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[LordBrassroast]

[1] You manage to give yourself a papercut. On all 4 of your limbs. Severing them. You now have no limbs to write with and you bleed all over the manuscript, soaking it.

I attempt to ascend to full godhood.

[crazyabe]

[1] You spend so much Energy trying to Ascend that you somehow end up DESCENDING to a new Low of power.

I Search for the Legendary Anti-Dog Hammer of Annihilation.

[Failbird105]

[5] you find the hammer, and it is embedded in a stone, with many anti-dog heroes trying or having tried to remove it, but only the chosen one can do so, you grasp the hammer, and pull with all your might, it turns out that YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, AND YOU RETRIEVE THE HAMMER, all the others bow before you greatness

Attempt to become an Eldritch shapeshifter

[LordBrassroast]

[3] You grow a tentacle where your arm used to be.

I attempt to find a pointy stick.

[Failbird105]

[1] a pointy stick finds you, specifically your face, at terminal velocity, you are impaled through the skull, and the stick then vaporizes from the force of the impact

Attempt to gain more tentacles

[Nakéen]

[5] Tentacles sprout all over your body, you are now more a tentacle mass than a humanoid !

Guess I will go buy a sandwich.

[Failbird105]

[5] you go to a nearby restaurant and buy a sandwich, it turns out that because you are their 1 millionth customer, you not only get the sandwich exactly to your specifications(within reason of course), but it's also free!

Attempt to consume nearest person using my tentacle powers

[MoonyTheHuman]

5
OM NOM NOM

[Yoink]

REVIVE THE GAME

[Elephant Parade]

REVIVE THE GAME

[6] The game quickly becomes the most active thread in the RTD subforum; within a few days, it becomes the most active thread, period. Eventually, the sheer number of posts per minute slows the forums to a crawl, forcing Toady to lock the thread.

[chaotic skies]

Kicking this dead horse a bit more, wake up everyone and yell at them to START POSTING IN THE THREAD!!!!

[Elephant Parade]

Kicking this dead horse a bit more, wake up everyone and yell at them to START POSTING IN THE THREAD!!!!

[4]You wake up the user Elephant Parade, who is me, who posts this post. As an added bonus, they actually remember to post an action this time.

I reset the universe, because I'm pretty sure no-one remembers what's going on. The new spawn location is up to the next poster.

[Yoink]

[2+1=3] You manage to partially reset the universe.
Players are transported to the new setting, which is Australia, but things from the earlier game can still be summoned back into existence if anyone bothers to mention them.

I'm gunna smash a durry, sink a few tinnies and 'ave a yarn with the blokes down the local.

[Elephant Parade]

[2+1=3] You manage to partially reset the universe.
Players are transported to the new setting, which is Australia, but things from the earlier game can still be summoned back into existence if anyone bothers to mention them.

I'm gunna smash a durry, sink a few tinnies and 'ave a yarn with the blokes down the local.

[6] While drunk, you do something incredibly horrible (and then forget about it). You are in jail, awaiting your trial.

Start a petition to outlaw spiders.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Places
Australia: The worst continent ever. Unchanged from real-world Australia.

Players
Yoink: In jail.

[MidnightJaguar]

[3]
You advertise the petition well but no one seems to care about outlawing spiders.

Break Yoink out of Jail.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Places
Australia: The worst continent ever. Unchanged from real-world Australia. Still filled with spiders.

Players
Yoink: In jail.
Elephant parade: running a petition to outlaw spiders.