Monthly rate of 72,000 seems likely, as that would be a an annual rate of 864,000 and 800,000 annual is the bare limit of what Germany can handle with reasonable dignity and the resources available to it. It is also a number that would be meaningful to Turkey, whilst 72,000 annual would make no difference either way and 72,000 daily is pointless in the other direction, being no limit. Saying 72,000 without specifying monthly or annual should be a way of keeping Europeans apathetic as 800,000 a year is actually what got them off their behinds for once, and I suppose this is just the next step once the Europeans have got back on the bums with 800,000 Syrians, an open door to 75M Turks and none of the other routes closed and deportation or processing in limbo
It's the same thing every time.
I could probably just post shit we said in 2014 and it'd still be exactly as relevant.
European leaders want more, and find justification afterwards.
It's just boring at this point. It doesn't matter what happens, who dies, who covers up what, who does what in the open, who says what, who does what, it's just the same :
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2016 will be in a nutshell:
-Europeans will explode, maintain everything is fine and carry on whilst growing older and fewer
-Some sex slavery and fatal raping will continue as normal, no one will talk about it except to mention that no one is talking about it.
The police will not do their job and cover it up to maintain social cohesion and stop hatefacts influencing the PO.
Shitposting bloggers will expose it again and then the West will lecture the East on freedom of expression.
-Migrant groups will kill migrant groups, Putin News will talk about how this is the West's fault.
The West will at first deny the killings, then blame itself for being Hitler.
Commentators will demand that the white man be stopped.
-Actual nazis will beat up homeless people and set refugee centres on fire.
The police will be too busy knocking on the doors of Dutch twitpostsers, telling them to cut it out and stop having hatethoughts.
-Another gay Swede will be sarcastically murdered in an ironic fashion by Salafist newSwedes.
After making jokes for 2 days about how the victim was begging for Anaconda, everyone will forget.
-Migration will increase by a few million, just keep adding more numbers because it's just numbers.
Seriously, you like numbers? Have some more.
By the turn of 2017 they will turn out to be underestimations and everyone will pretend to be shocked.
-Stat wizards will find a way to make these big numbers disappear whilst maintaining ever-increasing migration.
Everyone will pretend to be shocked when they turn out to be big numbers.
-The EU will still be stealing all of my fish, and not content with my fish will declare fish war on Eastern Asia for Fukushima Fish, or less radiated stock.
French wild boar will still be radioactive.
-Western Europeans will lecture Southern and Eastern Europeans in how to be progressive and multicultural and threaten them if they don't come into line with the West.
-Politicians will go on TV and tell everyone that everything multicultural and progressive has failed and it must change.
When they go back to work they will maintain course and change nothing
-The Eurozone will not grow enough and Germans will continue to buy gold or purchase assets in London.
The City of London will vanish beneath the Atlantic under the weight of all the gold-backed keks.
-A "Blank X" will be murdered by a "Blank Y" and as revenge, a "Blank Z" will be murdered by a "Blank E."
This will be the fault of "Blank G."
"Blank X" will be blamed by "Blank H", who demands that "Blank L" take "Blank H"'s concern seriously.
-Blankety Banks will do nothing wrong and anyone who says otherwise will get depression and commit suicide.
They will however succeed in purchasing all of Canada's gold in diversifying their assets into forms that can't disappear in a computer.
-Someone will forecast that Russia will collapse this year or the next again.
It won't, but Putin's vodka sales would fall.
-Eurovision will be shit and the judges will fuck up the votes to ensure the singer with the right "message" wins.
Calls to reform the Eurovision contest into a representative democracy will be laughed down as the ravings of racist Polish infiltrators, scared of newPop.
The winner will maximize diversity points and make a message about how new Europe will dominate the world.
-A Western activist will get several dozen refugees killed by drowning, electrocution or Turk.
-Another German television show will have a sociologist demonstrate how helping refugees cures depression.
Yes you, Jim.
You in particular.
-An ISIS cell will be busted after bragging on Twitter about making it into Europe through refugee bants.
Supporters will bake jihad cakes in response, general response will be to post cat pictures.
No one will address their existing network.
-Someone involved in media will be murdered for saying something.
Everyone will stand by in solidarity and fervently demand that we stand by and protect our values!
...And then restrict free speech, blaming the victim for triggering their killer's trigger fingers.
This person will then apologize, but not really. "Sorry, not sorry!"
-The EU will manage to find a power it has not taken yet. It will then attempt to take it.
-A politician will get in trouble for a sex scandal.
-Another politician will get in trouble for a criminal sex scandal.
-Another politician will get in trouble for a criminal sex scandal, but turn out to be innocent after they resign.
-Some Italians will be gifted more Rolexes by Saudis. The Rolexes may be confiscated and disappeared.
-People will say "X did nothing wrong," in response to massive Godwinning against "X" literally being Hitler.
There may end up being multiple "X's" per country.
The Guardian will maintain that Europe is one step away from Concentration camps and Thomas the Tiger Tank Engine.
-No matter who wins the American Presidential Elections, all candidates will maintain that Europe's leadership has failed and America should learn from us.
No matter who says it or what they say, I will probably find a way to agree.
-The new Game of Thrones season will feature Danaerys Sueborn getting nothing done. Stannis the Mannis will be dead, and what is dead may never die.
-The Swiss will ultimately decide against voting to ban comercial banks' ability to create sovereign currency, citing no idea as to what they were voting for as the main reason.
-Someone will make a horrifyingly exaggerated shitpost about Europe that will come true in 2 years.
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