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Author Topic: You Are a Kea RTD  (Read 6289 times)

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2016, 11:22:06 am »

BECOME CLINT KEASTWOOD

DIRECT MARTIAL ARTS FILM SET IN THE FAR KEAST
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2016, 06:48:07 pm »

Mourn Keanvil death. Fly off to populated area. Rip people eyes off. Bath in their blood. Make children ice cream ball fall.
Assist.
[10][7] You arrive in a small town and proceed to wreak havoc. Someone calls Animal Control and before long a bunch of guys with nets turn up.

Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
[3] You're reanimated by a necromancer who starts ordering you around.

Dive directly into OW's breakfast, lunch and/or dinner. Become Keappetizer to go along with all the Kea-based puns.
[12] GET YER FEATHERY ARSE OUT OF ME FOOD DAMMIT

Kea-Nu sponsors the latest, greatest car... The Kea Sorento!
[11] The Kea Sorento is a roaring success. Millions are sold in the first week. Production can't keep up! Kea-Nu becomes even more famous, rich, and popular.

Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
Wait til he dies then steal said bin.
[8] NJW is already dead so you skip the waiting part and steal a bin full of artefacts.

Steal Moon.
[2] You steal a golf ball.

Go to thailand, poop on the thai king's favorite hat, then fly away to india.
[7] You poop on the king, and then go to India and discover the whole country is just poop.

BECOME CLINT KEASTWOOD

DIRECT MARTIAL ARTS FILM SET IN THE FAR KEAST

[11] You write, direct, and star in The Last Kea, a film about a boy down on his luck who learns the ancient fighting style of Kea Fu and beats up a bunch of gangsters for some reason.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2016, 06:49:56 pm »

Fall out of sky, splatting on necromancer. Become twice-undead skeleton kea, devoid of impurities of flesh.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2016, 06:56:34 pm »

Sell the artifacts and use the money to buy an army of Keas. Then, with my army, steal more bins!
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2016, 06:57:28 pm »

Become a world-known golf player.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2016, 07:00:35 pm »

Proceed to unleash a long speech about animal rights at these fools, and fly away laughing maniacally
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2016, 07:09:45 pm »

Kea-nu gets his wings on directing his first film. Kea Hard!

Create a breakfast cereal with Mr. Kea-Nu's face slapped on the front. Ingredients include: Water, sugar, Souls of the DamnedTM, A whole ton of crystallized sodium carbonate, and vegetable oil.

Kea-nu sponsors this cereal
« Last Edit: February 18, 2016, 06:02:12 am by Salsacookies »
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2016, 07:15:14 pm »

GET KEAFER SUTHERLAND TO STAR IN NEXT MOVIE ALONGSIDE MYSELF   

IS ABOUT ANGRY KOREAN WAR VETERAN WITH NICE CAR AND SUNNY DISPOSITION
   
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2016, 08:30:05 pm »

Tear a car apart with my beak

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2016, 03:42:32 am »

Create a breakfast cereal with Mr. Kea-Nu's face slapped on the front. Ingredients include: Water, sugar, Souls of the DamnedTM, A whole ton of crystallized sodium carbonate, and vegetable oil.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2016, 08:16:34 am »

Fly away from India, find an impressionable hipster computer science nerd in america and influence him to create a new groundbreaking mobile phone using only cheap wood and terrible architecture, and call it the Ikea.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2016, 08:29:12 am »

Agree to testify against my clearly unstable associate in return for immunity from prosecution.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2016, 09:04:46 am »

BECOME A PHEONIX. A KEA PHEONIX.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2016, 09:15:11 am »

Spawn as a Giant Kea.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2016, 11:26:51 am »

Agree to testify against my clearly unstable associate in return for immunity from prosecution.
TRAITOR ! YOU NO KEA
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