Me: hollow out an inactive volcano. i need a secret lair make the entrance secret maybe you have to push a certain fossil on a certain vertical rock face to enter.
5: Bloddy boatmurdured
+Volcano base
Send my leader cultists to get a famous movie producer to make a movie about the Tax Goat, with Morgan Freeman as a narrator.
Whisper into then minds of Skies inquisitors that I can help them defeat him.
1: You know the drill... ("You should really fire your PR department" "What PR department?" "well there's your problem")
1: I think you are just bad with people, anyway they are a group expressly agenced extradimensional horrors attempting to enslave, destroy, sell humanity.
-PR +skies inquisitors
fak. Action didn't post.
Kool Aid is flammable.
You forgot Hiddenleafguy's turn.
...Try that again.
Actually, he didn't, quote is just fucked up so it's all quoted.
1: some enemy cultist gets a match on one of the flamethrowers/bombs, they go off like a string of firecrackers.
(It's not me, the it's just the dice that hate you, also kool-aid doesn't burn)
-flamethrowers and such cultists
Send Orb of Stalwart to Tax Goat.
(why did you put your turn in two posts? And the orb was safer where you had it, anyway)
6: You push the ball off the pedestal, it goes through the only remaining original wall, rolls down the
soap slope which conveniently leads to tax goat's area and continues rolling when it reaches the base and is lost in the woods somewhere.
-orb of stalwart 1
Balrog + K inquisitors: Go attack Kinesis, Loot and Kill everyone and thing!!!
I: Mutate Skyies komodo dragon, This time I make Love the taste of human blood.
70 cultists: build a bunker over the Balrog's house.
35 cultists: Start looking for Necromantic Magic.
other 35: Enter Skyies Cult and Kill some people.
2: They go "Ooh" and "ahh" at your magnificent handywork instead.
5: The lizard gains a taste for the stuff, it considers bottling it ("Screaming peasants" april 2016, "bloated plutocrat" august 2016), anyway it reenacts
this4: They make a small sturdy bunker, although it won't withstand a grenade and up it will protect you agenced angry peasants and small arms fire.
5: They find a zombie plague optimized for use by extra dimensional intelligences, it will spread like the traditional zombie plague but will be under your psychic command.
Tax goatTMFollowers:A skunk. The 5th segment of a man 'O' war. Some slime mold on a banana, 50 hidden cultists, 80 cultists with you, 48 heavily armed cultists(At Skyies base), 15 leader cultists, 5 cultists in high places, pro speaker.
Items: Access to orb of stalwart 1, Dragon's blood, purge ritual, Magnificent Palace in home plane
haters: skies inquisitors
PR: The town of belford thinks you are an alright guy, Brand awareness, terrible PR
KinesisFollowers: 25 cultists
You: summoned
Items: Orb of Stalwart 3, Incompetence-B-gone [1] charges (makes a roll a forgone conclusion), Volcano base
Haters: 50 inquisitors, ritual of banishment, purge ritual
PR: bad PR, disliked by humanity, card carrying villain
Areas: NY crater, flaming Roperary
TM surrounding NY crater(Need to roll to find anything in it or move through)
SkyiesFollowers: 9 cultists in high places, 100 trained heavily armed cultists, trained komodo dragon, 52 lightly armed very well trained cultists, 50 armored armed trained cultists, 50 trained cultists, merc squad(200 heavily armed trained cultists), 50 lightly armed boring cultists, armed cultists are on guard
You: Summoned, wounded
Items:Dragon's blood (You are pleased by the name), damaged reinforced barn with 48 heavily armed guards, tungsten, graphene, 2 light weapons, Training facility, Invincible wood rune, 50 armor
PR: Servant to Tax goat, -PR with scientists
Haters: 20 inquisitors in high places, 76 inquisitors, 100 researcher inquisitors, NULL crystal, found orb of stalwart one.
Misc.: local law enforcement insane.
Bont da lifasYou: Summoned, wounded
Followers: Kinesis inquisitor alliance, 140 cultists, comatose balrog
Items: Orb of Stalwart 2 with summoning platform, Trapped temple base flooded with kool-aid, some money, dragon's blood, weapons cache location, subterranean mansion, scrap.
PR: Bad PR
Events: Kinesis attack/inconvenience needed in <[1] turns
WorldLocations/landmarks: -New york city, Tortoise temple
Pop: 7 bill - 8 mill (I should total up all the cultist and inquisitor deaths too)
Events: Election in [10] turns
Misc: "Inquisitor con" where inquisitors convene, helicopters have replaced cars, Tactical nuke somewhere
I feel like i am thinking through treakal
will updates stats pwoply tworo