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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9165 on: December 02, 2018, 06:15:08 pm »

It is depressing how violence baguettes violence ):
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9166 on: December 02, 2018, 06:17:25 pm »

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It is depressing how violence baguettes violence ):
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9167 on: December 04, 2018, 10:17:58 am »

C'est la vie, C'est la guerre, C'est la pomme de terre.

Translation - That's life, that's war, that's a potato!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9168 on: December 04, 2018, 10:20:30 am »

That's amoreeee

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9169 on: December 04, 2018, 10:32:06 am »

No, that's amoraaaay
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9170 on: December 04, 2018, 10:39:42 am »

Sacre bl-euuuuuuuuu
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9171 on: December 04, 2018, 11:56:02 am »

Omelette du fromage!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9172 on: December 04, 2018, 01:29:10 pm »

It really does seem like there's been a widespread trend of far-right polarization these past few years... Might just be media bias

Which media outlets are far right? Only the ones owned by the rich.

So, uh...bad news.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9173 on: December 04, 2018, 01:31:22 pm »

Yeah so...I'm talking to those guys. Still looking for one who doesn't have a Front National membership card.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9174 on: December 04, 2018, 02:00:29 pm »

UK parliament gets more involved in Brexit. Previously concealed legal stuffs concerning the "Deal" also to be revealed tomorrow.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9175 on: December 04, 2018, 02:10:17 pm »

UK parliament gets more involved in Brexit. Previously concealed legal stuffs concerning the "Deal" also to be revealed tomorrow.
11th of December is the date to put in the diaries. The government has been found in contempt of parliament, which I don't remember happening ever. Spicy. On the 11th the House of Commons will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal. God knows what'll happen, as much as I'm hoping the House of Commons will strike the deal down, 3/4 of MPs supported Remain. Leave can rely on the Tory backbencher rebels and Jezza's brigade, but that's likely not nearwhere enough. There is also however a possibility that a lot of the centrist MPs are going to strike the deal down, under the expectation that it'll trigger a general election and/or a second referendum. It's too early to say for sure, but it's gonna be spicy

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Woah Nigel resigned from the UKIP party altogether. Not terribly relevant, but still interesting
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9176 on: December 04, 2018, 02:14:32 pm »

It is my suspicion that the deal will be rejected, though of course hard to say.

I did enjoy the bit in the PM's debate where Northern Irish politicians marked their territory. That was, as you would say, "spicy."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9177 on: December 04, 2018, 02:20:44 pm »

It is my suspicion that the deal will be rejected, though of course hard to say.

I did enjoy the bit in the PM's debate where Northern Irish politicians marked their territory. That was, as you would say, "spicy."
I like how the DUP were all "thanks for the £1B but you can't buy our votes." Theresa May got played like a damn fiddle lmao

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9178 on: December 04, 2018, 02:24:18 pm »

Hey, I've said it before and I'll say it again. The DUP have - for the first time - made me glad I voted for them. Without them, who knows what wacky ideas May would have for NI. No offence to any one from Great Britain here, but mainlanders are notorious for understanding less than even the continentals about Northern Ireland.

Ofttimes I wonder if it's self imposed ignorance. I recall one memorable Scottish fellow who, when I mentioned the main city in Northern Ireland, said "Oh! You've been to Dublin?"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9179 on: December 04, 2018, 02:25:22 pm »

UK parliament gets more involved in Brexit. Previously concealed legal stuffs concerning the "Deal" also to be revealed tomorrow.
11th of December is the date to put in the diaries. The government has been found in contempt of parliament, which I don't remember happening ever. Spicy. On the 11th the House of Commons will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal. God knows what'll happen, as much as I'm hoping the House of Commons will strike the deal down, 3/4 of MPs supported Remain. Leave can rely on the Tory backbencher rebels and Jezza's brigade, but that's likely not nearwhere enough. There is also however a possibility that a lot of the centrist MPs are going to strike the deal down, under the expectation that it'll trigger a general election and/or a second referendum. It's too early to say for sure, but it's gonna be spicy

I suspect that some Leave MPs may be inclined to vote against the bill because they view it as effectively worthless from the point of view of Leaving, while some Remain MPs might want to take it because the alternative is likely to be a no-deal Brexit which they want even less
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