75 OCD cultists: Clean up the Temple.
other 75: look around for cheep weapons.
I: Attempt to Convert Kinesis's Cult and have anyone who joins me from there, Attack the people who don't!
Kinesis's inquisitors: Help my cult if you want, if not I'd suggest gathering weapons for an attack.
1:They just sort of sit there and cry. Then they torch the place
6:Hey look at this stuff guys, they're paying us to take these! *Ignites*
2:You eat a pack of Cthulhu's sapient crisps "A soul in every slice" and watch your cultists with some amusement, and some disappointment, you have a schedule to keep.
3:They get more of the weapons. *combusts*
Everybody and everything is on fire -50 OCD cultists -20 kinesis inquisitors +100 shoddy flamethrowers +some money
ME: trip the neon green inquisitors wich i assume are milling around or walking away after fainting by lifting their ahoes the rotaing the shoes 90 degrees
cultistist: bury the inquisitors in the mud (feel free to take any thing on their person)
(i think i should cut back a bit on pre summoning kinesis)
3: They stagger a bit but remain upright
3: Your cultists pelt them with mud
Impoverished inquisitors: wander around in circles.
2: They don't even manage to do that
Recruit the best 100 mechanical engineers I can find.
Also 50 scientists.
Have my cultists buy/otherwise get some light assault rifles, etc.
1: Unlike the vast majority of nerds they do not dream of cracking the world like an under boiled egg, instead they don their tin foil helms and get a job at PCB that you accidentally mentioned the location of.
3: They get some nice knives.
+50 light weapons +100 researcher inquisitors.
Inquisitors: Research ritual of banishment
6: They banish themselves to a pocket dimension for a turn.
Inquisitors banished for [1] turn
Check to see if the elections are coming up, if so, send one hundred of my cultists to stop being hidden, and walk around in D.C chanting "Tax Goat for economy!" If not, search for the ingredients for the summoning on ElderGods R us, same cultists.
3: Yes but not for quite a while.
1: The public don't like your rampant littering and farmers miss being able to open their barns, also you need to actually officially run, and 100 cultists do not a PR department make.
Tax goatTMFollowers:A skunk. A 103 year old tortoise. The 5th segment of a man 'O' war. Some slime mold on a banana, 200 hidden cultists
PR: The town of belford thinks you are an alright guy, Brand awareness, The voting public do not like your one platform campaign.
KinesisFollowers: 100 impoverished cultists.
Items: Pontoon base
Haters: 50 impoverished inquisitors, 80 inquisitors, ritual of banishment.
SkyiesFollowers: 10 cultists in high places
Items:Dragon's blood (You are pleased by the name), barn with Orb of stalwart 1, [2] light weapons, tungsten, steel, graphene, 50 light weapons.
Haters: 1 inquisitor, 20 inquisitors in high places, 100 inquisitors, kinesis's inquisitors, 100 researcher inquisitors.
Bont da lifasFollowers: 250 OCD followers, Kinesis inquisitor alliance , 150 cultists
Items: Orb of Stalwart 2, temple base, 100 shoddy flamethrowers, some money, dragon's blood
Events: Everybody and everything is on fire, Kinesis attack/inconvenience needed in <[1] turns
WorldLocations/landmarks: -New york city
Pop: 7 bill - 8 mill
Events: elections in [5] turns
Skyies has still not bothered to summon itself.