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Author Topic: You are a Lovecraftian Horror I̻̺͇̦̭̻̖̗̍ͩ̈͂C͗̏̈́̂̚[Turn 3: The First Battle]  (Read 12280 times)

piratejoe

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((Oh wait this is ic not ooc....FUUUUUU))
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 12:26:29 pm by piratejoe »
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Battleships Hurl insults from behind thick walls, Destroyers beat up small children, Carriers stay back in the kitchen, and Cruisers are a bunch of tryhards who pretend to be loners.

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"You would call that geographical? Hardly. You seem to be after the cultural idea of 'Asia'. This does not include the Middle East?"
Why would I want barren desert such as Middle East where inhabitants only know how to kill each other. I prefer ones with more culture to admire my artistic talents.

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EDIT: AHHH WRONG THREAD >.>
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Don't let me start a forum game, smack me with a paper towel roll if needed

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micelus

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0F: Claim Europe, Africa, Oceania, Antarctica, South America, Siberia and the Middle East as my domain. This includes all islands associated with these regions. Begin Wyld Dominion terraforming.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 03:51:39 pm by micelus »
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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You Spread your reach to far my friend, that is a lot of land, and might I add very hard to defend......one contintent maybe buut that it. The rest even for me is to much.
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Crazy??I was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. I hate rats, they drive me crazy......Crazy?? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. I hate rats, they drive me crazy......Crazy??

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2 Decides he is going to conquer AUSTRALIA! And then harness the all-powerful resource known as Manliness that is abundant there.
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Īlul Thuveg-Ellest
Rete Sano-Pima
Tormuk Dul-Orax
Kar Pum-Sisha

piratejoe

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2 Decides he is going to conquer AUSTRALIA! And then harness the all-powerful resource known as Manliness that is abundant there.
((Im calling it now your first buffed up human will be named.....SAXTON HAAAAAALE!))
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Battleships Hurl insults from behind thick walls, Destroyers beat up small children, Carriers stay back in the kitchen, and Cruisers are a bunch of tryhards who pretend to be loners.

Dustan Hache

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2 Decides he is going to conquer AUSTRALIA! And then harness the all-powerful resource known as Manliness that is abundant there.
((Im calling it now your first buffed up human will be named.....SAXTON HAAAAAALE!))
(New Zealand is not a real country! It was sunk into the ocean!)
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

piratejoe

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0F: Claim Europe, Africa, Oceania, Antarctica, South America, Siberia and the Middle East as my domain. This includes all islands associated with these regions. Begin Wyld Dominion terraforming.
"You may as well have said three quarters of the planet,i doubt you will be able to hold onto that land for long."
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Battleships Hurl insults from behind thick walls, Destroyers beat up small children, Carriers stay back in the kitchen, and Cruisers are a bunch of tryhards who pretend to be loners.

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2 Decides he is going to conquer AUSTRALIA! And then harness the all-powerful resource known as Manliness that is abundant there.
((Im calling it now your first buffed up human will be named.....SAXTON HAAAAAALE!))
((How'd you know?))
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Speaking of lowest intelligence, that reminds me of the fact that it's probably your first time in prison. Don't worry, I can give you some tips, having spent some time in a few myself. The best way to make friends here is to drop the soap during shower time. Try it, I'm sure you'll love making friends like that!

Dustan Hache

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2 Decides he is going to conquer AUSTRALIA! And then harness the all-powerful resource known as Manliness that is abundant there.
((Im calling it now your first buffed up human will be named.....SAXTON HAAAAAALE!))
((How'd you know?))
(if you have ever played tf2, you'd know that name.)
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

micelus

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The Angel sighed.

"You misjudge my intention if you think I plan to rule what I have claimed."
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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....You wish to guard the forests their correct??
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Crazy??I was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. I hate rats, they drive me crazy......Crazy?? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. I hate rats, they drive me crazy......Crazy??

micelus

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"Incorrect. However, there is no need to worry your little head about what I intend."
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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"Incorrect. However, there is no need to worry your little head about what I intend."
It'd be best you not take that tone with me again, but very well.
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Crazy??I was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. I hate rats, they drive me crazy......Crazy?? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats. I hate rats, they drive me crazy......Crazy??
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