turn 2
Cast a divination spell that will tell me what went wrong. Inspect my body- is it the one I remember?
You cast you divination spell. Hmm, seems like everything went fine in the start. It's only a few moments that a failsafe you put onto yourself detected that you were no longer in the correct coffin and initiated a wakeup spell. But it's odd, the failsafe was supposed to work instantly, and here you are already in a new coffin and underground.
You try to look yourself over. You can't actually raise your head much. You're sure it's the same body. Only the robes have gone a bit mottled over the years. The good news is also that you've lost some weight! The bad news is that now you look like a failry well preserved zombie.
You hear two loud thumps from above ground. They sound pretty far away.
The townsfolk are unarmed. A direct battle will not have a good result. However... I can delay them a bit. Maybe.. with some explosives?
Summon a bazooka (use ctr+f 'bazooka'. It should be the first one.) Walk slowly toward the armoured men. Loose a few shots at them.
((I'm just going to imagine an actual bazooka. Because I don't know how that particular video game one works))
You start walking towards the village, a bazooka materializing in you hand. You see a group of them walking along a street. You take aim and loose a shot in their general direction, to get their attention. The men barely have time to be startled before the little hovel in front of them explodes into wood splinters. Two of them are knocked on their asses. The men scramble to form a shield wall.
"Sorceress in the open! Form up! We can withstand a few fireballs!"
You materialize another round and put in the panzerschreck as the shield wall slowly comes towards you. You casually take aim at the center of the shield wall and fire. the two guys in the middle are just blown to bits, and the two at their sides catch a heavy dose of explosion-to-the-face. One has lost the entire right side of his head. The other is thrown away quite a few meters, and has lost his left arm and leg. You have to give him credit though, he's a trooper. He tries to crawl away with his remaining two limbs, leaving a gory trail of blood behind him.
Must be a hallucination. Best keep on my toes, and start moving to the smoke. If I see anyone armed with a proper weapon, I'll shoot first and ask questions later. I doubt there is anyone running my colors anyway, from the looks of how isolated this place is.
((You've also got a knife that doubles as a bayonet and your choice of pistol/revolver, by the way.))
You head towards the smoke, weapon shouldered and cautious. When you near the edge of the hill, you hear two unmistakeble bangs of explosives. Suddenly there's a lot more shouting going on in the village. You walk close and get a good look at what's hapening. In the center of the village there's a large building that has had its doors barred and is currently on fire. From the looks of it, the soldiers were gathered around the building, but they're all converging to the other side of the town right now, in the direction of the blasts.
You do spot three people heading your way. One of them looks like a child, hands bounds behind the back. Behind her are two guys in chainmail with swords and shields. Well, a sword constitutes as a proper weapon, even though you'd personally prefer a gun. One of the soldiers gives the kid a shove and the kid falls to the ground, face first as he's unable to stop his fall with his hands. You take this opportunity to take aim and shoot. Your first shot hits the soldier who pushed square in the chest and he goes down. The second soldier reacts and puts up his shield.
"Fuck! I'll get you for this, ranger! You shan't get through my shield of Edhassanian steel!"
The guy charges at you. Like, actually charges at you over open ground. Who does that in this and age? You sigh and shoulder your rifle again. As he's about halfway, you fire three controlled shots, each .308 round punching clean through the shield. The guy crumples to a heap.
((sry, on phone, may add to post later))
Nyaknyak will slowly advance to the edge of the forest to see where the smoke is from. Human habitation? On the way, observe and smell the forest. What type of forest is it, latitude, animal population etc. ?
You slowly make your way to the edge of the forest. You do not recognize the vegetation, but the trees look like some close cousin to the oak. The forest is alive with small animals and birds and insects, but you don't sense any large predators close by. It does get more dense the deeper you go, however.
As you walk, you hear two loud bangs in the distance. When you arrive at the edge of the forest. It is indeed human habitation. A town, looks like it's mostly inhabited farmers. The smoke comes from a large central building that is on fire. The soldiers seem to be panicking and running towards one end of the village.