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Author Topic: (ISG) Tiny Hero!  (Read 13511 times)

GiglameshDespair

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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #120 on: March 04, 2016, 01:13:35 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 04, 2016, 06:43:21 am
Quote from: Empiricist on March 04, 2016, 02:20:11 am
Grab one of the roots? Tassels? Of the sword. Raise it up and declare it the winner in your best wrestling umpire impression (dress for success on self as well to better fit the image). Only that shall quench its bloodlust. If that fails, give it the boy's belt as an offering.
"THE WINNER, AND ENTITY IN NO WAY REQUIRED TO CONTINUE IT'S LAZERY HARVEST BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY WON PLEASE STOP... ULTIMATE! WRESTLE-MAAAAAAAAAANIAAAAAAAA!"
+1 - it's our only hope!
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #121 on: March 04, 2016, 02:19:45 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on March 04, 2016, 01:13:35 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 04, 2016, 06:43:21 am
Quote from: Empiricist on March 04, 2016, 02:20:11 am
Grab one of the roots? Tassels? Of the sword. Raise it up and declare it the winner in your best wrestling umpire impression (dress for success on self as well to better fit the image). Only that shall quench its bloodlust. If that fails, give it the boy's belt as an offering.
"THE WINNER, AND ENTITY IN NO WAY REQUIRED TO CONTINUE IT'S LAZERY HARVEST BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY WON PLEASE STOP... ULTIMATE! WRESTLE-MAAAAAAAAAANIAAAAAAAA!"
+1 - it's our only hope!
+1!!!!!
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #122 on: March 04, 2016, 02:30:43 pm »
Best bay12 ISG 2016!

Or, let's say, best bay12 ISG since DarkerDark's elf caravan.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #123 on: March 04, 2016, 04:16:20 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 04, 2016, 06:43:21 am
Quote from: Empiricist on March 04, 2016, 02:20:11 am
Grab one of the roots? Tassels? Of the sword. Raise it up and declare it the winner in your best wrestling umpire impression (dress for success on self as well to better fit the image). Only that shall quench its bloodlust. If that fails, give it the boy's belt as an offering.
"THE WINNER, AND ENTITY IN NO WAY REQUIRED TO CONTINUE IT'S LAZERY HARVEST BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY WON PLEASE STOP... ULTIMATE! WRESTLE-MAAAAAAAAAANIAAAAAAAA!"
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #124 on: March 04, 2016, 07:15:09 pm »
I simply must PTW this, on Haspen's well-placed recommendation.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #125 on: March 04, 2016, 09:24:56 pm »
((Thank you new readers and followers!! :D))



You cry about your sudden urge to do what you're about to do. Floating, heated sword with a Macho Man hilt shooting deadly lasers from it's eyes and you kinda just want to... Declare it the winner. Of what? You're not exactly sure. But here goes nothing! You cast Dress to Impress on yourself and quickly flutter over to it.



The man's facial expression changed a bit as he stopped shooting the lasers. He scoffed. "I KNOW I'M THE WINNER. I'M ALWAYS THE WINNER, MAN. OOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEAH!!"



You flinch a bit, hoping he doesn't incinerate you. He could snap you like a Slim Jim.

"HEY KID! I THOUGHT YOUR GRANDPOPS TOLD YA TO KEEP ME IN YER BAG TILL YOU WERE READY FOR THE POOOWWWEEEERRRRR!!!"

You glance over at the adventurer who seems to be in a fetal position. Nothing could have prepared him for this. You look back to the sword.

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY TRIALS NOW, KID. OOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEUHHHHHH!!!!"
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #126 on: March 04, 2016, 09:26:26 pm »
"What."
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #127 on: March 04, 2016, 09:27:03 pm »
Well, we (by which I mean you other people) got the kid into this mess. Least we can do as a proper fairy is to help him out with these trials.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #128 on: March 04, 2016, 09:39:31 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 04, 2016, 09:26:26 pm
"What."
Quote from: Sirus on March 04, 2016, 09:27:03 pm
Well, we (by which I mean you other people) got the kid into this mess. Least we can do as a proper fairy is to help him out with these trials.
But yeah.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #129 on: March 04, 2016, 09:43:20 pm »
((Teehee, ember kobolds.))

Explain that we're probably the kid's manager now or something, so we guess we have to help him get through these trials.

Pat the kid on the cheek and tell him it's going to be okay. It's okay to lie to people to make them feel better, right?
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #130 on: March 04, 2016, 10:31:42 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 04, 2016, 09:43:20 pm
((Teehee, ember kobolds.))

Explain that we're probably the kid's manager now or something, so we guess we have to help him get through these trials.

Pat the kid on the cheek and tell him it's going to be okay. It's okay to lie to people to make them feel better, right?
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #131 on: March 05, 2016, 12:22:13 am »
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 04, 2016, 10:31:42 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 04, 2016, 09:43:20 pm
((Teehee, ember kobolds.))

Explain that we're probably the kid's manager now or something, so we guess we have to help him get through these trials.

Pat the kid on the cheek and tell him it's going to be okay. It's okay to lie to people to make them feel better, right?
+1
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #132 on: March 05, 2016, 09:16:14 am »
Nothing could have prepared anyone for this.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #133 on: March 05, 2016, 09:35:56 am »
Quote from: ShadowHammer on March 05, 2016, 12:22:13 am
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 04, 2016, 10:31:42 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 04, 2016, 09:43:20 pm
((Teehee, ember kobolds.))

Explain that we're probably the kid's manager now or something, so we guess we have to help him get through these trials.

Pat the kid on the cheek and tell him it's going to be okay. It's okay to lie to people to make them feel better, right?
+1
+1
+1, even if it really isn't a lie (you're not specifying, so you aren't also generalizing it's not really going to be ok and you'll be worse off now :( )
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #134 on: March 05, 2016, 11:42:56 am »
We could also explain that it was the Kobold who activated the sword... But I don't think any sane person would care to explain that one to the Sword of WrestleMania.

Which, is bad ass. It's so damn MANLY.
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