"*cough cough*...is it...me...or is...the...plane tilting?...*cough cough...wheeze*"
Give the medic the bird. Explain to them I don't want to meet my brother again so soon. I would really appreciate it if they could keep me from dying.
Also, ask loudly why the plane is tilting.
If I am able after getting doctored on, go and take over flying for Nikolai.
((EDIT: Heh. Fine, fine, I'll be nice))
Resilience 4
You call very loudly to the medic to hurry the hell up but he currentlyl is to busy staring at his medical equipment like he’s never seen it before.
Keep trying to help Thad in the previously mentioned manner or by getting him an oxygen mask. But if he flips me off or is rude, don't give him morphine before any painful treatments.
Doctor 3
You abndon the search for a monkey and go back to grabbing an oxegen tank and cautery iron then you stop and stare at them, contemplating the meaning of life as Thadeus makes ever increasing attempts to get your attention.
Groo wanders back to Varion, and politely asks his corpse to bandage him up.
Also, if I'm understanding the turn correctly, Groo has three magazines--one empty, one with three shots, and one with a full eight. He'll reload the empty one with four shots from the full one, and leave the three-round mag in his gun.
BAIL OUT BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
WHILE WEARING A PARACHUTE
Groo gets a bad feeling about this and jumps out the Catalina plane with a parachute . He watches as a huge explosions rocks the plane and sends it spiriang towards the earth as he floats slowly down towards the earth. He will land in two turns.
"Blin, guys, we are still losing speed and altitude! We need to get engines fixed, or we are going down!"
Is there some kind of autopilot here? If yes, put it on and go try to fix the engines, making sure to clip onto a line so as to not fall out of the plane.
If not, keep flying it as best I can.
You guys have yet to buy an auto pilot, so you decide to keep flying the plane
[Piloting 5] You keep the plane steady despite the failing engines if your all going to crash you are going to crash with style. Well you would except that now half the wing is gone. Now might be a good time to bail out.
Go EVA and fix those engines with my great -1 Engineering skill!
[Engineering 2] You clip on and climb out onto the wing of the plane the wind buffeting you and causing the tools you stole from Nikolias toolbox to jagle around you. You stare at the engine. You have no idea what the hell is wrong with it but that doesn’t stop you from tinkering around with it it makes even more of a sputtering noise that doesn't sound good.
[Reisilance 3] You watch as your own arm goes sailing away [resilience 2] you scream for a medic as you attempt to crawl back inside the now completely unstable plane
[wounds Adre is MISSING THEIR FUCKING ARM: bleeding out in at most three turns.]
Izalis is compelled by the powers that be to hopefully fix the plane before you all die.
[Engineering 1] Seizing the heaviest wrench she has the engineer whacks at the sputtering engine as hard as she can. This is clearly to much for the engine and it explodes in a shower of burning fuel and pistons. [Resilience roll 2 ]She looks down and sees that her legs are falling away to the ground below along with most of the wing. [resilience 5] she console herself with the fact that she will never have to worry about shaving them again as she drag herself back to the plane and once she's aboard loudly screams for a medic. [Resilience for shock 2] She goes into shock immediately after saying that.
[She's got two turns at the most before She bleeds out. That is some major arterial bleeding right there.]
EVERYONE: the plane is about to crash in a lethal way unless you bail out in a turn. Make your peace.