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[Gamerboy4life]

OLD COMMANDER DEFENDS VURT-E

HE WILL HAVE MU'S HEAD

[Haspen]

Still waiting for:

GiglameshDespair
Gamerboy4Life
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Xanmyral
H4zardZ1
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Salsacookies
Detros
Hawk132
Tiruin

[LordBrassroast]

So it's like TF2, but in Standard Fantasy Land?

[Salsacookies]

Nah, more like COD: Fantasy Warfare.

[O.Wilde]

Spoiler: IN (click to show/hide)

Name: William
Side: Whichever need reinforcements more (I think A?)
Skill: Agile
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
Extra: Weed

[Xanmyral]

Destroy the Lance Corp(se)!

[Tiruin]

Baruth took his time to ponder the situation. A good warrior was the one that always thinks, as was told to him.

He decided to go against the most armored and healthiest looking foe!

[Haspen]

What followed was lotsa bloodletting.

Alphanti tried his chances against Bob the Brute but didn't count on the brutish warrior to be also fast; a counter-preemptive-attack by Bob left Alphanti bleeding from his gut from rather nasty-looking wound.

In the meanwhile, Old General Henderson decided to defend Vurt-e - just in time as Taskmaster Mu have rushed to attack him! Taskmaster flailed wildly with his wepaon but the old general skillfully blocked all the attacks with his trusty large shield.

Then there were five minutes of Tallow Knight's Pain. Firstly he attacked Lance Corporal Mooning, who have seized the initiative and struck Tallow Knight on his face, and thanks to a jerking movement the hatchet just scratched Tallow Knight's cheek. Alas, it was just the beginning as Vurt-e pounced upon Tallow Knight, who had to defend himself from the spearmaster, but thet defense wasn't good enogh - and Tallow Knight was stabbed in the chest. The wound bleeding, a prime opportunity to harass Tallow Knight further - and Lance Corporal Mooning returned for round two! Slashing with his long sword, he had struck Tallow Knight on the shoulder. And that's how Tallow Knight got heavily battered in span of few minutes.

Right afterwards Bob the Brute attacked Taskmaster Mu. The Taskmaster wasn't good enough on the defense and paid for it, as Bob's axe struck him in the leg. Gush gush, the red blood went.

Getting the Sorted saw that and moved in to defend Taskmaster Mu from further harassment. Then Ulric tried his chances against Lance Corporal Mooning, but the corporal in question was on a roll. Within seconds of launching the counter-initiative, Lance Corporal Mooning struck his foe in the guts.

Moments later Getting the Sorted saw some action - protecting Taskmaster Mu from onslaught of Baruth the Bearded! The dwarven friend tried his best but the windy cape and the large shield of Getting the Sorted made him almost unhittable.

But then Taskmaster Mu keeled over and died of bloodloss. Such tragedy. Much death. Wow.

Both Teams continue for fight Offensively!
William arrives to boost the numbers of Team A!

Spoiler: ACTIONS&ROLLS (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Butcher Bob the Brute

Roll for Alphanti: 2, +2 = 4
Roll for Bob the Brute: 5, +1 = 6, success!
Roll for damage: 5+1+1-2 = 5 => 4dmg!

Alphanti has 3/7HP left!
Alphanti is now losing blood!

OLD COMMANDER DEFENDS VURT-E

Old General Henderson Defends Vurt-e!

Console Vurt-e in this time of blood loss by introducing him to Ms. Axe, a lovely widow whose husband was lost in the last campaign. She and his face are a match made in heaven.

Old General Henderson intercepts!
Roll for Taskmaster Mu: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Old General Henderson: 1, -1, +1, +3 = 4

Nothing happens.

Destroy the Lance Corp(se)!

Roll for Tallow Knight: 2, +2 = 4
Roll for Lance Corporal Mooning: 5, +1 = 6, success!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg

Tallow Knight has 9/10HP left!

Attack a Team A guy with the strongest armor.

Roll for enemy with Chainmail: 3, Tallow Knight
Roll for Vurt-e: 4, +1 = 5, success!
Roll for Tallow Knight: 1, +2 = 3
Roll for damage: 3+1-1! = 3dmg

Tallow Knight has 6/10HP left!
Tallow Knight starts to bleed!

Stab Tallow Knight!

Roll for Lance Corporal Mooning: 6, +1 = 7, success!
Roll for Tallow Knight: 3, +2 = 5
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg

Tallow Knight has 4/10HP left!

IM DRUNK! BEHEAD THE MU!!

Roll for Bob the Brute: 4, +1 = 5, success!
Roll for Taskmaster Mu: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 5+1+1-2 = 5dmg

Taskmaster Mu has 1/6HP left!
Taskmaster Mu is bleeding!

Getting the Sorted is defending, covering Taskmaster Mu from one attack.

Getting the Sorted Defends Taskmaster Mu!

Give LCPL Mooning (or a random enemy) a whack to the face.

Roll for Ulric: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Lance Corporal Mooning: 6, +1 = 7, success!
Roll for damage: 4-1 = 3dmg

Ulric has 3/6HP left!
Ulric is leaking the red stuff!

He decided to go against the most armored and healthiest looking foe!

Roll for enemy with Chainmail: 2, Taskmaster Mu
Getting the Sorted intercepts!
Roll for Baruth the Beard: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Getting the Sorted: 2, +2, +1, +2 = 7

Nothing happens.

BLEEDING:
Alphanti: Tails
Alphanti loses 1 HP and is still bleeding!
Taskmaster Mu: Tails
Taskmaster Mu loses 1 HP and dies of bloodloss!
Tallow Knight: Tails
Tallow Knight loses 1 HP and is still bleeding!
Ulric: Heads
Ulric's wound stops bleeding!

[GiglameshDespair]

Try again for the Brute

[Salsacookies]

Strike William in the FACE!

[Hawk132]

Pulverize Baruth.

[Sarrak]

Name: Astrah
Side: A
Skill: Draconic
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!
Extra: Weed

Let the next bloodbath begin...

[Haspen]

Salsacookies pointed out to me an error which is now fixed which means Taskmaster Mu (Harry Baldman) is le dead. Lemme fix the everything.

[H4zardZ1]

Turn Tallow Knight into skewered flesh.

[LordBrassroast]

I'll get in on this.

Name: Fron Fronadad.
Side: A.
Skill: Beardfriend.
Extra: Skill in Axemaster.