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[heydude6]

I can only assume it's trans porn then.

No, it's not porn. You're actually five-eighths correct, though. As my specific denial suggests, it is trans. And the reason that I wouldn't want to share it is that the genre contains a disproportionate amount of porn. But I don't know. The internet is weird. People probably don't care that much.

Means it doesn't break the forum rules, means you pretty much have to share it now.

Hey, don’t be too hasty. It might be ponies.

[hector13]

I can only assume it's trans porn then.

No, it's not porn. You're actually five-eighths correct, though. As my specific denial suggests, it is trans. And the reason that I wouldn't want to share it is that the genre contains a disproportionate amount of porn. But I don't know. The internet is weird. People probably don't care that much.

Means it doesn't break the forum rules, means you pretty much have to share it now.

Hey, don’t be too hasty. It might be ponies.

Might be raging No Man’a Sky ponies

[Eschar]

Apparently, DF inspires a lot of philosophical thought.

That's not the mildly sad part. The mildly sad part is that all philosophical discussions of DF on Bay12 turn into discussions about quantum mechanics or the implications of the simulation hypothesis. Some, apparently, do so after only two posts.

[scourge728]

That..... does seem to happen quite a lot actually

[KittyTac]

Apparently, DF inspires a lot of philosophical thought.

That's not the mildly sad part. The mildly sad part is that all philosophical discussions of DF on Bay12 turn into discussions about quantum mechanics or the implications of the simulation hypothesis. Some, apparently, do so after only two posts.

Mostly because the discussions are usually started by highly misguided people who overestimate the complexity of DF, and then the discussion kind of runs out.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

No, there’s a third topic - morality/solipsism.

I can only assume it's trans porn then.

No, it's not porn. You're actually five-eighths correct, though. As my specific denial suggests, it is trans. And the reason that I wouldn't want to share it is that the genre contains a disproportionate amount of porn. But I don't know. The internet is weird. People probably don't care that much.

Means it doesn't break the forum rules, means you pretty much have to share it now.

I’m going to regret this, but what the hell. I might as well get over my fears.

Spoiler: oversharing perhaps, but IFAPIFAD (click to show/hide)

I have a really strange reason for reading these. I’m trying to establish “people change gender” as a trope to my mind so I can use it in my dreams when I’m not the gender I want to be in my dreams. (If something is a known trope, then I can apply it in a dream or it might happen automatically. I can’t usually reach full lucidity, but I can shape dreams slightly.)

(And to be honest, another reason is just that I like fantasizing about all my problems being magically fixed. It’s not that healthy so I don’t like admitting it.)

[Arx]

when any shop or restaurant advertises a food as "medium hot"

medium. truly the most mild of spice. it means "spice your grandmother wouldn't notice". unless it's advertised as "SUPER MEGA MAXIMUM SPICE CHILLIES EXTREME" with chilli peppers and motifs of fire all over the menu/packaging. then it may actually be spicy enough to notice.

i don't know why they market spicy food to people who don't like spice.

I don't eat super spicy food often, so medium spice does actually normally do a number on me. You may be finding that your spiciness calibration is off.

Or the shop is bad at labeling, which happens too.

[KingofstarrySkies]

mild is a cowardly spice level and should just be called 'normal' or 'baby' for the people who consume it, the fiends

[Kagus]

My girlfriend's much younger half-sister is mortally afraid of spiciness, and will kick up a fit if she believes there's a chance of even just some uncommonly picante paprika located next to her food.

Her dad's from New Delhi. She shames her genetics.

[KingofstarrySkies]

she sounds like a cranky picky little shit

[JoshuaFH]

I thought people from India loved spiciness.

Pretty sure that's not racist.

[Imic]

I am an absurdly picky eater to the point of my diet mostly consisting of plain bread, porridge, and cheese, but I’ll eat basically anything spicy without a care in the world. This... Individual... Sounds... Weird.

[Kagus]

she sounds like a cranky picky little shit

Mostly just extremely, uncontrollably energetic. And attention-hungry.

She's the only one in that family who hasn't received a diagnosis of ADHD yet, and she's also the only one where there is absolutely no doubt.

Except for her mom, who maintains that since she hasn't received a diagnosis for it (due to never having been tested for it), she therefore cannot have it. While explaining this, the daughter in question has loudly rambled out some extended paragraph that changed topics three times mid-sentence and she hasn't taken a breath yet. While standing on her head. And trying to touch opposite walls with her feet.

I thought people from India loved spiciness.

Pretty sure that's not racist.

India's also a pretty big place, and some areas are more spicy-oriented than others. Rule of thumb is that the farther south you go, the spicier the food gets. New Delhi is pretty far north, but I believe there are some culinary snippets that emphasize spiciness... Don't quite recall.

And honestly, when I was in Hyderabad (south/medium-south), I was surprised at how few dishes there were that actually tingled my spice buds. Most of the curries and mixes and whatnot were extraordinarily tasty, but I at least didn't notice much, if any, hot-spiciness.

Goa was also supposed to have spicy food, but if they really do have it then they were doing a great job of hiding it from us. Everything was just potatoes, with some more potatoes, and a little bit of slightly-sweetened potatoes. Meh. Apparently Mumbai has got some nice spice, but we never made it that far.

[KingofstarrySkies]

please kill all picky eaters on planet earth

there is a hard limit to how picky you're allowed to be- you can have a few foods you don't like and won't eat but thats it

ex: i wont eat beans and i dont like eggs on their own

[Kagus]

please kill all picky eaters on planet earth

there is a hard limit to how picky you're allowed to be- you can have a few foods you don't like and won't eat but thats it

ex: i wont eat beans and i dont like eggs on their own

My friend's girlfriend/ex/ex-ex once famously told him "I'm not picky, you're just not normal"