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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3060 on: July 18, 2016, 03:28:50 pm »

So, please tell me, Oh, LW, what immigration policies would have prevented the Nice attack? Sure, refusing to take in refugees would have prevented people like that group arrested in Germany a couple months ago from getting in. But how would that have stopped the Nice attack? What does refugees have to do with this one?
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Step 2: Don't support multiculturalism

Alternatively if you still want enrichment, go back in time and deport foreigners who commit crimes, that way he would've been deported when he first started assaulting people. Or when he got arrested for robbery, or domestic violence, or threats e.t.c.

P.s. Lmao you couldn't even deport all Muslims even if you wanted, no take backsies
Also clarify your terminology and shit, refugees, asylum seekers, immigrants e.t.c. don't blanda them all together. The whole asylum seeker thing where you don't even have borders is hilarious but more for your rapes and other massacres

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3061 on: July 18, 2016, 03:34:56 pm »

Yeah, I'm trying to keep the terminology separate.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3062 on: July 18, 2016, 03:40:25 pm »

It gets highly confusing cos statesmen seem to be enacting one policy fits all sorta deals

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3063 on: July 18, 2016, 03:42:28 pm »

Well, pretty much everyone. It'd almost be worth it having definitions in the OP :p.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3064 on: July 18, 2016, 03:51:35 pm »

Well, pretty much everyone. It'd almost be worth it having definitions in the OP :p.

done (I didn't look them up I just wrote them as I thought would be right. Please correct me if I am wrong or incomplete)
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3065 on: July 18, 2016, 04:18:15 pm »

So, please tell me, Oh, LW, what immigration policies would have prevented the Nice attack? Sure, refusing to take in refugees would have prevented people like that group arrested in Germany a couple months ago from getting in. But how would that have stopped the Nice attack? What does refugees have to do with this one?
Step 1: Go back in time
Step 2: Don't support multiculturalism

Alternatively if you still want enrichment, go back in time and deport foreigners who commit crimes, that way he would've been deported when he first started assaulting people. Or when he got arrested for robbery, or domestic violence, or threats e.t.c.

P.s. Lmao you couldn't even deport all Muslims even if you wanted, no take backsies
Also clarify your terminology and shit, refugees, asylum seekers, immigrants e.t.c. don't blanda them all together. The whole asylum seeker thing where you don't even have borders is hilarious but more for your rapes and other massacres

Er... all of Europe was obviously a fantastic shiny, crime-free utopia before all the filthy brown people came? Come on man...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3066 on: July 18, 2016, 04:41:05 pm »

Ugh, apparently 20 injured in an axe attack on a German train?
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« Reply #3067 on: July 18, 2016, 04:43:31 pm »

Damn. The frequency of attacks in Europe is getting to intifada levels :(

German police reports 3 people are in critical condition, one has been lightly wounded, and 14 people are shocked but unharmed.
The perpetrator has been shot dead while fleeing the scene.
 
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« Reply #3068 on: July 18, 2016, 04:46:37 pm »

Could be just more exposure after the last. No one died there, and we have, like, no idea what, who, or why.

Also, I'm seeing report the Nice attacker was bi. Who would have though gay muslims were such a constituency for ISIS.
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« Reply #3069 on: July 18, 2016, 04:48:44 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3070 on: July 18, 2016, 04:49:49 pm »

Could be just more exposure after the last. No one died there, and we have, like, no idea what, who, or why.

Also, I'm seeing report the Nice attacker was bi. Who would have though gay muslims were such a constituency for ISIS.
It's not impossible that ISIS just claimed the attacker was one of their own to get publicity and more converts.

...has ISIS ever denied that it performed a certain attack?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3071 on: July 18, 2016, 04:51:03 pm »

Could be just more exposure after the last. No one died there, and we have, like, no idea what, who, or why.

Also, I'm seeing report the Nice attacker was bi. Who would have though gay muslims were such a constituency for ISIS.
For a devout muslim Jihad might feel like the only way to repent their sin of homo- / bisexuality. What I said about devout / pious earlier.
You don't want to know how many gay muslims (or christians for that matter) go completely insane (mostly schizophrenia) because of their conflict between sexuality and devotion to God. And ofcourse the rejection by their kin and community.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3072 on: July 18, 2016, 04:54:40 pm »

Er... all of Europe was obviously a fantastic shiny, crime-free utopia before all the filthy brown people came? Come on man...
Nice strawman fam
Stopping the entry of and removing immigrant criminals removes immigrant crime, sadly you can't deport criminal yuropoors (well, unless you're a non-EU Yuropean). Even so, imagine a world where yuropoors didn't desire so much enrichening, I'm sure they would find another way to destroy their own civilizations, they have a talent for that

Import jihadis, get jihad

Unless you are a yuropoor who believes that yuropeans are all filthy criminals, so we should add more criminals for toppest bants.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3073 on: July 18, 2016, 04:55:42 pm »

What we really need is a new Australia to deport all criminals to. Perhaps we could expand the Mars One program.

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands, Turkish Gulen followers are recieving death threats from Erdogan supporters. One man's home was broken into, his name carved in the door with a knife, and the message "we know you live here".

A Turkish-Dutch businessman from Amsterdam got a message on his company's facebook page that 'we are going to spill your blood'.

On pro-Erdogan Turkish sites black lists can be found of companies whose owners sympathise with Gulen, with a rally to boycot.
Turkish mosques (in the Netherlands) have been banning Gulen supporters from entering, at least those mosques which fall under the influence of Diyunet, the Turkish ministry of religion.

Of the four hundred thousand Turks living in the Netherlands, there are a few thousand Gulen supporters.

Dutch police are also investigating the molestation of a cameraman for the national news, who was filming the demonstration held by pro Erdogan supporters in Rotterdam.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3074 on: July 18, 2016, 05:07:44 pm »

Oh yeah, then there are Swedes who I find suspiciously aversed to crime and and shit. Swear down, it was kinda spooky how they nearly created a socialist utopia, an authoritarian regime supported from the grassroots level (what). Creating some sort of spooky efficient welfare state where everyone was happy and lived isolated from how ruthless normal people could be. Like that Swedish prison where the guards all left the door open, and instead of the prisoners escaping they just fucking baked a cake. Yeah they would've solved a hell of a lot of their shit if they never hopped on the enrichment wagon, I don't make jokes cos the world makes them for me, like the Swedish music festival asylum rapists striking right after the police handed out "do not grope" wristbands

How do you turn that into a joke

Or how some 11 y/o Syrian called Osama Krayem participating in a Swedish documentary about how to succeed with integration would grow up to be one of the Brussels bombers
Or how the Swedish riot police had no idea how to respond to their Stockholm riots cos the migrants were throwing rocks at them

The memes write themselves

I wonder if we'll have to put Swedes in some sort of reserve cos they're poorly adapted to survival or something

What we really need is a new Australia to deport all criminals to. Perhaps we could expand the Mars One program.
Send everyone to Germany?
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