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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2235 on: May 25, 2016, 08:08:16 am »

Why should they risk their soldier's lives when they can hire an infidel to fight and die for them?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2236 on: May 25, 2016, 08:09:40 am »

since when are UAE "infidels"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2237 on: May 25, 2016, 10:28:38 am »

since when are UAE "infidels"

The aussie they hire would be. But Vilanat, do you seriously suggest that SA give a single damn about shedding muslim blood? Because that's a very, very strange position to hold. But yeah, the Emirate's population is made of 80-90% foreign workers (around a million citizens). It's hardly surprising their military is partly made of foreigners too. If they were only recruiting from their own citizen, they could field at most a few thousands troops.
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« Reply #2238 on: May 25, 2016, 11:54:57 am »

The royals don't care about anyone, muslim or not, as befitting most of those who have been raised a billionaires and above all others.

Nobody in the UAE will shed a tear over Columbian or Australian casualties even if they fought under and for the UAE, however, if a Bani yas member would have been killed it would make the front page in Dubai and Abu dhabi and people will start to seriously question their campaign in Yemen. If a member from a lesser tribe would have died, people will start question the families hirarchies.

Jordan gave a nice precedent. Nobody questioned the participation against ISIS nor mentioned if an American killed at it but the second a jordanian pilot went down, the MB affiliates started a heavy and popular campaign to pull out, while questioning the King's authority, That's why he immediately went taking photos in a flight dress.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2239 on: May 26, 2016, 02:34:21 am »

Yeah, make sense. Same reason the US is so fond of security contractors too.
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« Reply #2240 on: May 26, 2016, 04:27:33 am »

Is there anyone else that feels that Hillary sounds like a parrot?

She is always sooooo PC.

She answers questions and speeches like the stereotypical politician, always saying what is "expected" of her.

I never get the notion that she is actually expressing an opinion.

edit: damn, wanted to post in the american politics thread.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2241 on: May 26, 2016, 04:35:43 am »

Probably should go in the ameripol thread so mainiac can rip into you.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2243 on: May 26, 2016, 01:05:29 pm »

french revolution when
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2244 on: May 26, 2016, 01:19:06 pm »

eat the rich
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2245 on: May 26, 2016, 03:08:16 pm »

It's easy to see why they're so pissed. With the strikes concentrated in the energy and transportation sectors they actually have some leverage too. That they would use the state of emergency following a terrorist attack from months ago to do things like remove protections for workers without Parliamentary approval is pretty worrying.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2246 on: May 26, 2016, 03:37:35 pm »

Tbh it just looks like normal France

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« Reply #2247 on: May 26, 2016, 03:43:10 pm »

Tbh it just looks like normal France
Well, you know, it's not a normal day in France if someone's not being guillotined.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2248 on: May 26, 2016, 04:17:49 pm »

Honestly shit like this should be normal anywhere, not something frowned upon. When was the last time some other big power folk got up in arms about workers rights being stripped or weakened?

This shit right here (the protests and strikes mind, not the shitheads breaking stuff amidst the chaos) is democracy at it's finest, people exerting their will to have their goverment act in their best interests.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2249 on: May 26, 2016, 04:18:36 pm »

Tbh it just looks like normal France
Well, you know, it's not a normal day in France if someone's not being guillotined.
I was referring to the strikes, they only behead people for religion of peace now
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