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[Asehujiko]

Number them and be creative.

1. You start with 22 pages of animals in your unit list.
2. The majority of them are carp and hippo.

[Bullion]

when it is not AI controlled.

[AlienChickenPie]

3. When attempting to break up the wagon for wood: Dwarfy McDwarf cancels Remove Building: Interrupted by dragon.

[Tahin]

4) When half your nobles have admantine in their preferences.

[RedWick]

5. When there multiple light blue "You have discovered something" messages that pop up when you start your fortress

[TeDDD]

6. You realize you embarked with only an anvil and food.

[THLawrence]

7. When your first announcement is Dwarfy McDwarf cancels Easy Task: Interupted by Giant cave Spider

[Armok]

When gray E:s are on the horizont, and carp lurks in the waters.

[Kidiri]

8. When a tantruming dwarf decides to destroy every masterpiece in sight. And your fortress is full of legendary dwarves.

[MyBeardIsOnFire]

9. When those towers you settled next to are NOT a town.
10. When your dwarves think that !!!pig tail shirt!!!'s are the latest fashion trend.
11. When you pulled the wrong lever.
12. When your recruits think that a flurry of goblin arrows is the perfect atmosphere to sleep in.

[ December 08, 2007: Message edited by: MyBeardIsOnFire ]

[Helmaroc]

13. When your fort that was supposed to be BESIDE the goblin fortress accidentally spawns right inside the fort, near some military goblins.
14. When your stupid dwarves choose the WOODEN floodgate when you aren't looking instead of your new metal one to stop the magma flood.
15. When darn old Farmer Brown falls asleep right beside the lever to stop the farm plot flood. Oh yeah, he fell asleep in the doorway, just so the flood can kill the sleeping babies of course, nothing important.
16. When your glacier fort spawns right next to that pack of white, rabid, friendly-looking doggies. And you didn't bring any weapons.

[Markham]

17.  Goblins arrive, but you don't know they won't attack.  So, you have all the dwarves go inside your above ground fort.  They stop dead in their tracks.  Okay, that didn't work, so you try recruiting every last one and stationing them all inside the safe-zone.  Instead of all marching into the safe-zone like good little smart dwarves, they all run over to meet the goblins at the edge of the map.  The goblins have steel armor and crossbows.  Your dwarfs have pig-tail coats and bare fists.

[Devastator]

18.  Dumat Leromfikod, Metalsmith cancels Stud with Steel:  Interrupted by skeletal Giant Eagle.
Limul Kakdallogem, Champion Swordmaster, has been struck down.

[Klokjammer]

19. Its become so hot, the booze inside the fort evaporates.
20. You link the wrong bridge to the lever, and your entire army lands on the menacing spikes.

[Fenrir]

21. Your dwarfs somehow manage to get their wagon to the roof of a goblin tower, directly in between the Goblin crossbowmen and Goblin pikemen loitering there. (This actually happened to me. Utter carnage ensued...)