Also, I noticed the Fallout reference in the name of Dogmeat.
Not actually a reference. To Fallout, anyway. It's a reference to my own life, where I often refer to my dog as "Doggermeat". No, that's not his name.
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OOOIn other news, apparently the font "
courier" is good for ASCII.
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SUDDEN DEATHNull Nevermore was pretty irritated. Mainly because nobody was dying. Partially because a few thousand Thrakors just barged in on him and Nowhere while they were discussing the merits of creating a Deck of Many Things and sealing the power of a few gods in it. They were dealt with. But the nobody was dying problem had not yet been dealt with.
There were plenty of options for dealing with that problem.
Option one. Dump more people into the arena. Clearly that would result in them dying faster.
Option two. Give everybody more powerful loot. Watch explosions.
Option three. Add in some sort of thing to make it more difficult to avoid not killing people.
Or option four. And Null's favorite. ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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And Genghis Khan, for good measure.
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With that, a giant pillar of light descended upon the center of the map.
First to descend was
Scyrothe.He landed, confused. It wasn't quite his time yet... why was he here? (1-2=-1)(tier: -5(welp))
And a staff with a strange purple crystal tip, carved of winding roots, fell into his hands.
(1+6(MND)=7) The staff mentally thwacked him... and Scyrothe began to see, but not see... his sight of the present would be weakened if he wasn't so mentally resilient. But he could handle the effects.
He began to see... the future. Maddening. (Note: consecutive penalties: each turn, an additional -1 to the MND roll will be added on)
Next to descend was
Flashyn.Her many eyes surveyed the area around her.
She didn't want to go down. It looked... dangerous.
But descend she did. (2+2=4)(tier: 0) A spike- iron- fell into her hands. She was going to need it.
Flabort, a mighty wizard(with his preparations, which he had none of currently) descended also. He was also a skeleton.
(5+2=7)(tier: 3) And he was wearing a vest. Huh.
Finally, the last of them landed. It was a monk.
Wu Wo-Lin landed with grace and power upon the center of the map. (3)(Tier: -1) He was holding a brick. Huh again.
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Then Null Nevermore spoke a word. And cut the air. And with that, the loot dimension opened, and poured forth one more item to everybody.
Ira (2)(tier: -2+4=2) felt a grenade of some kind drop into his hands. Did he kill someone accidentally? Or...
Johnathan the Invincible (4+1=5)(tier: 1+4=5) was also holding a grenade. The Holy Hand Grenade.
The Roach (4-2=2)(tier: -2+4=2) was wearing a pair of headphones. And he couldn't hear anything. (congrats. You just got the perfect protection against logic attacks. Which you don't need.)
The Exterminator (3)(tier: -1+4=3) was wearing a green hood. The Roach found it harder to focus on him, but still quite doable.
Ferdinando Alino (5+2=7)(tier: 3+4=7) was holding a purple stone. It... had some... power within it.
Mage Guy (1+2=3)(tier: -1+4=3) got... a key. Dangit.
Scyrothe (1-2=-1)(tier: -5+4=-1) got... a super soaker. Dangit times two.
Flashyn (3+2=5)(tier: 1+4=5) noticed something hovering around her- a shield. A kite shield, to be precise. It didn't get in her way... maybe it was helping her?
Flabort (4+2=6)(tier: 2+4=6) noticed, finally, that he was within a vehicle.
This.
Wu Wo-Lin was totally forgotten by the GM (5)(tier: 1+4=5) was also holding a minigun. Soon all would fall before him...
Welcome to Sudden Death. Please actually kill people this time.
Status: DIE
BLIND(If I want to give you a penalty for this, don't argue unless it's nonsense and a few other players agree with you).
Severely Cut Up Arms(-2 to TRG for ranged attacks, -1 to TRG for melee attacks using arms)
Spear Tip In Chest(-1 to TGH rolls, -1 to DEX rolls)
Stats:
Strength: 6
Dexterity: -6
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 6
Speed: -6
Mind: 0
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0
Stuff:
A gold goblet gauntlet. It looks as though it was smashed with 8 damage into someone's head.
