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[Kagus]

Dang. Lifeweb doesn't seem to work for me at all. Guess TG it is, then.    

Tried both servers? I mean, sometimes it really does just shit itself, and sometimes Ivan sees a little too much krokodil, but sometimes you just need to try later/try the other one.

I don't think anything fixes the soiler's diagonal death stair curse though.

[KingofstarrySkies]

if, when starting it, the screen remains black for minutes, just be patient- it's downloading stuff

[Rowanas]

I realised that funk hasn't existed for most of history - Moses parted the red sea without funk, Jesus did not worm his way into the Garden of Gethsemane.  Just imagine what Vivaldi could've done with a spot of slap bass.

And so too am I sad that, much as the Romans imagined that their empire would last forever, so to do we imagine that we have conquered funk.  In hundreds of years from now, some fool will look back on us and remark "How sad it is that they sent spaceships to Mars without the blessing of hyperfunk."

[Kagus]

I think I managed a whole minute of "costume rehearsal" (checking to make sure I haven't missed anything important) without a wardrobe malfunction. And then I lost a cufflink.

Also, it turns out that I have indeed missed something important, but that's the shoes and it's not like I'm about to shell out $100+ for a pair of shoes I'll use once.

[Caz]

when any shop or restaurant advertises a food as "medium hot"

medium. truly the most mild of spice. it means "spice your grandmother wouldn't notice". unless it's advertised as "SUPER MEGA MAXIMUM SPICE CHILLIES EXTREME" with chilli peppers and motifs of fire all over the menu/packaging. then it may actually be spicy enough to notice.

i don't know why they market spicy food to people who don't like spice.

[Egan_BW]

Because there exist people who like less spice than you do, shockingly.
The fried chicken place near here has a "medium" that's actually very hot.

[scriver]

what's weird is that nobody likes their food cold

[Yoink]

if, when starting it, the screen remains black for minutes, just be patient- it's downloading stuff

Lies

when any shop or restaurant advertises a food as "medium hot"

medium. truly the most mild of spice. it means "spice your grandmother wouldn't notice". unless it's advertised as "SUPER MEGA MAXIMUM SPICE CHILLIES EXTREME" with chilli peppers and motifs of fire all over the menu/packaging. then it may actually be spicy enough to notice.

i don't know why they market spicy food to people who don't like spice.

The real question here is why you were purchasing a food item that was labelled as only "medium hot". Wimp.   

[hector13]

what's weird is that nobody likes their food cold

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I’m not going to do it, however much I want to.

[scriver]

Did I outwit myself again?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

I can only assume it's trans porn then.

No, it's not porn. You're actually five-eighths correct, though. As my specific denial suggests, it is trans. And the reason that I wouldn't want to share it is that the genre contains a disproportionate amount of porn. But I don't know. The internet is weird. People probably don't care that much.

[hector13]

Did I outwit myself again?

Well, I mean, food which is designed to be consumed frozen or otherwise unheated isn’t particularly good when you eat it not-cold.

I was going to provide examples, but I like this explanation better. I was basically just saying I wasn’t going to engage in pedantry even though I really like to :p

[Yoink]

I thought you were talkin' 'bout cake or ice cream or sandwiches or somethin'.   

[Rose]

I can only assume it's trans porn then.

No, it's not porn. You're actually five-eighths correct, though. As my specific denial suggests, it is trans. And the reason that I wouldn't want to share it is that the genre contains a disproportionate amount of porn. But I don't know. The internet is weird. People probably don't care that much.

Means it doesn't break the forum rules, means you pretty much have to share it now.

[Doomblade187]

I can only assume it's trans porn then.

No, it's not porn. You're actually five-eighths correct, though. As my specific denial suggests, it is trans. And the reason that I wouldn't want to share it is that the genre contains a disproportionate amount of porn. But I don't know. The internet is weird. People probably don't care that much.

Means it doesn't break the forum rules, means you pretty much have to share it now.

Those are da rulessss.