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Author Topic: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.  (Read 3406 times)

Tomasque

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Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« on: January 27, 2016, 07:54:09 pm »

"Yeah, but it should be orange."

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Re: Surrealismo: French Class Simulator
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2016, 08:10:22 pm »

"I've never seen so much blood."
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2016, 09:44:21 pm »

Bump.
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2016, 09:44:53 pm »

"Why does it look so.... kinky
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2016, 10:01:42 pm »

"There's... So many Chunks. Oh my word!"
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2016, 10:17:21 pm »

"It's like an orange, isn't it."
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2016, 10:27:31 pm »

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All the replies were great. Welcome to the game.

You are sitting at your place in the French 1 classroom. The narrow room is horribly under-furnished.
A row of five desks is shoved between the peeling parchment-like walls.
There is a whiteboard at front of the classroom, with a poorly-placed analog clock fastened in its center.
Presumably, there is a back wall behind the over-sized, over-loaded bookshelves.
There is a small window near the bookshelves, left open to invite fresh air. (As if the giant, vertical ventilation shaft weren't enough!)
And that is it.
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2016, 10:29:26 pm »

"Ou est lef prof?"
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Re: Surrealismo: Players Needed!
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2016, 11:10:24 pm »

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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2016, 11:13:26 pm »

"Et, ou est les autres etudiantes?  Je pense qu'il y a plus de quatre etudiantes dans la classe...

Seriously though.  Where is everybody?

This can't be right."
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2016, 11:17:22 pm »

"Et, ou est les autres etudiantes?  Je pense qu'il y a plus de quatre etudiantes dans la classe...

Seriously though.  Where is everybody?

This can't be right."


"We are the people in the class."
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2016, 11:18:22 pm »

"Why are there only four of us?"
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2016, 11:22:26 pm »

"There are four of us in the class. We are the Leaders."
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2016, 11:24:41 pm »

"Pomme de terre."
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Re: Surrealismo: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2016, 09:00:05 am »

You are sitting at your place in the French 1 classroom. The narrow room is horribly under-furnished.
A row of five desks is shoved between the peeling parchment-like walls.

Correction: There are five desks. One for each of you.
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