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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1098542 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1875 on: April 25, 2016, 06:55:57 pm »

Here's the original newspaper link, if anyone still has trouble seeing the picture.
http://www.volkskrant.nl/foto/bas-van-der-schot~p3761404/3760185/
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1876 on: April 25, 2016, 07:05:47 pm »

But I don't ik accepteer cookies
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1877 on: April 25, 2016, 07:14:39 pm »

Dutch public newspaper / broadcast service cookies are relatively harmless.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1878 on: April 25, 2016, 07:36:10 pm »

Thank you, OW. It certainly is worth it
The lesson here, martinuzz, is to stop using photobucket immediately. It's TYOOL 2016, and photobucket has been a sad excuse of a photo hosting site since 2006. :(
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1879 on: April 25, 2016, 08:08:03 pm »

Thank you, OW. It certainly is worth it
The lesson here, martinuzz, is to stop using photobucket immediately. It's TYOOL 2016, and photobucket has been a sad excuse of a photo hosting site since 2006. :(
This may explain why my avatar suddenly disappeared.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1880 on: April 25, 2016, 11:32:30 pm »

Thank you, OW. It certainly is worth it
The lesson here, martinuzz, is to stop using photobucket immediately. It's TYOOL 2016, and photobucket has been a sad excuse of a photo hosting site since 2006. :(

What's TYOOL?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1881 on: April 26, 2016, 02:18:54 am »



Isn't it cute? I can understand ignoring Baltic states but Poland? Half of Germans want a common border with Russia?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1882 on: April 26, 2016, 03:06:50 am »

Most Germans hate their army and would like to see it either gone completely or never used at all, more news at 11.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1883 on: April 26, 2016, 03:15:14 am »

"The Year of our Lord", if I had to guess.
Yeah. I've been seeing it used around the internet in that form lately, and I'm pretty glad about it because it always reminds me of the intro animation to Sid Meyer's Colonization from way back in the day every time I use it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1884 on: April 26, 2016, 03:17:11 am »

Huh, interesting. What's public opinion in Germany like on their NATO membership? Would the average German like to break out of the treaty?

"The Year of our Lord", if I had to guess.
Yeah. I've been seeing it used around the internet in that form lately, and I'm pretty glad about it because it always reminds me of the intro animation to Sid Meyer's Colonization from way back in the day every time I use it.
IT'S #CURRENTYEAROFOURLORD
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1885 on: April 26, 2016, 03:42:13 am »

You're wrong. Its like YOLO but switched around
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1886 on: April 26, 2016, 05:41:39 am »

The Turkish chairman of parliament, Ismail Kahraman, has said that TUrkey needs a new, religious constitution, which abolishes secularism.
The chairman is a member of Erdogan's AK party, has been wanting to write a new constitution for a long time now. The old constitution has been written when the army seized control in 1980. Erdogan wants a constitution that gives more authority to the president. But now, removal of secularism has been added to that wishlist.

The AK party has 317 out of 550 seats in parliament. To change the constition, 330 votes are needed, which would mean they need votes from other parties. It is doubtful they will get that support.

The leader of the largest opposition party CHP, Kemal Kilicdaroglu, twittered that "secularism is the most important principle of social peace. Secularism is here to ensure that everyone has religious freedom."

Inb4 Turkey reinstates sharia law and gets kicked out of NATO

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1887 on: April 26, 2016, 05:48:08 am »



Isn't it cute? I can understand ignoring Baltic states but Poland? Half of Germans want a common border with Russia?

Ah, that feeling of inter-European solidarity. It warms the soul.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1888 on: April 26, 2016, 05:51:01 am »

Inb4 Turkey reinstates sharia law and gets kicked out of NATO
If Turkey reinstates sharia law, then it wouldn't be kicked from NATO. Rather, NATO (or at least, its European parts) would be "advised", by European authorities, to "diversify" and include basic knowledge of sharia law as a part of European NATO soldier training.

I mean, at the rate we're currently going (with refugee crisis getting exponentially bigger every, fucking, year), most of the young people in Europe (and young people are manning the army) are going to have some knowledge of sharia law, already.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1889 on: April 26, 2016, 06:07:52 am »

knowledge of sharia law
I think everyone who hasn't been living under a rock for the past few years knows about sharia law and how it's basically barbarism
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