A small plastic bag full of peppermints.
A Star Wars battle droid. Head crushed. Has a laser rifle.
A somewhat large bird.
(not loot) Slightly handheld auto cannon. If he wasn't so strong, it might be a pain to use. (damage: 1d8+2) Heaviness(3).
A grenade of some kind.
Status: DIE
AGH(-2 all physical rolls)
CRUNCHED(-1 to dodge rolls)
Stats:
Strength:-6
Dexterity:6
Targeting:-6
Toughness:6
Speed:6
Mind:6
Fate Points:-6
Loot Luck:-6
Stuff:
A red cape. Not your loot, but loot regardless.
(not loot) A Psionic Amplification Helmet. Can be used for psionic attacks. Worn.
Perfect sound blocking headphones.
Status: DIE
Strangling Ferdinando Alino(-3 to dodge for both of you)
Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 0
Targeting: 0
Toughness: -2
Speed: -2
Mind: 4
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6
Stuff:
A combat knife.
3 attack dogs.
(not loot) A "cross-dimensional transponder".
(not loot) Anti Toughness Herb
A key of some kind.
Status: DIE
Stats:
Strength: -2
Dexterity: 6
Targeting: 6
Toughness: -6
Speed: 6
Mind: -6
Fate Points: -4
Loot Luck: 0
Stuff:
A red superhero cape. Not worn.
(not loot) A metal club.
(not loot) A large tooth, the size of his arm.
A green hood. Worn.
-4 Fate Points. May be used by the GM at any time...
Status: DIE
Hands tied together, firmly.
Legs tied together, not as firmly but good enough.
STRANGLED(by Mage Guy)(roll TGH each turn, at -1 for each passing turn. Versus Mage Guy's STR. Also -3 to dodge.)
Cut up leg(-2 to SPD)
Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength(lifting things, carrying things, smashing things, brute force damaging things): 0
Dexterity(dodging things, acrobatic things, finesse force damaging things): -6
Targeting(with attacks, targeting things): -3
Toughness(surviving things, surviving damaging things): 6
Speed(running past things, getting good rolls on the init thing): 3
Mind(using magic things, resisting mental things): -6
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6
Stuff:
Mech Emergency Kit(self-powered power tools, rations, cross-dimensional transponder)
A purple stone.
Status: DIE
Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: +6
Targeting: +4
Toughness: +6
Speed: -6
Mind: -6
Fate Points: -1
Loot Luck: +3
Stuff:
A little girl with padded gloves.
(not your loot) A crystal tipped spear.
Holy Hand Grenade.
-1 Fate Point. May be used by the GM at any time.
Status: DIE
Stats:
Strength: ---
Dexterity: +++
Targeting: +
Toughness: --
Speed:+
Mind:++++++
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: ------
Stuff:
A staff of winding roots(will give visions of the future using MND rolls, each turn there is a consecutive penalty of -1 per turn to said roll)
A super soaker.
Status: DIE
Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 4
Targeting: 4
Toughness: -4
Speed: 0
Mind: 0
Fate Points: -4
Loot Luck: 6
Stuff:
Iron spike.
A hovering kite shield.
-4 Fate Points(may be used by the GM at any time)
Status: DIE
Stats:
Strength: ------
Dexterity: ----
Targeting: ++
Toughness: ++
Speed: ----
Mind: ++++
Fate:
Loot Luck: ++++++
Stuff:
A vest.
A Sisu Nasu(driving).
Status: DIE
Stats:
Strength: +3
Dexterity: +2
Targeting: +1
Toughness: +2
Speed: +1
Mind: -4
Fate Points: -5
Loot Luck: 0
Stuff:
A brick.
A minigun(ten turns of ammo left). Heaviness(2)
Status: CONQUER ALL THOSE BEFORE YOU
Stats:
Strength: +8
Dexterity: +7
Targeting: 0
Toughness: +6
Speed: +3
Mind: 6
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0
Stuff:
(not loot) Short bow, 20 arrows.
(not loot) Mongol raiding sword.
Actions... later.
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