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[Tomasque]

Spoiler: In progress (click to show/hide)

Name: Cataractyl the Wound
Gender/Sex: N/A
Species: N/A
Description: A 5 foot tall, 4-armed clockwork/steampunk/water-powered bird creature, with especially pronounced wings that extend to 7 feet long. Inside it are various gears, rods, glass cases, water pipes, water wheels, and steam vents  It's eyes are blind, but it has an excellent sense of hearing. The edges of the wings are toothed and sharp, capable of causing severe damage to those whom it attacks.
Skills:
Active:
 -Ironclad: Must only use true homonyms  as puns in battle, but their effect is more powerful.
Passive:
 -Ratchet: Cannot be completely immobilized.
Equipment:
Weapon: Pinions
Armour: O.S.T.R.I.C.H. Casing ("Puns? I heard no puns!")

[BlitzDungeoneer]

oh, actually

can i into guitar-playing guy?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<reserved for squidding up character sheet>

[spümpkin]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:  Kyle
Gender/Sex:  Male
Species: Dwarf
Description:  Standing at six foot six with a beard nearly as long, it's a'hair'ant that Kyle is the pride of the dwarves and is in fact next in line for the throne if he can actually find any of the damn things.
Skills:
Active:
1. Make the cut:  They can't all be winners. But at least he'll get a-head. [Attempt to decapitate an enemy, dealing an instant kill, but only if the target is below 20% HP. Otherwise, deal 2d6 damage.]
Passive:
1. Probably Royalty:  But manely people think he's lion. [+2d6 Persuasion and Intimidation]
Equipment:
Weapon:  The Dread Locks [3d4 Damage]
Armour:  Beard:  Helps to just brush it off. [2d4 Dodge, 50HP]
Magicks:

Accepted.

I've never played D&D, and I have no idea as to the quality of my puns, but I can't ever joke and can ever pun. ._.

Spoiler: So have a sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Arita Wyrd
Gender/Sex: Female
Species: Human
Description: A young woman dreaming to be a historian or scholar-librarian one day, she is a self-made girl who is independent in all things literary, except for poetry.
Skills:
Active:
1. Witty Insight: Boosts damage of self or allies with a witty pun. [Boosts Self or Allies damage by 1d6 for 2 turns.]
Passive:
1. Literally Scholar - Is 'more able' to detect or analyze surroundings or other entities. [Upon entering an area, analyzes it, and once enough analysis has been done (enough time spent in said area), a permanent stat boost is gained while in that area.]
Equipment:
Weapon: Fluffy Feathered Pen - Accentuates pointy words, and has a pointy tip. [2d4 Damage, {Get to the Point}:Does an extra 1d4 Damage on creatures with < 10% HP.]
Armour: Enscribed Robes - Words are power to the beholder; this robe is filled with them. [2d6 Defense, 40HP]
Magicks: -

Err, I've no idea if I did anything right. Please correct with a very sharp bop. ._.
E: Wondering if my Active skill can be something like 'boosts # of damage dice' or something depending on the pun. Or something.

I don't know how to D&D. T_T

No, no, this is good. And it's less so mechanically D&D, and more so based on D&D, just in the way it is played. Okay, that doesn't clear it up at all, but oh well.

oh, actually

can i into guitar-playing guy?

Yep, that should be fine. You'll just be competing with TBF :33.

Spoiler: Dead Beat Musician (click to show/hide)

Name: Braun Note
Gender/Sex: M
Species: Siren (You thought they only came in female varieties?  Ha!)
Description: Braun is scaly, brown, and wearing a lyre.  If he tells you he knows how to play it, he's a liar.
Skills:
Active:
1. Rest A Spell: Put enemies to sleep.  Or heal allies. [Heals Allies for 2d4 HP, and puts enemies to sleep for 2 turns.]
Passive:
1. Repeat: If at first you don't succeed, ||: try, try again :||.  (Or, well, try one more time.) [Can reroll any unsuccessful action 2 times, with no penalty on the 1st reroll, but a -2 penalty on the 2nd reroll.]
Equipment:
Weapon: Bassic repeating boomstick.  A staccato burst of lead parts. [3d4 Damage, {High Note}: Can score critical hits, dealing an extra 3 Damage.]
Armour: Da Capo of Fine.  Heals the wearer. [1d6 Dodge, 35HP, Heals Self 1 HP every 5 turns, or every 5 actions out of combat.]
Magicks:

Accepted.

Also, everyone, I will be changing the prospective player limit to 7, as I seem to have gathered some interest. There will also be a waitlist _{which I may or may not use, due to my horrible tendency to quit games after 2 days.}

[BlitzDungeoneer]

>implying my character will actually know shit about guitars

gud jok

Spoiler: IM WORKING ON IT I SWER (click to show/hide)

Name: 'Sick Beats'*
Gender/Sex: Male
Species: StonerHuman
Description: A dude in a trilby and long coat, wearing a thick scarf over his face. His appearance seems to strike a chord deep within people's hearts, pulling at their strings to... make fun of him, for some reason.
Note: He knows nothing about guitars.
Skills:
Active:
1. DEATH METAL!: A metaphor, but, in this case, also literal.
Passive:
1. The Chorus: Repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself, over and over again.
Equipment:
Weapon: Heavy Metal: An instrument and weapon, all in one!
Armour: Just Keep Rolling Rolling Rolling
Magicks: The only magic I need is the POWER OF ROCK.

