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[Teneb]

Corporate Partnership?

Are subsidiaries the kids then?

[SaberToothTiger]

i await corporate incest with glee

[Rowanas]

Corporate Personhood and Corporate Extraterritoriality are the most terrifying aspects of the future we're barrelling headlong towards. I personally hope that if Corporations are legally recognised as people, they have to be invested in an actual living human. That opens the door for Corporate Assassination - You gank the person, the company has to liquidate.

[Loud Whispers]

Liquidate - or reincarnate into the flesh of another living human

[Teneb]

Liquidate - or reincarnate into the flesh of another living human

If you kill the Corporate Avatar, your employer becomes the next Corporate Avatar. That is how mergers will work.

[Rowanas]

It's a bold future, filled with Warriors-esque (the movie) situations with corporate avatars being hunted through the streets by gangs of literal headhunters desperate to make the big merger.

Avataaaars, come out to plaaayeeeaaaayy.

[Loud Whispers]

Chief Avatars of the inCorporated flesh find their worth in the eyes of shareholders measured in how many skulls of their enemies they can pin to the spikes protruding from their business armour

[Rowanas]

Chief Avatars of the inCorporated flesh find their worth in the eyes of shareholders measured in how many skulls of their enemies they can pin to the spikes protruding from their business armour

Business armour, with tieclips that are also ammo clips. The ties themselves are swords, and the collars of their suits have been raised and starched to form impenetrable gorgets.

+1 for this future, i take back everything I said about it being a bad one.

[Doomblade187]

Chief Avatars of the inCorporated flesh find their worth in the eyes of shareholders measured in how many skulls of their enemies they can pin to the spikes protruding from their business armour

Business armour, with tieclips that are also ammo clips. The ties themselves are swords, and the collars of their suits have been raised and starched to form impenetrable gorgets.

+1 for this future, i take back everything I said about it being a bad one.

And then Dillards became an armory.

...

This sounds fun.

[Egan_BW]

Liquidate - or reincarnate into the flesh of another living human

If you kill the Corporate Avatar, your employer becomes the next Corporate Avatar. That is how mergers will work.

What if I have no employer?

[Reelya]

Liquidate - or reincarnate into the flesh of another living human

If you kill the Corporate Avatar, your employer becomes the next Corporate Avatar. That is how mergers will work.

What if I have no employer?

This will be viewed as akin to saying you have no soul.

[scriver]

Untouchables!

[Rowanas]

Liquidate - or reincarnate into the flesh of another living human

If you kill the Corporate Avatar, your employer becomes the next Corporate Avatar. That is how mergers will work.

What if I have no employer?

how does a man have no mother or father? How can you trust a person who says they do not need to eat or breath? To have no employer is to lack that which makes us people!

Alternatively, you become one of the lonely warriors that straddle the battlefields of Corporate Personhood like a colossus - no one knows why some choose the life, nor do they know how one may attain the murderous prowess required to become... a Sole Trader.

[Egan_BW]

Mostly just gotta get real good at murdering corporate masters, I imagine.
Find the Corporate Avatar. Stab it. Absorb all that Corporate Energy not for my company, but for myself only. Drain accounts not into other accounts, but directly into my own wallet. Because I am not beholden to the new Corporate Gods, but only to myself.

[SaberToothTiger]

There can be only one