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[Romans]

"This unit is designated as SERAS. Address this unit as such."

Very well Seras, sorry if I offended.

[PrivateNomad]

"This unit does not understand how that would be offensive, but very well."

[Powder Miner]

"What does SERAS even stand for, anyway?"

[PrivateNomad]

"What does SERAS even stand for, anyway?"

"Answer: Supernatural Eradication Robot And Studier. However, the designation of that name is no longer important since this unit's creation."

[Empiricist]

"Okay... seeing as you appear to be a CRT television on a unicycle, I take it that you've got plenty of magic then?"

[PrivateNomad]

"Okay... seeing as you appear to be a CRT television on a unicycle, I take it that you've got plenty of magic then?"

"Answer: No."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Strangely enough, his cynical prediction about the length of their relationship seemed to MOLLIFY Lidia, who quieted back down.

((0/10 not jelly enuf))
Hana blinks, waking up from her impromptu nap, rubbing her eyes and yawning.
"Huh....."

[Empiricist]

"Answer: No."

"Right, so then they moved you to a new body or never finished the body you were meant to use then?"

Strangely enough, his cynical prediction about the length of their relationship seemed to MOLLIFY Lidia, who quieted back down.

Hana blinks, waking up from her impromptu nap, rubbing her eyes and yawning.
"Huh....."

"Oh hey, look who's up! He passed out carrying you around."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Hana looks a little embarrassed.
"....oh my. Guess I have more things to apologise for....I think.

I'm really sorry for falling asleep during our conversation....."

[Empiricist]

"Narcoleptic? Or do you just don't get enough sleep? You missed the tour. Also, if you know everything there is to know about videogames, does that extend to those ones about protein folding and gene sequencing?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I just felt sleepy. I didn't get enough sleep on the plane here....

Huh? Oh, that depends."
((Indulge me since I don't know. Do the games tell you when you have created a valid protein or gene sequence?))

[PrivateNomad]

"Answer: No."
"Explanation: This unit's programming was wiped, but still possesses combat functions designed to deal with supernatural threats."

[Empiricist]

((I think so, seeing at those games are basically a means to crowd-source solutions which would imply that they need some sort of criteria to determine if something is the solution, lest they want to trawl through a few thousand submissions. I do know that they assign things such as scores though based on some sort of criteria that are probably related to their application.))
"So, how were you meant to fight things if your body amounts to a television on a unicycle?"

[Powder Miner]

"... ...the FUCK were they making "Supernatural Eradication" robots for?!"

[Empiricist]

"Presumably because regular cops and police brutality don't work as well against things with magic."