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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2025 on: May 02, 2016, 08:59:15 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2026 on: May 02, 2016, 09:28:11 am »

Speaking of which, if Trump does get elected, Germany and most of the rest of NATO are going to be on his shit list for failing to contribute enough. 1.2% GDP on military spending is not going to fly with a Trump administration.
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« Reply #2027 on: May 02, 2016, 10:11:07 am »

Speaking of which, if Trump does get elected, Germany and most of the rest of NATO are going to be on his shit list for failing to contribute enough. 1.2% GDP on military spending is not going to fly with a Trump administration.

His 'foriegn policy speech' was full of contradictions, so, what exactly he is actually going to do is a huge questionmark still.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2028 on: May 02, 2016, 10:39:55 am »

Speaking of which, if Trump does get elected, Germany and most of the rest of NATO are going to be on his shit list for failing to contribute enough. 1.2% GDP on military spending is not going to fly with a Trump administration.

His 'foriegn policy speech' was full of contradictions, so, what exactly he is actually going to do is a huge questionmark still.
isn't it obvious

if/when he gets to power, he will go full Putin and eliminate all obstacles on his path of power, like a true King of Eternal Dark'ness.

and there will be people to support him, because they already do support him using all kinds of underhanded rhetorical tricks on his opponents in debates with his only defence being literally "I'm using underhanded tactics, because they give me more chances to win, and I'm telling you that in your faces, because I know you want me to win against the system at any cost"

foreign policy will be a very low concern for him in his first 8 years of Presidency overall, but he'll most likely abandon the remaining Light Posts of Europe due to their friendly attitude towards foreigners
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2029 on: May 02, 2016, 11:18:35 am »

If he gets elected president. the first thing he'll do is sell the US to a Chinese billionaire, doubling his own capital. The second thing he'll do is retire to the Bahamas with lots of Hula girls.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2030 on: May 02, 2016, 11:30:28 am »

Sergarr, London is not occupied by Russian Oligarchs, Russian Oligarchs are absorbed by London, they are become one with the network

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2031 on: May 02, 2016, 03:10:40 pm »

In other news the German Minister of Justice, Heiko Maas, was chased off-stage by an angry mob yesterday. The crowd, presumably AfD supporters, repeatedly shouted "traitor", "traitor to the people", "leftist rat", "we are the people", and so on.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-01/get-out-traitor-german-justice-minister-flees-armored-mercedes-after-angry-protester
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Heiko Maas, the German Minister of Justice, was unable to finish his Labor Day celebration speech on the 1st of May as he was loudly booed and chased off the stage by the German people. The people repeatedly shouted "traitor", "leftist rat", "get out!", "we are the people" and "Maas must go!", eventually getting him to cancel his speech and flee to his armored Mercedes escorted by his armed bodyguards.
At this point I want to proclaim publicly that I, though being part of "the German people", did not take part in this act nor do I approve of it.
He may do stuff I do not approve of either, but I'd hardly call him a "leftist rat" or a "traitor" (which is a term I am wary of either way, given that I do not feel allegiance between us in either direction).

Not to speak of how I believe that calling these protesters "the German people" is as inaccurate as calling the Black Block on other demonstrations on the same day "the German people".

Whoever wrote that obviously is trying to pretend these people are a majority in Germany. They're not.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2016, 01:27:03 am by Antsan »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2032 on: May 02, 2016, 03:45:12 pm »

It's zerohedge. It's like Less Famous Breitbart.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2033 on: May 02, 2016, 05:35:43 pm »

Antsan that's basic bitch rhetoric like the people's party or the democratic party, are you gonna do this every time politicians and their ilk describe themselves in ways that are not accurate, for if so we shall be tangoing to this tune in perpetuity - politicians and their ilk often fear describing themselves honestly lest they deprive themselves of political momentum

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2034 on: May 03, 2016, 01:26:47 am »

Yeah, you're right.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2035 on: May 03, 2016, 02:51:32 am »

Well it's more that you're right, and you're probably going to always be right on this

Political semantics is just as enjoyable as acid eyewash

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2036 on: May 03, 2016, 01:51:54 pm »

More entertaining alt history than if Rome didn't fall- what if Stefan Uroš IV Dušan didn't die in 1355?
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Also, related to EU thread: "Greenpeace leaks TTIP info, in (un)related news TTIP to probably be terminated."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2037 on: May 04, 2016, 06:43:02 am »

Holy shit, Greenpeace actually doing something? And opposing the great harmony? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2038 on: May 04, 2016, 06:50:57 am »

Good.

The ISDS is seriously the worst part about TTIP btw. It will decrease the power of democratically elected governments in favour of the huge multinationals. It will stifle all further lawmaking that has even a remote chance of "hurting" a business.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #2039 on: May 04, 2016, 07:06:09 am »

Powerful democracy is not desired
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