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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #195 on: December 29, 2015, 01:59:34 pm »

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Also, maybe we should, you know, follow them? Transcribing the Lectitio Divinitatus is an important task, but it's not our primary one and it can wait. After all, we have memorized all of it anyway.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #196 on: December 29, 2015, 02:14:18 pm »

+1 to following.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #197 on: December 29, 2015, 02:19:05 pm »

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #198 on: December 29, 2015, 02:22:10 pm »

+1 to following.

Might as well

On the way there we should mutter scripture from the Lectitio Divinitatus, Also complain about the heresy of a mere mortal claiming to be emperor.

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #199 on: December 29, 2015, 02:34:32 pm »

+1 to following.

Might as well

On the way there we should mutter scripture from the Lectitio Divinitatus, Also complain about the heresy of a mere mortal claiming to be emperor.

That would just confuse the poor heathens, we can explain the glories of the God-emperor to them later when we have time.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #200 on: December 29, 2015, 02:44:53 pm »

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #201 on: December 29, 2015, 02:45:48 pm »

+1 to following.

Might as well

On the way there we should mutter scripture from the Lectitio Divinitatus, Also complain about the heresy of a mere mortal claiming to be emperor.

That would just confuse the poor heathens, we can explain the glories of the God-emperor to them later when we have time.

The emperor is mealy wreaked from his great battle, in time his will return to his full powers and majesty.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #202 on: December 29, 2015, 02:46:58 pm »

Given the myriad smaller worlds the Imperium owns, I'd be willing to bet they've found lots of petty emperors. If they declared anybody who calls themselves emperor of their territory before ever hearing of the True Imperium to be an arch-heretic and purged the area, they'd waste a lot of time and resources to no benefit. Let's assume our commissar here knows about this and accepts it.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #203 on: December 29, 2015, 02:50:52 pm »

Given the myriad smaller worlds the Imperium owns, I'd be willing to bet they've found lots of petty emperors. If they declared anybody who calls themselves emperor of their territory before ever hearing of the True Imperium to be an arch-heretic and purged the area, they'd waste a lot of time and resources to no benefit. Let's assume our commissar here knows about this and accepts it.

Fair enough, But we've still got the right to be annoyed.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #204 on: December 29, 2015, 03:02:39 pm »

Oh, certainly, he won't exactly be pleased, but we shouldn't start murdering everybody who refers to an emperor other than His Eternal Majesty.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #205 on: December 29, 2015, 03:07:18 pm »

You follow your escort and are quickly taken down to the planet, Dantooine.  You are flown to a facility that appears to be extremely new in construction, and are taken inside when you arrive.  As you are in transport, you transcribe a bit more of the Lectitio Divinitatus and perform a short lookup of the rebel forces and you take note that they use multiple xenos in their forces, including in commanding roles.  They only become more heretical by the moment.

Your escort soon takes you onto a platform within the facility that overlooks several hundred soldiers standing in formation, their armor similar to the troops you had seen so far, but with the addition of several blue markings on the helmet, torso, knees, and shoulders.  The armor does not appear to be in the best of condition, so you believe it to be surplus from an earlier conflict.  As there is no further place to be escorted, you believe this to be the forces you are in charge of.  As such, you move to the center of the stage to make a speech.

What do you say?

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #206 on: December 29, 2015, 03:13:21 pm »

Give a speech on duty, the God-Emperor, and the killing of the enemy in one tone of voice. Speak of treason, cowardice, and heresy in another.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #207 on: December 29, 2015, 03:15:58 pm »

Eeeh.
Do we know what our objectives are?
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #208 on: December 29, 2015, 03:21:55 pm »

Eeeh.
Do we know what our objectives are?

To slaughter the heretics and xeno, Along with spreading the worship of the God-Emperor, Of Course.

Give a speech on duty, the God-Emperor, and the killing of the enemy in one tone of voice. Speak of treason, cowardice, and heresy in another.

+1, We should also tell them about the rewards the afterlife will grant them if they die in battle, To increase their courage.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (68 Heretics Killed, 1 Troop Inspired) (SG)
« Reply #209 on: December 29, 2015, 03:44:10 pm »

We should also tell them about the rewards the afterlife will grant them if they die in battle, To increase their courage.
-1. Uwot, m8? The only afterlife is a hellish landscape filled with daemons that'll eat their souls.
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