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[Moocow]

37. You dig a little too far into that adamantine vein.

[ December 09, 2007: Message edited by: Moocow ]

[Lazer Bomb]

38.Your entire unit list list of your food deprived fortress is either "Attend party" or "Hunt for vermin".
39. Glitch permaflood. Of magma

(edit: #39)

[ December 09, 2007: Message edited by: Lazer Bomb ]

[CharonX]

40. When your starting wagon starts right next to the surface-chasm, and all your dwarves are too afraid to pick up anything because there are some troggolytes half a dozend Z-levels down.

[Xotes]

41. When you post in this thread while managing your fortress.

[Sithlordz]

42:  When you discover Adamantium with diamonds in it.  Nothing that good can possibly come without consequences.

[Klokjammer]

43. When you decided to let your grandma babysit your fortress while you went outside for the fist time in weeks.  Because you were so detached from reality that you forgot there was a "save and quit" option.

[RedWick]

44. Pretty much any time the game pauses when you're not mining and not expecting any migrants.

[Moocow]

quote:Originally posted by RedWick:
<STRONG>44. Pretty much any time the game pauses when you're not mining and not expecting any migrants.</STRONG>

Babies destroy fortresses?

[Wolfius]

45. When you order your miner to dig under a river, and belatedly realise that you've encountered damp stone too early - "What's an aquafer doing on this side of the map?!"

[MyBeardIsOnFire]

46. When a fire imp hugs the support pillar of your beautiful ice tower.

[Reign on your Parade]

quote:Originally posted by Moocow:
<STRONG>

Babies destroy fortresses?</STRONG>

Yes, they do. Evil conniving masterminds, that's what they are.

[Lightning4]

47. Rimtar Ducimƒmid, Mayor cancels Store Item in Bin: Interrupted by goblin Maceman.

Not always guaranteed doom, unless those goblins happen to be close to your fortress entrance.

48. A giant eagle begins chasing your dwarves to, and eventually off a cliff.

[ December 10, 2007: Message edited by: Lightning4 ]

[GreyMario]

49. Your dwarves manage to spawn in the cave named "The Evil Holy Hell".

[Caz]

50.

[ERoberts]

51. When your wife demands you turn off that stupid game becasue thats all you do anymore. (Tobin McShorty cancels playing Dwarf Fortress: Wife needs foot rub)