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[AbstractTraitorHero]

look at him with puppy dog eyes ask him to let me out.

[Lermfish]

> Calmly try to discern (with psionics) what these crystals are, why they move, and what there intent is.

[Nakéen]

"fuck u sprits Is it a battle ? I must press on ! I must leave !" screams Daji in true dwarven fashion.

Run toward the beetle I was fighting and unleash a magic shockwave on it.

[squidgen]

Distract them with the ol' Razzle Dazzle and run in the other direction.

[TempAcc]

Risen from a good night of rest, Tarsus is eager to begin his mission, altough his supposed new superiors haven't actualy done anything thus far.

Tarsus then suddenly rests his hands on the shoulders of one of the guards.

Tell me, milite, when shall I be dispatched to fulfill the Lord's work? Evil does not rest, and my work is just beginning

Tarsus can't help but to facially express his eagerness. The guard, however, is too busy trying to not have a heart attack to answer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[FallacyofUrist]

"Heh... heh..."

Wesley tries to scavenge nearby herbs to make a gaseous sleep potion. If he succeeds in making it, he uses it on the plains carver, to keep it asleep while he makes something nastier.

[NRDL]

Jim gets behind cover, to observe these...whatever they are.

[Dustan Hache]

Turn 2.5

look at him with puppy dog eyes ask him to let me out.

Spoiler: POWER OVERWHELMING (click to show/hide)

[5] Using your ultimate strength in the form of cuteness, you manage to convince the headminister to reluctantly let you go out on your own. You have a feeling that he's going to send someone to watch over you, But he also aids you a bit by giving you a small pouch of coins. He asks you to take care of yourself, and come back if you get tired of adventuring.
You are now outside the orphanage, at the outskirts of Vam. There are a few patrolling guards for protection, but even so there are plenty of gaps in the routine for monsters to try and attack.

> Calmly try to discern (with psionics) what these crystals are, why they move, and what there intent is.

Spoiler: The mind is Crystal Clear. (click to show/hide)

[5] You can determine that they are in fact living creatures, moving and hunting as such. The only differences are that while you eat meat and fruit, most of these strange beings feast upon mana. You cannot determine their intent directly, but from their movements you believe that the thing they may be hunting for is you, with your psionic talent.

"fuck u sprits Is it a battle ? I must press on ! I must leave !" screams Daji in true dwarven fashion.

Run toward the beetle I was fighting and unleash a magic shockwave on it.

Spoiler: Karmic Retribution (click to show/hide)

[1(you) vs 4(it)] You charge at the beetle valiantly, but just as you reach it and attempt to strike it with a magic shockwave, it simply bucks you into the air, and uses your own spell to send you flying away. You land hard on the rather soft sand, your only saving grace. [-3 HP]
[6(it) vs 1(you are ded?)][Saving Roll, 5(NOT TODAY)] You immediately find yourself pinned by the beetle from before. the one you hit with the spell. You hear the familiar buzz, and your senses dull until you can't really fight back. Then you hear that strange voice again.
"A Problematic prey. Hopefully he will serve his usefulness in the hive as he should." You realize that you are hearing the thoughts of that one beetle specifically. It was a mental link spell! The aforementioned link saved some of your individuality by masking it with the beetle's own normally servile attitude, though you still feel more than a little fuzzy mentally. The beetle is not looking so good either, Like it's dizzy or something."What did it do to me, anyway? The spell definitely affected me, but how?"

Distract them with the ol' Razzle Dazzle and run in the other direction.

Spoiler: Error: Low memory. Spell.EXE has stopped responding. (click to show/hide)

[1(you) vs 3(Them)] You raise your hand to cast Razzle dazzle... And end up lighting your hat on fire as the spell backfires. you also manage to get some sparks in your face and they sting. The Sylvarians quickly put you out, but they also move to restrain you.
[5(Them) vs 2(you)] And considering that they have control over plants to a lesser extent, it's not long before you find your arms tied behind your back with a coil of vines. They begin muttering to eachother, probably over how they should handle you.

Risen from a good night of rest, Tarsus is eager to begin his mission, altough his supposed new superiors haven't actualy done anything thus far.

Tarsus then suddenly rests his hands on the shoulders of one of the guards.

Tell me, milite, when shall I be dispatched to fulfill the Lord's work? Evil does not rest, and my work is just beginning

Tarsus can't help but to facially express his eagerness. The guard, however, is too busy trying to not have a heart attack to answer.

Spoiler: Guards aren't really THAT squeamish! (click to show/hide)

[1] You creep the guard out sufficiently that she punches you in the face with an armored fist.
And it hurts quite a bit, mind you.[-3 HP] "Keep to yourself, Creep. It's only been twenty minutes and we are supposed to move out at noon. You still got at least five hours."

"Heh... heh..."

Wesley tries to scavenge nearby herbs to make a gaseous sleep potion. If he succeeds in making it, he uses it on the plains carver, to keep it asleep while he makes something nastier.

Spoiler: Sleep? Seems like you need it more. (click to show/hide)

[1]You gather all the needed herbs and ingredients for a sleeping incense (Incenses are gaseous potions for future reference.) And as you light the incense to disperse the potion, you catch a whiff of it yourself, and quickly find yourself out cold. [No actions available next turn!]

Jim gets behind cover, to observe these...whatever they are.

Spoiler: WARNING:CROSS GAME INTERACTION DETECTED! (click to show/hide)

[1] You try to find cover, but both parties spot you long before you do so. You are unsure how they will react to you, but you know that it won't be good.[Cross game interaction started]

[NRDL]

Jimmy gets into his pugilistic stance, and keeps them all in his sights, waiting for them to make the first move.

[Lermfish]

> ATTACK! Use my attacks! If I should die, glory be to the Emperor!

They may be able to take my mana, but can they pay my bills? Do they pay my telephone bills? Do they pay my automo' bills? If they did, then maybe we could chill.

I don't think they do. Soooo ...
they and I are through.

[Nakéen]

((Oh, so short lived my poor Daji ! Let's see if fate has another trick in its sleeve for you...))

Having been afflicted by the Mindwipe, Daji feels dizzy and not in control of his body despite still possessing his own thoughts.

Try to influence the Aradian Worker's mind with my thoughts. Like some kind of parasite, trying to awaken his latent individuality, while I feign being mind-controlled. Who knows what would happen to me if they discovered I wasn't under their control ?

[squidgen]

Put out my hat! With their faces!

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Talk to the guards.

[FallacyofUrist]

Sleep. Potentially try to gaze within soul to see true self.

[Hawk132]

((NRDL, check the last turn of You are a Monster (that is turn 63) and read Caedan's section, if you haven't already. It's what your character saw.))

Caedan, noticing a human nearby, yells.

"Run, fool! Or you'll share this village's fate!"

He then returns to fighting the Armor, back in You are a Monster.