Run away from the fire!
You run and cough the whole way into the village. It is exactly as it was last time. Nothing has changed. Except the smoke from fires. That's new.
"You have a point. Ones are generally known to go catastrophically wrong. I should do something to ameliorate the effects of failures and near-failures, but I've a 2 in my queue right now... 2 3 3... 5. What should I do with the intervening...Ah."
Summon a grand, ornate, ostenatious staff.
Then, improve the Kinetic Ring twice.
Then, wait.
2. A piece of paper falls on your feets. You pick it up and read what's written. The writing is eloquent, describing exactly what you just did.
3. 3. The ring can now store energy of two full strength blows from your soldiers.
Laudata orders your soldiers to make space and follow her outside. They step on sides opening narrow path past them and then follow her and her wolves in perfect sync, every soldier striking foot down in exactly same time as others. It does not only look like an army, it also sounds like one.
You are left alone into the tunnel.
((Uh. I forgot to post again.))
"Anna, what is happening ?!"
"She spoke words she shouldn't have." That's all she has to say.
Boredom, boredom. Summon a rock?
You have holed in well protected place in middle of nowhere and everyone is rather running away from it than towards, thanks to to burning forest surrounding area. On top of that nobody really knows who you are or where. Go out there and make name for yourself.
1. Or stay here and fight for your life. You summon something dark that sinks down into ground right away.
That's effectively another vote for ending this day and welcoming night.
Future Wild Magic (9): 1 2 2 5 6 6 3 4 3
Mind:
Knowledge of best investigator in the world
Skills of best investigator in the world
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
Legend of imperial investigator
Future Wild Magic: 5 4 4 5 4 2 5 1 1 6
Body:
Smooth horns
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Scaled man
Soulless
Scaled woman
Soulless
Other:
Pair of leather bracers
Dead forest
Future Wild Magic (8): 5 2 2 4 1 2 3 1
Body:
Mane
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
Expanded land
Controlled by magical orbs
Holographic command room
Fully shieded with forcefield
Protects from: physical forces, repel
Unsteady small elevating platform
Servants:
Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Traces of violence on throat
Nature of self
Steel golem: Tec.
Wings
Electrically charged
First Commandment: Protect Anna
Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
Aspiring educator
Golden wedding ring
Memories stolen
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Future Wild Magic (9): 3 5 6 3 5 4 4 1 5
Body:
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Reflect Spell
Limited Extrasensory Awareness of Change
Dull pain, limited version
Artifacts of power:
"Doombox"
Controlled
Mark of Green Man
Interactive worldmap ball
So damn heavy
The house:
Comfortable
Three stories
On front yard:
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
Merged with "Iron Bed"
Wooden bone throne
One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
Long drinking straw: Blocked
Scale mail pants (appearance only)
"Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
Mapball holder log
Future Wild Magic (11): 4 1 1 2 2 5 4 2 5 4 1
Body:
Clothes: Burned
Bandaged: Burned too
Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
5 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Teleporting [5]
Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
Something is missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Five simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
The Forest: Now Ashlands
Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
Ashlands: Forest gone
Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
Ashlands: Brand new tree
Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Three empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Pair of sandstone cubes
An enemy
Future Wild Magic (8): 5 4 6 2 2 4 4 4
Body:
Bitten by feather hat
Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Ageless
Immortal
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
Slippery scrying orb
In a loose fitting copper bowl
Personal teleportation bracelet
Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
Flying
Reconstructed
Skeletons in closet
Precision mining beam
Impressive architecture
Intelligent
Self-replenishing
Self-modifying
Overtly helpful
Throne room
Ornate skylight
Mage's workshop
Self-replenishing
Containment circle
Dispel array
Forge
Inhabitants: 20
New species
Not so polite
Personal teleportation bracelets
Monster army
Tied to fortress's power
Chrome shelled
Followers:
New species: Laudata
Damn hot
Firstborn
Minor arachnophobia
5 giant demon wolf golems
Personal teleportation bracelet
Strategic genius
Other:
Well prepared for travel
Quest for godhood: In progress
Small Favours
Glimpse of magic
Pair of lead chunks
Funny wooden wheel
Perfectly generic ladle