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[Yoink]

Whoops, accidentally played computer games instead of sleeping.
Now there's a classic problem I haven't had in a while.

[Eric Blank]

I went and woke my father up two hours ahead of time because I couldn't figure out why we werent getting power from the generator when I ran it. I tried all the reset switches I knew, checked that everything was plugged in, etc. Then he went out there and pressed a different reset switch, which did the trick. All because I didn't look.

Why does one outlet have three different reset switches!?

[Yoink]

Augh, I'm tired. Just got home from work and I wanna do stuff, but. Ugh. Tired.
Maybe I need beer.

[alexandertnt]

The Indian food I had was not sufficiently hot enough. I can't work out how to ask for food to be extra hot, ridiculous descriptions like "impossibly hot" or "inedibly spicy" do not appear to work.

[Shook]

The Indian food I had was not sufficiently hot enough. I can't work out how to ask for food to be extra hot, ridiculous descriptions like "impossibly hot" or "inedibly spicy" do not appear to work.

Clearly, you just need to ask with more ham!

"WAITER, WHEN I CONSUME THIS FOOD, I WANT THE BURNING FIRES OF HELL TO ERUPT FROM MY MOUTH IN AN INFERNO OF PAIN AND ANGUISH. WHEN I GET HOME, I WANT TO BE SHITTING OUT THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR PLANET. TOMORROW, I WANT TO BE IN TEARS BECAUSE OF MY FLESH HAVING BEEN CONSUMED BY THE INTENSE HOTNESS OF THE DISH YOU ARE ABOUT TO SERVE ME. DO NOT HOLD BACK."

Maybe that'd work? :v

[IcyTea31]

Just bring a bottle of pure capsicum with you wherever you go. Toss in a few drops and mix. That'll fix it all.

Note: don't actually do this. Pure capsaicin is quite toxic.

Russian Roulette variant sometimes played by the Finnish chili community: players minus one salt crystals and one pure capsaicin crystal are placed on a plate. Everyone licks a finger, touches one of the crystals with that finger, then licks it again. Unlike regular Russian Roulette, the losers are unlikely to die, but they probably wish they would.

[TheBiggerFish]

The Indian food I had was not sufficiently hot enough. I can't work out how to ask for food to be extra hot, ridiculous descriptions like "impossibly hot" or "inedibly spicy" do not appear to work.

Clearly, you just need to ask with more ham!

"WAITER, WHEN I CONSUME THIS FOOD, I WANT THE BURNING FIRES OF HELL TO ERUPT FROM MY MOUTH IN AN INFERNO OF PAIN AND ANGUISH. WHEN I GET HOME, I WANT TO BE SHITTING OUT THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR PLANET. TOMORROW, I WANT TO BE IN TEARS BECAUSE OF MY FLESH HAVING BEEN CONSUMED BY THE INTENSE HOTNESS OF THE DISH YOU ARE ABOUT TO SERVE ME. DO NOT HOLD BACK."

Maybe that'd work? :v

Somehow I think it would.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

The Indian food I had was not sufficiently hot enough. I can't work out how to ask for food to be extra hot, ridiculous descriptions like "impossibly hot" or "inedibly spicy" do not appear to work.

Do they use the Scoville scale of heat measurement?

[Tawa]

My sister keeps watching this ridiculous Ghost Adventures show on the Travel Channel, which appears to be about twentysomething men she finds attractive going to old houses with white noise generators and construing every gust of wind and vaguely word-sounding bit of noise as proof that ghosts exist. That's bad enough, but what really bothers me is that she cranks the volume up ridiculously high, and every time the show comes back from a commercial break there's this ear-splitting "SCREEEEEEEEEE" noise and it's annoying as all hell.

[Shook]

I'd say that veers into legitimate "TURN IT DOWN" territory, because that kind of volume is why we have headphones in order to contain the damage. :v

also fuork

heartburn and nerves flipping the fuck out over tomorrow being the last whole day before folk high school

I AM AGITATED AND RESTLESS

[alexandertnt]

I will probably just have to bring my own chilli sauce in or something, now I have to find an appropriate sauce.

The new Doom demo performs so inconsistently for me, at some points it runs quite well, others it runs <1fps. I wanted to try it out too...

EDIT: nvm, changed graphics API to Vulkan and it now performs several times better (holy shit it runs so much better).

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

What capsaisin level do you like?

[alexandertnt]

What capsaisin level do you like?

I don't know on any scale, but I have yet to eat anything "too hot" (despite trying).

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Ghost peppers?

[Folly]

Misleading thread title. I clicked in here with the entirely reasonable expectation of seeing sexy animals. Now I'm mildly sad.