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[Salsacookies]

Drakes are bad. They breed quickly and ruin mountains...

Think of some way to crush these pests. Stone avalanche might work...

(3) You descend deep into the earth to speak to your fellows of the trouble above. "Yes, this is much trouble, but I believe that an avalanche may cause more damage than necessary. Why don't we just take boulders and throw them? Wouldn't that cause less damage?"

Heh. This one is a tough breed. But he doesn't know who he is dealing with !

I firmly hold onto the fish, struggling rodeo-fish-style to keep it on land long enough for it to exhaust itself.

(3)One of your hands slips, and you are thrown around like a rag-doll, finally releasing with a junk of flesh in your other hand. The fish is wounded, and very tired.

[Sarrak]

Good idea.

Throw some stones at the drakes. Experiment with different weights.

[Coolrune206]

Ogg grab bone of tiny animal with stone on end, called Ogg club. Ogg exit Ogg hut and club Ogg enemy with Ogg club. Ogg like Ogg name.

[Nakéen]

With only one useable leg, Karp crawl toward the fish to land the finishing blow : a powerful bite to the soft underbelly.

[crazyabe]

"yesss, survivalist? What isss it?"

[Salsacookies]

"yesss, survivalist? What isss it?"

"Chief, I have already sssent one of my own to harvessst the puny creaturesss, surely there is sssomething more important at hand..."

[Harry Baldman]

See if I can smoke out some tiny orcs and swat them with my sticky sticking stick.

[LordPorkins]

See if I can smoke out some tiny orcs and swat them with my sticky sticking stick.

((You are actually in the process of having your face ripped off by me, so you better do something about that))

[Harry Baldman]

((You are actually in the process of having your face ripped off by me, so you better do something about that))

Preemptive actions are for scrubs.

[LordPorkins]

Well, i will continue tearing apart your nostrils. Enjoy poking things with your stick you heartless bastard.

[Salsacookies]

Good idea.

Throw some stones at the drakes. Experiment with different weights.

(3)You and 2 of your fellows begin the trek to the surface.(2)Your making good pace... which still isn't very fast. (you will reach the mountain top in 2 turns)

Ogg grab bone of tiny animal with stone on end, called Ogg club. Ogg exit Ogg hut and club Ogg enemy with Ogg club. Ogg like Ogg name.

(1)Oh no, Ogg misplaced Ogg club! (3)Oh, club misplaced, just stolen. BAP! (Hit in the back of the head, (4)Not big deal, just a lump.)

With only one useable leg, Karp crawl toward the fish to land the finishing blow : a powerful bite to the soft underbelly.

(3-2)You wiggle in place, and digging into the mud doesn't help.(1)And then your catch gets gulped down by a bigger fish, tough luck all around.(2)Your left leg's a stub now, but it's taking it's time regenerating.(Regen roll next turn)

See if I can smoke out some tiny orcs and swat them with my sticky sticking stick.

(Auto) A little orc jumps out of one off the holes, and misses your face.(5) A bit of smoky breath, and there go the orcs, lumbering lethargically and choking. (5) Stab stab stab, getting plenty of orcs on your sticky stick. Here come your fellows to join in the harvest!

lead the tribe out to gather some bashstamps "for dinner".

(Auto)You gather a harvesting party, and go forth in the orc sticking!(6)Well, there's a lot of orcs pouring out of the tree, this could turn into a problem....

The spear catches the caterpillar though. Upon seeing this, Grugs eyes literally turn red and he leaps out of the hole at the intruder, ready to tear out the throat of the intruder woth all my disproportianate strength

(2) You jump out of the hole, and miss his face!(5) Thankfully, a branch was there to catch you.

[Harry Baldman]

Oh, sure, now the assholes come out to share in the bounty. Figures.

Eh, take my gathered orcs and peace out, then stomp one to death and eat it before turning over the rest to the Supreme Survivalist.

[Nakéen]

Ugh. Karp so tired. Take a nap.

[Sarrak]

Continue.

[Salsacookies]

Continue.

Got ya on auto-turn. Unless you want to do something else, I'll tell you when your guys are done walking.