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Author Topic: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.  (Read 3402 times)

Tomasque

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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2016, 12:23:47 am »

Ah bon?
Eh.
Leave it be.
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"Rolling woolen hills: like frozen waves."

Inspect the ventilation shaft. Afterwards, look at the books on the bookshelf.
The opening is narrow, like the room, and almost as long as it. A heavy grate covers it entirely. The vent is seven feet off the ground, and protrudes slightly from the ceiling. Climbing it is clearly not an option.
Looking into the vent, you feel its constant, chilly draft on you face.
As for the piles of books, they consist of hundreds of copies of the same three textbooks: French 1, French 2, and French 8.


I run around the mock solar system with arms out like an airplane, making airplane sounds while doing so.
The space inside the furnace is too small to run around in.

The air in the classroom has grown noticeably colder.


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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2016, 11:24:01 am »

Bump.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2016, 11:25:50 am »

Open the door to the classroom.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2016, 12:03:10 pm »

Blow a breath of air. I want to see my breath
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2016, 12:25:04 pm »

Open the door to the classroom.
Door? There is no door.

Blow a breath of air. I want to see my breath
Thankfully, the classroom is not that cold. Yet.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2016, 12:25:40 pm »

I assume that there is also no spoon.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2016, 12:42:53 pm »

No. I refuse to spoon.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2016, 01:51:02 pm »

"The sacrifice of mortals; supplication to the amusement of the Gods."

Take one of the French Textbooks and chuck it into the furnace. Look for some button or lever that operates the furnace's mechanisms.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2016, 09:13:14 am »

Take one of the French Textbooks and chuck it into the furnace. Look for some button or lever that operates the furnace's mechanisms.
Long story short: Heat!

I assume that there is also no spoon.
No. I refuse to spoon.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2016, 10:07:46 am »

Reference:Fly over Tomasque's head, making cackling noises.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2016, 10:17:11 am »

Throw the solar system into the furnace now.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2016, 09:44:12 pm »

Reference:Fly over Tomasque's head, making cackling noises.
((Sorry. I was too busy pondering the MATRIX of choices and consequences that could have occurred had you spent that post advancing the plot instead of making an outdated reference.))

Throw the solar system into the furnace now.
((The solar system was in the furnace in the first place, but whatever, you just watch it burn.))
As you leaning in to get a better look, a shrill crescendo emanates from one of the soap-blobs. It is a chorus of the most desperate screams: "Help!"
It dies out quickly.
You are now horrified.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2016, 10:55:34 pm »

See if there is a way down from the window to the outside world.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2016, 11:32:35 pm »

Er...Turn the clock backwards.  Attempt to un-turn the heater.  And remove the solar system.
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Re: Surrealismo: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2016, 09:04:08 am »

Er...Turn the clock backwards.  Attempt to un-turn the heater.  And remove the solar system.
Rewinding the clock would mean seeing what is written on the board. Are you sure?

See if there is a way down from the window to the outside world.
The window is only three feet of the ground outside. The hardest part of the climb would be having to squeeze through the window, which is doable.
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