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Chaotic bloodmage: Time to enact the grand plan. Use my GM granted power to send everyone back in time, to the beginning of the adventure! In turn, Retroactively become his neighbor (Thus explaining my magical knowledge of intone frat) and begin the cycle anew!
[auto 5] [trees: 4]
The chaotic bloodmage weaves ultimate power and casts a spell to revert time and begin the cycle anew! Everything plays out exactly as it has for another cycle, but by the time the adventure returns to the point at which the chaotic bloodmage asks for ultimate power, the GM refuses and instead says, "yeah I'm real happy for you and your time-bending shenanigans, but I'm-a have to let you wait on that until I can figure out a way to turn this into a stable time loop and keep the adventure going." In the end, all that accomplished was a load of flavor text and four more trees.Recharge magic....
Summon a patch of kudzu that grows aggressively.
[3] [5] [trees:6]
You attempt another mantra to recharge your magic, but it fails! Resolving to well use your remaining 10%, you channel your magic to its greatest extend and conjure a patch of kudzu! Six more trees fall from the skies, one landing directly on top of the kudzu, but the vines quickly grow to cover the tree entirely! The Kudzu, no longer threatened, is still growing fast enough for the growth to be visible, but it is not growing at an extremely alarming rate. It would seem that the vines grow aggressively, when they are being aggressive. Oh, GM, why must you pun me so?Best three out of five. Also, spam throwing beam swords.
The Meta-knight refuses your rematch!"You've already invoked best two of three, and I've already won best two of three. That's it, we're done, I win, there's no more smash-offs between us. Now grow up and learn to accept defeat."Be Pikachu
1. Magically reveal that you are in fact, a lvl 2 Pidgey.
2. Kill Ash
3. Create a pokemon army
4. Take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are now pikachu.
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Somehow, despite everything, it's still pikachu.[2]
You attempt to murder Ash, but he survives, and runs too far away for you to chase him! Damn, that kid is fast.[2]
You cannot create a pokemon army because there are no pokemon around to create an army of![6]
Angered by the excessive amount of twos, you unleash a legendary thunderbolt which destroys all the current world leaders in one fell swoop! Everyone is too terrified to fight back! The world is now ruled by an angry pikachu! Has the new final boss arisen?!?Also, complain that a 6 doesn't mean you completely fail at your objective. That's not how RTDs work.
You didn't fail completely. You actually did really freakin' well. You had the Meta-knight on the ropes and almost beat them, but the thing is that you were doing so good, in fact, that you got cocky and did something stupid, and that's all the Meta-knight needs to claim victory. Give an inch, they'll take a mile. That statement is as little a hyperbole as it'll ever be in this context.
Life:65%. Magic:0%. Manna:30% Inventory: pants, sword, fake arms, laptop. Companions: obedient werefrog, pile of mostly obedient eldritch horrors, spirit of an evil child. Status: normal. Location: my desktop.
You are sitting around awkwardly with the chaotic bloodmage and several creatures from beyond the fourth wall.
NPC stats:
Chaotic bloodmage: Health: 45% Magic: 10% Manna: 85%
Viznor the seer: Health: no reading. Magic: seemingly infinite. Manna: no reading. Injuries: Bruised fairly badly, mentally shaken.
Bardnir: Health: 107? Magic: 0? Manna: no reading. Status: dormant ass-vacuum.
Moznarx Hogroof: Health: seemingly immortal. Magic: You've lost track. Manna: no reading.
The meta-knight: Health: 100% Magic: 100% Manna: 100% Status: thundercharged
Angry Internet Troll: Health: 40% Magic 100% Manna: 100%
Pikachu: Health: 100% Magic: none
Manna PP: 90%
The number five: Health: 5 Magic: 5 Manna 5 Status: oldtree
The field has grown a copse of 40 old growth trees. There's also a whole lot of cut lumber sitting around.
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