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[Yoink]

I don't think anyone would want to look at my poop...

Turned out to be an unexpectedly brief poop, anyway. Only about four or five pages' worth.

[itisnotlogical]

The KVS is fixed... Kinda. The controls for one panel control the other, and vice versa. Repairs TBA. And on the day those got fixed, the beverage machine for drive thru broke, a fry vat broke, the ice cream machine broke and we ran out of the coffee drink people like.

Also, the steel floor in the freezer is warped, making a tripping hazard. Even the computer in the break room with all the training videos is broken.

I hate this place. I wish I didn't need the money, and I wish I hated my co-workers so I'd feel justified and not guilty in quitting.

[chaotic skies]

Really want to learn Spanish. Always been interested. Thought I'd take it as an elective this year. Nope, required study hall, and I'm not quitting band to learn Spanish. Stupid school. I lied to myself when I said I'd teach myself; I won't, don't have enough motivation from just myself. I need to stop thinking about stuff. No wonder I don't do anything I want to do. I always psyche myself out.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

My apartment is swarming with flies. I have no clue where they're all coming from, I keep the place clean, I don't leave anything rotting in the trash or anything, but suddenly today there's dozens of them all over. I can't kill them fast enough, it's truly irritating.

Have you checked the air conditioning ducts for rotting masses? You could have a dead mouse or something.

[Shook]

humm

So i'm glad that it's possible to opt out of certain parts of the intro days due to my bowel issues, but on the other hand, i'm missing out on fun and games (... and a potentially horrid night sleeping in the same room as 35 other people). I mean, sure, i'll be able to connect with people anyways, but... Man, i didn't think i'd ever get around to feeling lonely, even if it's just a little bit. I also miss my family a bit, but thankfully we're really not that far away from each other, and there are plenty of ways for me to communicate with them. Ah well.

[Shook]

GUYS YOU'RE FORCING ME TO DO THIS

There is indeed free wifi here in my living place thing, but it's SO UNSTABLE. I don't know if it's some shit who's lapping up all the bandwidth or something, but anything requiring a stable internet connection is currently hopeless. :<

[IronTomato]

I just went to get a physical for the first time in forever, and I had to get five different shots in under a minute. My arms feel weird and are currently covered in bandaid.

After the two nurses were done (simultaneously) injecting me with various shit, I asked them if I could have a lollipop. Apparently they don't give out lollipops where we were.

Spoiler: Manly TMI (click to show/hide)

Also, I had shrinkage while the guy was examining me. I didn't say anything but my ego secretly was damaged.

[Deboche]

Turned out to be an unexpectedly brief poop, anyway. Only about four or five pages' worth.

That's not a brief poop though. I heard Kevin Smith say in a podcast that he had an anal fissure which apparently is very common. So if you ever get numb legs from pooping you need to change your pooping habits. Anal fissure. Think about that for a second.

[itisnotlogical]

There is one stall in the bathroom at work. I need it. It's occupied, and has been for minutes.

[BlackHeartKabal]

There is one stall in the bathroom at work. I need it. It's occupied, and has been for minutes.

Throw a roll of TP inside. Works for me.

[Arcvasti]

There is one stall in the bathroom at work. I need it. It's occupied, and has been for minutes.

There was a point in my school's renovations where this was true for the entire school[Teen vandals yay~!].

...

Those were dark days.

[Eric Blank]

Another day of being frustrated by loneliness while listening happy young couples chatting gleefully.

And its fucking hot outside to boot.

[Frumple]

There's like... ten, fifteen pounds or better of chocolate and chocolate derived products in this house, now. Probably more.

And one of the medications I'm on is a stimulant. I.e. I'm supposed to avoid other stimulants, lest the heart or somethin' explodes. Stimulants like caffeine. Which is in chocolate.

It's a helluva' thing to be disgruntled by, but I zogging love chocolate, can't really eat it, and now have, like. Several months supply in the house. The pain is less when it's not here ;_;

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Got a stomach bug. Am feeling pretty bad now.

[hops]

Another day of being frustrated by loneliness while listening happy young couples chatting gleefully.

And its fucking hot outside to boot.

* [Cinder flirting intensifies]