Sorry about lack of turn yesterday. Friend's birthday party lasted much longer than expected.
<Well, where should we go? I'm looking for more Dice of Order if you can locate any.>
<Not a clue, boss, just raising your awareness of the possibility. Perhaps we could go and grab some village into me? I have no idea what Dice of Order is, so I can't help you there.>
"... Yeah, I'm done with you."
Alan looks disappointed. He once again twirls his hands around and points at the crocodile.
"Miniaturize dragon!"
2. Professor Cuddles only twitches its tail as some of its larger scales split symmetrically.
"I was at a party of sorts and basically reccomended someone come over to get help from you....I think we probably shouldn't go outside I don't like the sound of what's happening out there.
((Sorry for my absence))
"Sending business on my way? Good boy."
Mom makes her way to upstairs and peeks from window what's happening outside.
"Someone dumbass mage decided put a show with crocodile right outside of our house." she notes she returns. "He will only get himself killed when guards arrive." She continues to the cabinet where from you took her Die and rummages through it.
"Did you take my last Die?"
Dominic waves back, then clutches his arm, all while stepping back slowly and calling out to CenTreepede to come over.
"A four. Thank whoever or whatever. After all these rolls. All these cuts, all these hateful appliances, with only CenTreepede at my side, and him partially burnt.. Come on CenTreepede! out from under the floating boulder of death. Come here and prepare to run."
Dominic Casts Heal Self.
4. Papercuts close off, missing fingernail grows back (unexpectedly uncomfortable experience), and flesh and pink skin grow to cover the hole in arm. It feels a bit tender, but that's fine as long as you aren't bleeding dry. Underneath all dried blood your skin is covered with pale scars.
You notice second person waving his hand at you up on the floating boulder of impending doom. The floating island descends until its bottom touches the road gently. The man you noticed descends personally down on small piece of levitating metal. On halfway down he loses his balance and falls down on grass next to you. Something cracks as he lands on his shoulder and he grunts on response.
Getting closer look on him you notice a bountiful mane growing on his neck. Telltale sign of magic's hate. Or perhaps he is into body manipulation. Either way, he stands up feeling up his shoulder without any other indications of being hurt. Anyway, that fall makes him feel little less threatening.
Soleus waves back, and proceeds to lower the island and meets the poor fellow.
The mage waves at you and slowly backs away and the giant centipede follows him closely. You can see it is made of living wood and number of severed human limbs haphazardly scattered on obvious traveling compartment on its back. Under those you see a statue, a wooden box and large multilegged leather bag. Interesting collection. Apparently the fire on its back portion is dying down because burned section reaches further down the fire itself.
You step on the elevator thingy and descend down to meet the mage. Halfway down a gust of wind makes you lose balance and after failed attempt to regain it you fall down onto grass. In the process you break your shoulder. The pain it causes is pleasantly distant, but a constant reminder that your body is damaged. Repairs are needed, and human body is a complex piece. You stand up feeling extend of damage. Hmm, broken clavice and fractured shoulder blade. No detectable nerve damage, very minor internal bleeding. Tolerable as long as you don't need to actually use your arm.
The mage standing in front of you has many signs of pain. His clothes are cut into pieces, apparently his scalemail pants didn't protect him at all because those too are equally damaged. He's covered in dried blood from head to toes, and fresh blood is still trickling from his fingertips, source undetectable. A patch of pink skin in the same arm catches your attention, mostly because it is clear of blood, dried or otherwise. A roughly similar sized piece of flesh and skin rests among grass nearby. Judging by amount of blood on grass tells that he was bleeding lot moment ago.
Summon some clothes that are actually intact.
1. Again you end up summoning something hostile: a glob of water in size and shape of human female. It inhales and screams. On very same moment you feel sharp pain in your ears everything goes silent. You can't hear screams of seagulls or this water creature. Hmph, only if you could somehow make magic stop summoning dangerous things at you...
Future Wild Magic (9): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2 6
Mind:
Knowledge of best investigator in the world
Skills of best investigator in the world
Basic spear training
Body:
Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
Legend of imperial investigator
Quest: Mage hunt
Future Wild Magic: 5 6 1 2 5 3 3 2 1 2
Body:
Mutated feet
Claws
Hard leather
Bone plating
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Crocodile: Professor Cuddles
Tiny leather covered wing bones on back
Other:
CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (7): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5
Body:
Mane
Broken shoulder
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
Expanded land
Scorched spot on front yard
Controlled by magical orbs
Holographic command room
Fully shieded with forcefield
Protects from: physical forces, repel
Unsteady small elevating platform
Servants:
Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Nature of self
Steel spider bot: Tec.
Hot
16 bladed legs on octahedron core
Other:
Aspiring educator
Golden wedding ring
Memories stolen
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Quest: Connect Order nodes
Node connector crystal
Future Wild Magic (7): 2 5 3 6 1 6 4
Body:
Shredded clothes
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Reflect Spell
Pulsing light on forehead
Artifacts of power:
7 Seeds of defiant life
Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
Comfortable
Three stories
Kitchen:
Bit burned
Obsidian weapon field
Wheat grows through floor planks
Popping
Broken miniature pirate boat
Papercut whirlwind
Front yard:
Sucking mudfield, charmed
Iron bed (torture device)
Wooden bone throne
Two green man blocks
Flying great white shark
Frenzy
Hurt
Flying giant squid
Bloody wounded
Followers:
Other:
Scale mail pants (appearance only)
Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
Artifacts of power:
Interactive worldmap ball
So damn heavy
"Doombox"
Controlled
Mark of Green Man
Traveling crapsack
Multilegged
Charmed
Echantments:
Other:
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
One step ladder
Mapball holder log
"Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
Long drinking straw: Blocked
Back quarter badly burned
Missing few legs
On fire
Future Wild Magic (10): 6 6 5 4 6 6 5 6 3 2
Body:
Clothes: Burned
Bandaged: Burned too
Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
Hairy
Ruptured eardrums
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Fire breath
Sparkly
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
5 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Teleporting [5]
Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
Teleporting
Something is missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Five simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
The Forest: Now Ashlands
Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Three empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Pair of sandstone cubes
Polished steel hauberk
Quest: Terraforming path. Done 5.2km of 200km.
Hostile Water Banshee
Future Wild Magic (7): 2 3 2 5 5 2 3
Body:
White dragonish scales
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Ageless
Immortal
Shapeshifter
Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
Slippery scrying orb
In a loose fitting copper bowl
Personal teleportation bracelet
Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The Fortress:
Flying
Reconstructed many times
Skeletons in closet
Precision mining beam
Folds space at whim
Telepathy
Architecture is:
Impressive
Luxurious
Intelligent
Self-replenishing
Self-modifying
Overtly helpful
Throne room
Ornate skylight
Mage's workshop
Self-replenishing
Containment circle
Dispel array
Forge
Inhabitants: Lots
New species
Bloody handsome reformed thugs
20 Personal teleportation bracelets
Monster army
Tied to fortress's power
Chrome shelled
Followers:
Laudata
Other:
Quest for godhood: In progress
Quest: World war
Small Favours
Glimpse of magic
Huge die, all sides 3
Other:
Damn hot
Firstborn of new species
Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
Personal teleportation bracelet
Kinetic ring
Echantments:
Shapeshifter
Strategic genius
Telepathy
Followers:
5 giant demon wolf golems
Army