*note: not actually his name

[TheBiggerFish]

Omigosh Tiruin hiii!!!!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

>implying my character will actually know shit about guitars

gud jok

Spoiler: IM WORKING ON IT I SWER (click to show/hide)

Name: 'Sick Beats'*
Gender/Sex: Male
Species: StonerHuman
Description: A dude in a trilby and long coat, wearing a thick scarf over his face. His appearance seems to strike a chord deep within people's hearts, pulling at their strings to... make fun of him, for some reason.
Note: He knows nothing about guitars.
Skills:
Active:
1. DEATH METAL!: A metaphor, but, in this case, also literal.
Passive:
1. The Chorus: Repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself, over and over again.
Equipment:
Weapon: Heavy Metal: An instrument and weapon, all in one!
Armour: Just Keep Rolling Rolling Rolling
Magicks: The only magic I need is the POWER OF ROCK.

*note: not actually his name

i, uh

guess im done?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Never mind, dropping out. I can't think of a decent idea for this.

[TheBiggerFish]

Elf.  Bad.

No making like a tree.

[Urist Reborn]

Spoiler: Art Sandcraft (click to show/hide)

Name:Art Sandcraft
Gender/Sex: Only after the third date (Male)
Species: Goblin
Description: Art has unusually orange skin, roughly the color of a punkin, and has equally warty and wrinkly skin. He is hairless, from a childhood incident when a barberian attacked his father, and Art chose to shave himself. His father's death still haunts him.
Skills:
Active:
1. Novice Painter: making the battlefield red
Passive:
1. Novice Carpenter: something is fishy about the things he creates...
Equipment:
Weapon: Toad's Tool - a mushroom which can take the shape of a variety of different tools
Armour:
Magicks: None

Can't think of the right armor, but otherwise complete.

[Tiruin]

Omigosh Tiruin hiii!!!!

Ohai Big fishie :3 Nice to see y'all.

No, no, this is good. And it's less so mechanically D&D, and more so based on D&D, just in the way it is played. Okay, that doesn't clear it up at all, but oh well.

I basically have no idea what's going on. xD So I'm happy I'm in thoughtful hands here. Thanks DD!

[spümpkin]

>implying my character will actually know shit about guitars

gud jok

Spoiler: IM WORKING ON IT I SWER (click to show/hide)

Name: 'Sick Beats'*
Gender/Sex: Male
Species: StonerHuman
Description: A dude in a trilby and long coat, wearing a thick scarf over his face. His appearance seems to strike a chord deep within people's hearts, pulling at their strings to... make fun of him, for some reason.
Note: He knows nothing about guitars.
Skills:
Active:
1. DEATH METAL!: A metaphor, but, in this case, also literal. [Deal 3d6 Damage, with a 1d20 (DC:17) chance to instant kill. Must wait 2 turns after using.]
Passive:
1. The Chorus: Repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself, over and over again. [If the maximum Damage amount is rolled, attack 3 times, each with -1 Damage.]
Equipment:
Weapon: Heavy Metal: An instrument and weapon, all in one! [2d6 Damage, Can be smashed on an opponent's head to deal an extra 1d4 Damage, but must wait 2 turns before using this again.]
Armour: Rolling Stone: Just Keep Rolling Rolling Rolling [2d8 Defense, 60HP, -1d4 Dodge]
Magicks: The only magic I need is the POWER OF ROCK.

*note: not actually his name

Acep

Spoiler: Art Sandcraft (click to show/hide)

Name:Art Sandcraft
Gender/Sex: Only after the third date (Male)
Species: Goblin
Description: Art has unusually orange skin, roughly the color of a punkin, and has equally warty and wrinkly skin. He is hairless, from a childhood incident when a barberian attacked his father, and Art chose to shave himself. His father's death still haunts him.
Skills:
Active:
1. Novice Painter: making the battlefield red [Deal 2d4 Damage, with an extra 2d6 Bleeding Damage, applied to all enemies.]
Passive:
1. Novice Carpenter: something is fishy about the things he creates... [When Puncrafting, has a chance to create water-type puns.]
Equipment:
Weapon: Toad's Tool - a mushroom which can take the shape of a variety of different tools [1d8 Damage, can turn into any tool, which means that it can be super effective against anything, if the right tool is used. Also usable outside of combat.]
Armour: From Rags to Riches: A pile of rags. [3d6 Dodge, 30HP]
Magicks: None

Can't think of the right armor, but otherwise complete.

Allso accep

[BlitzDungeoneer]

i think we have 7-8 sheets now, actually

huh

[Wozzy]

It looks like only 5 have been accepted though.

[Tomasque]

I'm finally done! Just for convenience, I'll post a copy here:

Spoiler: Oh God, the PUNS (click to show/hide)

Name: Cataractyl the Wound
Gender/Sex: N/A
Species: N/A
Description: A 5 foot tall, 4-armed clockwork/steampunk/water-powered bird creature, with especially pronounced wings that extend to 7 feet long. Inside its body are various gears, rods, glass cases, water pipes, water wheels, and steam vents  It's eyes are blind, but it has an excellent sense of hearing. The edges of the wings are toothed and sharp, capable of causing severe damage to those whom it attacks.
Skills:
Active:
 -Ironclad: Must only use true homonyms  as puns in battle, but their effect is more powerful.
Passive:
 -Ratchet: Cannot be completely immobilized.
Equipment:
Weapon: Pinions
Armour: O.S.T.R.I.C.H. Casing ("Puns? I heard no puns!")