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[TheBiggerFish]

"Quick! Grab the- oh nevermind, I'll just do it myself!"

Grab the sword! We certainly can't trust anyone else around here to pick up their own weapon!

+100000

[Empiricist]

"Quick! Grab the- oh nevermind, I'll just do it myself!"

Grab the sword! We certainly can't trust anyone else around here to pick up their own weapon!

+1

[Buruzu]

That sword... It's so MANLY. I am wrong in all accounts! Clearly a blacksmith of the highest caliber must have designed it!

Quickly! Grab the blade! Use it to suplex those dirty kobolds! Hit them with the chair!

+1

[WillowLuman]

That sword... It's so MANLY. I am wrong in all accounts! Clearly a blacksmith of the highest caliber must have designed it!

Quickly! Grab the blade! Use it to suplex those dirty kobolds! Hit them with the chair!

+All the ones

[Mooply]

Do it fashionably though.

[ShadowHammer]

That sword... It's so MANLY. I am wrong in all accounts! Clearly a blacksmith of the highest caliber must have designed it!

Quickly! Grab the blade! Use it to suplex those dirty kobolds! Hit them with the chair!

+All the ones

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

That sword... It's so MANLY. I am wrong in all accounts! Clearly a blacksmith of the highest caliber must have designed it!

Quickly! Grab the blade! Use it to suplex those dirty kobolds! Hit them with the chair!

+All the ones

+1

+1 But also cast dress for success on it. We can't be seen wielding a sword that isn't FABULOUS!

[Nami-oki]

"We want to go near that thing?" You say out loud to the audience who watches with deep anticipation. You ALSO have a bad feeling about that.

You approach the awfully designed sword inspired from a brawny man. The heat emanating from it could burn a thousand suns...



"Hnnnnnggg," You try to take control of the hovering sword with all your tiny might, but to no avail. You--





Oh, sweet! The Kobolds are dead. But the sword... It hovers menacingly, eyes(sunglasses?) glowing red once again. You feel as if it will strike again.

[ShadowHammer]

Dress for Success the Macho Man, and the inform him that a gentlemen wouldn't even consider vaporizing any more people.

[WillowLuman]

Oh my god

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I'm dying

[Tiruin]

PTW @_@ This is very nice.

[birdy51]

Quickly! Pin yourself! It's the only way to stay safe!

[Empiricist]

Grab one of the roots? Tassels? Of the sword. Raise it up and declare it the winner in your best wrestling umpire impression (dress for success on self as well to better fit the image). Only that shall quench its bloodlust. If that fails, give it the boy's belt as an offering.

[hops]

PTW

[IronyOwl]

Grab one of the roots? Tassels? Of the sword. Raise it up and declare it the winner in your best wrestling umpire impression (dress for success on self as well to better fit the image). Only that shall quench its bloodlust. If that fails, give it the boy's belt as an offering.

"THE WINNER, AND ENTITY IN NO WAY REQUIRED TO CONTINUE IT'S LAZERY HARVEST BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY WON PLEASE STOP... ULTIMATE! WRESTLE-MAAAAAAAAAANIAAAAAAAA!"