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Author Topic: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD  (Read 4510 times)

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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2016, 02:08:53 pm »

((Yesh. And the caterpillars a foot long.))
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2016, 02:30:49 pm »

I am Ogg, chieftain and shaman of the Bash-Stamp tribe!
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2016, 03:07:11 pm »

I am Karp, laziest fisher of the Bash-Stamp tribe. I am fishing Batfin Googlenauts, big-eyed armored fishes except for their soft underside with batwing-like fins, on the bank of the closest river.
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2016, 03:50:41 pm »

I am Ugg. Ugg belongs to the Slow-Moving Tribe. Slow-Moving tribe lives deep in the earth. Ugg serves as eyes of his tribe on surface.
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2016, 03:53:35 pm »

I am Ugg. Ugg belongs to the Slow-Moving Tribe. Slow-Moving tribe lives deep in the earth. Ugg serves as eyes of his tribe on surface.
(What race are you?)
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2016, 04:08:54 pm »

I am Ugg. Ugg belongs to the Slow-Moving Tribe. Slow-Moving tribe lives deep in the earth. Ugg serves as eyes of his tribe on surface.
(What race are you?)
((Stone/earth elemental or something equally slow and earth-based.))
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2016, 06:12:01 pm »

I am Karp, laziest fisher of the Bash-Stamp tribe. I am fishing Batfin Googlenauts, big-eyed armored fishes except for their soft underside with batwing-like fins, on the bank of the closest river.
(1)You are Karp, laziest fisher of the Bash-Stamp tribe, waking up to see a Batgin Googlenaut has swallowed your left leg, and prepared to take another bite! (Missing left leg: No pain, but -2 mobility)
I am Ogg, chieftain and shaman of the Bash-Stamp tribe!
(3)You are Ogg, chieftain and shaman of the Bash-Stamp tribe. Old age is beginning to catch up to you, and the young ones are growing ever bolder to challenge you for rule as chieftain. What's worse, someone's now stabbing a stick through your home!
I rip hunks out of the caterpillar and finely sautee it over a fire along with  garlic and other seasonings
(4) Yummy, the caterpillar's smelling tasty, and the tribe begins to gather around the food. Then, all of a sudden, a Stick Strikes!
Eh, good enough. Go harvest some orcs. Stick 'em with the sticky sticking stick.
(2)Following the smell of cooking caterpillar, you come across a hollow tree, smoking from the side. Stab, stab, stab, you poke through the holes. All you've caught is a caterpillar, though.
I am Ugg. Ugg belongs to the Slow-Moving Tribe. Slow-Moving tribe lives deep in the earth. Ugg serves as eyes of his tribe on surface.
(6)You are Ugg, the Eyes of the Slow-Moving tribe of Stone Giants, as large and slow as the mountains themselves. (6) You see drakes up ahead. They swoop down and make home in your mountain like giant wasps. These pests must be dealt with before they become an issue.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 06:56:14 pm by Salsacookies »
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2016, 06:15:57 pm »

((What a great start !))

Oh, I never used it anyway. All according to my plan !
Having baited the Batfin Googlenaut, I suddenly lunge at it and gouge its eyes!
« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 06:17:48 pm by Nakéen »
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2016, 06:28:59 pm »

The spear catches the caterpillar though. Upon seeing this, Grugs eyes literally turn red and he leaps out of the hole at the intruder, ready to tear out the throat of the intruder woth all my disproportianate strength
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2016, 06:30:35 pm »

lead the tribe out to gather some bashstamps "for dinner".
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2016, 06:33:40 pm »

Orc vs. Fish
((What a great start !))

Oh, I never used it anyway. All according to my plan !
Having baited the Batfin Googlenaut, I suddenly lunge at it and gouge its eyes!
(2) You fail to surprise the fish with your lunge, (5)but you still manage to grab on its head, not gouging its eyes, but having hands firmly holding onto the sockets as it furiously flails around on the shore.
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2016, 06:38:43 pm »

Heh. This one is a tough breed. But he doesn't know who he is dealing with !

I firmly hold onto the fish, struggling rodeo-fish-style to keep it on land long enough for it to exhaust itself.

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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2016, 07:04:05 pm »

lead the tribe out to gather some bashstamps "for dinner".
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2016, 07:08:05 pm »

Drakes are bad. They breed quickly and ruin mountains...

Think of some way to crush these pests. Stone avalanche might work...
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Re: Myth: A Stone Age Fantasy Minimalist RTD
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2016, 07:48:59 pm »

lead the tribe out to gather some bashstamps "for dinner".
(This does not mean I'm saying no, it's ultimately the dice's decision what happens. I just thought this would be a good time for an argument. I'm currently waiting for 2-3 other replied for this group action, so that's why I haven't processed your action.)

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