all the current world leaders in one fell swoop! Everyone is too terrified to fight back! The world is now ruled by an angry pikachu! Has the new final boss arisen?!?

Also, complain that a 6 doesn't mean you completely fail at your objective.  That's not how RTDs work.
You didn't fail completely. You actually did really freakin' well. You had the Meta-knight on the ropes and almost beat them, but the thing is that you were doing so good, in fact, that you got cocky and did something stupid, and that's all the Meta-knight needs to claim victory. Give an inch, they'll take a mile. That statement is as little a hyperbole as it'll ever be in this context.


Life:65%. Magic:0%. Manna:30% Inventory: pants, sword, fake arms, laptop. Companions: obedient werefrog, pile of mostly obedient eldritch horrors, spirit of an evil child. Status: normal. Location: my desktop.
You are sitting around awkwardly with the chaotic bloodmage and several creatures from beyond the fourth wall.
NPC stats:
Chaotic bloodmage: Health: 45% Magic: 10% Manna: 85%
Viznor the seer: Health: no reading. Magic: seemingly infinite. Manna: no reading. Injuries: Bruised fairly badly, mentally shaken.
Bardnir: Health: 107? Magic: 0? Manna: no reading. Status: dormant ass-vacuum.
Moznarx Hogroof: Health: seemingly immortal. Magic: You've lost track. Manna: no reading.
The meta-knight: Health: 100% Magic: 100% Manna: 100% Status: thundercharged
Angry Internet Troll: Health: 40% Magic 100% Manna: 100%
Pikachu: Health: 100% Magic: none Manna PP: 90%

The number five: Health: 5 Magic: 5 Manna 5 Status: oldtree
The field has grown a copse of 40 old growth trees. There's also a whole lot of cut lumber sitting around.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2016, 02:32:18 am by ironsnake345 »
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #201 on: August 31, 2016, 05:13:30 pm »

Be Pikachu:
1. Pika
2. Pika Pika
3. Pika Pika Pika
4. Pika Pika Pika Pika
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #202 on: August 31, 2016, 05:38:25 pm »

Turn 15

statuses were not updated.

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[auto 5] [trees: 4]
The chaotic bloodmage weaves ultimate power and casts a spell to revert time and begin the cycle anew! Everything plays out exactly as it has for another cycle, but by the time the adventure returns to the point at which the chaotic bloodmage asks for ultimate power, the GM refuses and instead says, "yeah I'm real happy for you and your time-bending shenanigans, but I'm-a have to let you wait on that until I can figure out a way to turn this into a stable time loop and keep the adventure going." In the end, all that accomplished was a load of flavor text and four more trees.
That's not quite what I had in mind. I intended to send everyone back to the start of the adventure and play from there. oh well, maybe next time.
Chaotic bloodmage: Shrug it off and go back to enjoying tea, unless that pesky Pikachu tries to pull something.
BARDNIR!: find more cheese!
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #203 on: August 31, 2016, 06:49:33 pm »

Be Pikachu:
1. Pika
2. Pika Pika
3. Pika Pika Pika
4. Pika Pika Pika Pika
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #204 on: August 31, 2016, 06:54:30 pm »

Summon the ASCII grid back.
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #205 on: August 31, 2016, 09:08:21 pm »

Become Doom Guy. Say things that Doom Guy says.

I've never actually played doom...
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #206 on: August 31, 2016, 09:17:46 pm »

Become Doom Guy. Say things that Doom Guy says.

I've never actually played doom...
This might be relevant to you, if you can stomach it then.
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #207 on: August 31, 2016, 09:37:38 pm »

In-game, he says nothing, so, probably this action will result in you not saying anything (especially if it rolls a 6... Wait, would an overshot mean staying so close to canon that you remain silent, or actually saying some of those awful, corny lines? Paradox!) But if anything is said, expect it to be one of those quotes regarding the BFG 9,000
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #208 on: September 07, 2016, 10:01:06 pm »

Poll updated.
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Re: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?
« Reply #209 on: September 08, 2016, 08:56:59 am »

Complain that that's still not how it works so annoyingly that the meta knight goes away.
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