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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1106105 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3330 on: July 23, 2016, 07:33:25 pm »

It's not very far from the Czech border though, and IIRC CR has one of the laxest gun laws in Europe.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3331 on: July 23, 2016, 07:39:35 pm »

That just means germany has a really, REALLY shitty border police.

Oh wait, this is the EU thread lol
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3332 on: July 23, 2016, 07:48:45 pm »

The answer to people using illegal firearms is obviously dearming law-abiding citizens.
The best way to reduce crime with illegal firearms is actually making all guns completely legal for everyone
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3333 on: July 23, 2016, 08:01:39 pm »

The answer to people using illegal firearms is obviously dearming law-abiding citizens.
The best way to reduce crime with illegal firearms is actually making all guns completely legal for everyone
well it works ok
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3334 on: July 23, 2016, 08:14:02 pm »

The answer to people using illegal firearms is obviously dearming law-abiding citizens.
The best way to reduce crime with illegal firearms is actually making all guns completely legal for everyone
Semantical argument is semantical
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3335 on: July 23, 2016, 08:33:40 pm »

I dunno, I could be an American conservative.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3336 on: July 23, 2016, 08:38:07 pm »

Then you would be an Orange Wizard of the KKK.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3337 on: July 23, 2016, 08:42:09 pm »

Then you would be an Orange Wizard of the KKK.
Because clearly all conservatives support the KKK. Clearly.  ::)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3338 on: July 23, 2016, 08:47:42 pm »

Then you would be an Orange Wizard of the KKK.
Because clearly all conservatives support the KKK. Clearly.  ::)
I was hopeful that would obviously come across as the less-than-serious comment it was. Oh well.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3339 on: July 23, 2016, 08:55:42 pm »

Then you would be an Orange Wizard of the KKK.
Because clearly all conservatives support the KKK. Clearly.  ::)
I was hopeful that would obviously come across as the less-than-serious comment it was. Oh well.
Oh, that was a joke? Sorry. Just annoyed at how ruddy everyone thinks "Conservative? You must be a racist!". And it pisses me off. Apologies for assuming.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3340 on: July 23, 2016, 08:58:06 pm »

Conservatives are the clan of peace

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3341 on: July 23, 2016, 09:09:26 pm »

There's some countries where everyone carries guns

I hear they aren't doing too well

Something about warlords or fear or poverty or something I don't really remember
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3342 on: July 23, 2016, 09:10:53 pm »

That tends to happen when you give guns to peoples who are kind of already killing eachother? Kind of a bad example thar, m8
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3343 on: July 23, 2016, 09:19:51 pm »

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David Duke, former Ku Klux Klan leader, to run for Congress

http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36870438

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3344 on: July 23, 2016, 09:24:51 pm »

Then you would be an Orange Wizard of the KKK.
Because clearly all conservatives support the KKK. Clearly.  ::)
I was hopeful that would obviously come across as the less-than-serious comment it was. Oh well.
Oh, that was a joke? Sorry. Just annoyed at how ruddy everyone thinks "Conservative? You must be a racist!". And it pisses me off. Apologies for assuming.
Nae bo'er, pal.
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