"Fortuitous. This is no longer my problem. Oh violence, bend to my will, follow my blade, rend my enemies. I will spill blood today, one more step. Reach heaven through violence.
Open the door to the front of the plane and stand just inside the room. Hold three smaller knives in the left hand, one larger dagger in the right. If one strikes, dodge and counter-strike with the dagger. If they both stay back, throw all three knives at the closer one. If both attack, retreat back through the door. If they have a ranged attack, take cover beside the door and attack if they come through.
[perception 1] The beasts look completely harmless you grin in misplaced confidence
Perfect, a worth warm up, for my ascendent to heaven.[dex 5] you confidentially dash towards the unarmed beasts and attempt to slash the larger of the two of them with your larger dagger [beast 1 dex 5] It artfully dodges away from your knife with a hiss it extends it's seemingly harmless neck towards you one of it's mouths snapping at you , [neck stretching ability 2] well it seems to have gotten a bit stiff from all that flying around in the meantime you dodge back towards relative safety of the door.
Attempt to apply pressure to self, Try not to bleed out. Shoot any beasts that come here. Stay still for doctors but try to keep grue safe!
Everythings...reeeeaallly dizzzyyyyy
[resilience 1] you begin to feel dizzy and not fully there oh dear you think you heart is failing. You attempt to plead with Damian to try to save you in some way but all he does is flip you off and curse you for eating you banana. your vision fades and you die.
Varion is dead.
((That plasma bag you had in your arm gave you a +1 to shock and you still roll a 1? Also plasma bags give you a +1 to resilience if you are currently bleeding they give a +2 to resisliance if you arn't bleeding and whole blood like the stuff that they take directly out of you gives you a +2 to resilience for shock regardless.))
Fix Varion, dangit. No amputation or disembowlement. Maybe just stuff the guts back in and suture him up.
[doctor 2] Actually fuck him, the man ate your banana he clearly had disembowelment and cardiac arrest coming.
"SONOFABITCHISTHISPLANECURSED?!?!?"
Shotgun time! Don't shoot my teammates. Only, like literally, only take a shot if no teammates are in the way.
[perception 2] you don't get a good look at the beasts but you fire your shotgun at them all the same.
[marksmanship 4] [beast resilience 3] Your shotgun's blast booms through the plane as you fire on the larger beast the close range and the fact that your using buckshot cause a fist sized hole to be punched through the thick hide of the beasts chest but it bleeds surprisingly little seems you missed it's heart.
Groo follows the kitty and uses his rifle to support it!
[perception 3] the beasts seems to be of vastly different shapes but right now Groo is currently devoting an entire neuron to worrying about Varion and the other one is conceded with holding the assault rifle the right way around.
[marksmanship 4] [beast 1 resilience 6] You unleash a salvo of fire on the beast when it tries to uncoil one of it's necks after Adre depleting your entire clip, followed by the characteristic ping of the Garnad's clip ejecting, and filling it with holes unfortunately you missed three shots and it manages to twist fast enough that 5 bullets that actually hit impacted with the thickest bone plate, this is not sufficient to actually shatter the bone plates enraged by this attack the beast uncoils it neck. [Beast ability 4] [Groo dex 2] Groo watches calmly as the beasts head snakes away from the rest of it's body and latches onto his arm.
[Everyone]
The plane is still losing airspeed and altitude someone should probably check what wrong with the engines.
Author
Topic: Mainpiston 2.0: Epilouge (Read 192497 times)