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[Wolfius]

quote:Originally posted by Klokjammer:
<STRONG>19. Its become so hot, the booze inside the fort evaporates.</STRONG>

19-A. Your booze stockpile is next to your magma forges. Dwarven FAE.

[MyBeardIsOnFire]

More from me:
22. When your pet dragon decides to exhale as a sign of appreciation.
23. When the latest artifact is made out of dwarf leather.
24. When immigrants think this is a five star hotel just because you export a lot of rock crafts.
25. When you've just irrigated the bottom half of the fort.

[ December 08, 2007: Message edited by: MyBeardIsOnFire ]

[Wolfius]

quote:Originally posted by MyBeardIsOnFire:
<STRONG>
25. When you've just irrigated the bottom half of the fort.
</STRONG>

26. When you've just irrigated the top half of the fort.

[Xort]

27. When you've just irrigated the surface level of the fort, and then had it freeze.

Incased in ice != your friend.

[BurnedToast]

When a school of zombie and skeletal whales decide your dwarves look yummy.

[RedWick]

quote:Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>1. You start with 22 pages of animals in your unit list.
2. The majority of them are carp and hippo.</STRONG>

Alternative to 2 - The majority of them are giant cave spiders.

[Kagus]

28:  You have that nagging feeling that you forgot something when digging your magma delivery network.

[AlanL]

28)Your entire fortress is very unhappy.
1 tantrum
2 tantrums
4 tantrums
8 tantrums
16 tantrums
32 tantrums
64 tantrums
128 tantrums
etc...

[TeDDD]

29. You realize that you built your fort below River level, and that well you just dug will turn out to be your entire fort.

[Skanky]

30. When a dwarf, who happens to be on fire, decides to go for a drink.

[Asehujiko]

quote:Originally posted by MyBeardIsOnFire:
<STRONG>24. When immigrants think this is a five star hotel just because you export a lot of rock crafts.</STRONG>

Actualy, the main reason why you get zerged by immigrants is that you dig out too much rock. Excavating a 144x144 level of sand results in about 50-60 immigrants and rock makes it even more expensive.

[grand master milker]

31.When you press the letter E

[LordRolo]

32. when you tell your miner to JUST MINE THE DAMP WALL ALREADY. and then relise what he was talking about

33.when ALL of your dwarves like tentacle demons

[TeDDD]

35. When your entire farmer caste gets strange moods and claim butcher shops.

[bheema]

36.  When every infant in your fortress manages to crawl into a magma channel in the same season.

[ December 09, 2007: Message edited by: bheema ]