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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1103547 times)

martinuzz

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #525 on: January 28, 2016, 01:35:37 pm »

A 28 year old European citizen was arrested today when trying to check into the hotel New York, in Disneyland Paris. The man resisted being arrested did not resist arrest after metaldetectors went off. His female companion fled, and has not yet been found. In the man's briefcase, two firearms, ammunition, and a Quran were found. The man claims to have carried the firearms for his own safety and protection (uhuh, those nagging kids in line for the rollercoaster are such a big threat indeed).

During the incident, Disneyland Paris has remained open to visitors. A spokesman for the amusement park said that they will continue to cooperate closely with the authorities to ensure their visitors' safety.

http://www.volkskrant.nl/reizen/gewapende-man-opgepakt-in-disneyland-parijs-metgezel-nog-voortvluchtig~a4234110/
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #526 on: January 28, 2016, 01:41:54 pm »

A 28 year old European citizen was arrested today when trying to check into the hotel New York, in Disneyland Paris. The man resisted being arrested after metaldetectors went off. His female companion fled, and has not yet been found. In the man's briefcase, two firearms, and a Quran were found. The man claims to have carried the firearms for his own safety and protection (uhuh, those nagging kids in line for the rollercoster are such a big threat indeed).

During the incident, Disneyland Paris has remained open to visitors. A spokesman for the amusement park said that they will continue to cooperate closely with the authorities to ensure their visitors' safety.

http://www.volkskrant.nl/reizen/gewapende-man-opgepakt-in-disneyland-parijs-metgezel-nog-voortvluchtig~a4234110/

Yeah, the news here have mentioned that as well...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #527 on: January 28, 2016, 01:43:37 pm »

Scary. They be coming for our children.

I forgot to mention that also today, many primary and high schools in the Amsterdam (3 schools), Paris (5 schools), and the UK (at least 18 schools) were evacuated after police forces received bomb threats. No actual bombs were found. The Dutch police does not want to comment yet, the UK police says it was a coordinated action, and the Paris police has evacuated children to a safe location and has deployed extra armed forces to protect schools.

http://www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/bommeldingen-scholen-amsterdam-groot-brittannie-en-parijs~a4234006/

looks like someone has read How To Disrupt A Society Through Fear 101. I wonder how many parents are going to keep their kids from going to school now.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #528 on: January 28, 2016, 05:28:19 pm »

If the guy had managed a rampage in Disneyland Paris, that might have seriously killed Disneyland Paris.


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martinuzz

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #529 on: January 28, 2016, 07:20:47 pm »

moved for being in the wrong thread
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #530 on: January 28, 2016, 07:22:12 pm »

I just noticed that one of my dwarven children is reciting poetry to other children. They're not even in the tavern, they're in their parent's bedroom.
Are the dwarves immigrants because otherwise we're not really bothered m8.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #531 on: January 28, 2016, 07:28:46 pm »

Oops wrong thread let me move that to what's going on in your fort now hehe
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #532 on: January 28, 2016, 07:29:46 pm »

Oops wrong thread let me move that to what's going on in your fort now hehe
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #533 on: January 29, 2016, 06:58:31 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #534 on: January 29, 2016, 07:02:22 am »

So somebody threw a grenade at a refugee housing center in South-West Germany. Anyone wanna call this 'self-defence'?
That is horrible. I hope they catch the people who did that and put them in psych ward for life.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #535 on: January 29, 2016, 07:05:17 am »

Just saying Helgo, I warned you bro this was going to turn into civil war

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« Reply #536 on: January 29, 2016, 07:07:24 am »

This is starting to look worse and worse...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #537 on: January 29, 2016, 07:28:45 am »

Translation of the german article:

Unknown assailants throw handgrenade at refugee shelter

In Baden-Württemberg, unknown assailants have thrown a  live handgrenade at an inhabited first-intake refugee shelter. The weapon did not explode, the police has detonated it.

In Villingen-Schwenningen, in Baden-Württemberg, unknown perpetrators have thrown a handgrenade at a first-intake refugee shelter. The attempted assault failed, because the explosive charge did not detonate. No one was hurt. 170 people are housed in the building.
The police reports that a security guard heard a noise at 1:15am. This was when the weapon hit a concrete flooring in the inner courtyard of the shelter, a former French militia barracks situated in a somewhat secluded area.

When asked, police did not want to confirm reports of the grenade's pin being pulled, which arms the device. The reason they gave for that was the fact that so far, the pin has not been found.

After finding the grenade, the police cordoned off the area. 20 residents had to leave their appartments for multiple hours. A bomb disarming unit from the national police unit, department Baden-Württemberg was dispatched and detonated the grenade with a controlled explosion. At this moment, officers are searching the area for debris. Specialists are to investigate the remains of the weapon.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #538 on: January 29, 2016, 07:43:54 am »

Nah Germans spontaneously die from old age and replace themselves with immigration, and I'd say at there has never been a point in history where Germany's not been a danger to Yurop

In actual war news Royal Navy needs engine replacements because they keep breaking down

Unrelated but Russia: three schoolboys boiled to death after falling into hot sewer
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #539 on: January 29, 2016, 08:29:07 am »

@Antioch: don't feed the trolls. they only get bolder.

Uhm what about right now Loud Whispers? We aren't exactly a threat to europe as far as i can see.
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